Team Ugly

[GreatScott]

Putting together a fun little rom.  Already put together team dirtbag ... now its time for team ugly.  
so far ive got
captain: W Mcgee

Enrique Wilson
George Foster
John Kruk
Randy Johnson
H Matsui
Ron Karkovice
Jack Wilson
Don Mossi

any suggestions?

[malnuboy]

Paul Assenmacher in the bullpen

[capt_taco]

Man... don't forget Fernando Valenzuela -- that guy was both fat AND ugly.

Also, Dave Henderson is a must for anything like this. With teeth like his, I'm amazed he didn't become a spokesman for The Gap after he retired.

[Bonny]

Otis Nixon

[Shooty]

Willie McGee and Otis Nixon are obvious classics, but don't  forget Tony "Don't call me Seal" Fernandez.

[TβG]

zane smith, kent tekulve, and pat zachary have got to be on your pitching staff, also sid bream at firstbase.  nice list... keep it up.  wille mcgeezer is classic.

[Dryden]

Kent Tekulve is a beautiful piece of man, and anyone who says he wasn't is clearly smoking something.

[GDavis]

Steve Balboni needs to be a big bat off the bench.

[T Roogs]

moises alou

[Flood]

zane smith, kent tekulve, and pat zachary have got to be on your pitching staff, also sid bream at firstbase.  nice list... keep it up.  wille mcgeezer is classic.

Growing up I had a neighbor who looked EXACTLY like Zane Smith...and he ate cigarettes.