Quick Pitchers Anonymous

[dvldog]

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

that's fucking gay.  so i'm supposed to come back with something so you can jack off on some gay post?

it's typical that you'd be thinking about your dick on some dude's face.

[JoeDirt]

my bad...I get you and your mom confused all the time.  You can understand how that's easy to do...

[dvldog]

my bad...I get you and your mom confused all the time.  You can understand how that's easy to do...

you don't have sex with my mom, and it's not even funny.  it's such a weak comeback.

"that's what your mom said last night."  OH SNAP!  YOU GOT ME!  I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING!  YOU ARE SO WITTY AND COOL AND SMART!  

[Ryno23]

Fuck it.

A guy can't even start up his own fucking 12 step program with out a fight breaking out.

[JoeDirt]

Did I say I had sex with your mom?

What, am I taking fight advice from Kramer all of the sudden?  The jerk store callled...

[JoeDirt]

That's a great idea, Noah.  Yeah, I'm going to cyber kick his ass!

Actually, Shitpaw is probably gonna be mad at me for this confession, but he and I were just BSing a fight on the boards for the entertainment of y'all.  

I'm just probably gonna be out all day, so the jig is up...  

Oh, and as long as we're confessing things--I really did have sex with Shitpaw's mother.  

Just kidding...was gonna say that I really did have a boss once use that balls/chin line on me...A BOSS.  

[ultimate7]

I figured it had to be fake, either way it was quite funny.

[dvldog]

Actually, Shitpaw is probably gonna be mad at me for this confession, but he and I were just BSing a fight on the boards for the entertainment of y'all.  

That's what I would say if I was a pussy like JoeDirt.  Just give up before you get too embarrassed.

[JoeDirt]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!  

[dvldog]

yeah, you're right.  the gig is up.  it was a good run though.

[Jawls]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.................what's a skeletor?

[dvldog]

i had to read this thread again.

i thought it was pretty damn funny.

nice work JoeDirt/GlassJoe.

[JoeDirt]

Yeah, this gives us "street cred," right?

For the record, Shitpaw/dvldog/J.Rice, the answer to the question about where my dick would be if my balls were on your chin really depends on which way I'm facing, I guess.  

[ultimate7]

You guys should have a contest to see who can have the most user names.  Maybe BDawk could join in.

[JoeDirt]

who was bdawk before?

[BeefMaster]

vgp100... might've been before your time.  He got to 1000 posts and decided to retire that user.  That was back when 1000 posts really meant something, you know.

[JoeDirt]

Oh shit...I forgot all about that.  I do remember vgp...I thought he just went away after getting into such a debate with somebody over something...guessing it was vit--why not go with the odds?