JoeDirt V Ryno: Heaven V Hell

[Ryno23]

Fuckity fuck.  I finally beat the guy.  It took an army of darkness to do so.

We played straight league rules.  Fun shit lemme tell ya.  Here is our chat:


ryno23deenee: do the play by play to yourself.  it's fucking hilarious
JoeyCordiano: str8 league rules
JoeyCordiano: will do
ryno23deenee: "Jesus Christ at the plate.  he's 3-4 on the day.  Holy Ghost on Deck"
JoeyCordiano: God is warming up in the bullpen
ryno23deenee: i'm dying
JoeyCordiano: ouch
ryno23deenee: take that god
JoeyCordiano: I am thee
ryno23deenee: you've been osama'ed
ryno23deenee: Jesus you suck?
JoeyCordiano: Jesus was upset at the call
ryno23deenee: he goes back to the dugout to fast
JoeyCordiano: you're killing me here
ryno23deenee: adolph HITler ain't nutthin' to fuck with
JoeyCordiano: i'd say not
JoeyCordiano: were you going to 3
ryno23deenee: sneaky god
JoeyCordiano: or did i get you in time
ryno23deenee: yeah, was trying to get sneaky
JoeyCordiano: o
ryno23deenee: lemme guess. . . mortal umps
JoeyCordiano: i cant even make contact
ryno23deenee: figures you go yard with a chick
ryno23deenee: you must be catholic.
JoeyCordiano: its true
ryno23deenee: close
JoeyCordiano: yeah
JoeyCordiano: figured i'd try
ryno23deenee: nice throw
JoeyCordiano: that was supposed to be my next pitch...how sad
ryno23deenee: devilish
JoeyCordiano: he should have killed himself
ryno23deenee: you don't walk a canabalistic homosexual rapist and get away with it
JoeyCordiano: i guess not
ryno23deenee: shrddr?
ryno23deenee: bill?
JoeyCordiano: i think so
JoeyCordiano: funny
ryno23deenee: stupid cathaholics
JoeyCordiano:
ryno23deenee: drinking up all the baptists' wine
JoeyCordiano: i like to round the bases before it comes down
ryno23deenee: i love it when the runner makes it home before the ball lands
ryno23deenee: heil!
JoeyCordiano: damn him
ryno23deenee: hell yeah
ryno23deenee: sadaam:  anyting adolph can do , i can do better
ryno23deenee: dumbshit spelled "job" wrong
JoeyCordiano: ha
ryno23deenee: foul?
ryno23deenee: you had the strategy at the end
ryno23deenee: our chat will be posted
JoeyCordiano: yeah, took me 7 innings to condition myself to not swing at that fucking knuckle
ryno23deenee: then you get the non drop knuckle
JoeyCordiano: in that case: RYNO IS DEENEE RETARD
ryno23deenee: how he programmed that i do not know

[BeeJay]

I'm pretty sure shrddr is Shredder from TMNT, but otherwise that was some funny stuff.

[Ryno23]

I'm pretty sure shrddr is Shredder from TMNT, but otherwise that was some funny stuff.

Bill Shrddr Schroeder is the devil.