Fantasy RBI Week 3 Thread

[fightonusc]

The battle of unbeatens between The South Arkansas Penis and THE Parish State University is complete. Game video is posted. Recap and box score to follow.

[fightonusc]

Recap:

Jeffrey Leonard hit for the cycle, driving in eight runs as part of a 7-for-7 day as The South Arkansas Penis took control of the Gantry Division with a resounding 22-9 victory over THE Parish State University on Wednesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium. Leonard hit two home runs, while teammate Kirk Gibson also hit two home runs while driving in six and scoring five times.

Bert Blyleven threw a complete game 20-hitter, gutting it out despite throwing an amazing 82 pitches. Blyleven also helped himself at the plate, going 3-for-6 while scoring twice and driving in a run for The South Arknsas Penis (3-0).

"Ow, my fucking arm!," Blyeven said after the game. "Jesus fucking Christ, does my arm hurt! I mean, I'm glad we won, but, hello, don't we have any other pitchers?"

THE Parish State University (2-1) fell behind early and never looked to be a serious threat. Darryl Strawberry homered and scored four times in the losing effort. Afterwards, he hinted at a growing feud between him and teammate Dale Murphy.

"I don't get him, always praying going to church on Sundays," said Strawberry of Murphy, a devout Mormon. "I mean, maybe if he prays hard enough to whatever those people pray to, maybe his Mormon Jesus will give him the power to start hitting. And what's up with that not drinking soda, anyways? I've got something that's 100 times more powerful than caffeine if he needs it."

Box Score:

[fightonusc]

I would also like to point out that The South Arkansas Penis had five triples in the game, which I'm sure is a Fantasy RBI League all-time single-game record.

[RedBarron]

Is 7 hits a record?

who do i whap next?

The Penis is hard to beat.

[fightonusc]

I tihnk it ties a record (Will Clark went 7 for 8 last season in one game, with two HRs, two 3Bs and two 2Bs)

[fightonusc]

The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ Hip Young Popes game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Shooty]

Did the FTAS win?

[fightonusc]

Recap:

The Frank Tanana All-Stars rode the hitting of George Hendrick and the pitching of Bret Saberhagen to an impressive 15-4 victory over the Hip Young Popes on Thursday in a Doverbi Division game called over six innings because of the 10-run mercy rule.

Hendrick went 4-for-4 with a home run, four runs and four RBI to pace the Frank Tanana All-Star's (2-1) attack. Saberhagen went to distance to pick up the victory, working out of many tough jams. The Hip Young Popes (0-3) managed 14 hits but ran themselves out of several potentially big innings and stranded seven runners.

Tony Armas went 3-for-3 with three RBI for the Hip Young Popes in the loss.

Box Score:

[ultimate7]

Thank goodness for the Hip Young Popes, there is a team worse than mine

[fightonusc]

The Unholy Legions of Doom/The OC game is complete. Game movie is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[BeefMaster]

Wow.  Just... wow.  I'm firing my third base coach.

[Gerlost]

The Hip Young Popes will stay the course.  No changes will be made.

[BDawk]

Good job with that recap.

[fightonusc]

Recap:

The OC took advantage of a lackluster Unholy Legion of Doom performance to cruise to a 10-0, three-inning victory on Friday in a Fantasy RBI League interdivision game played Friday at Tengen Field.

Rob Wilfong and Steve Lake each homered and drove in two for The OC (2-1), while Keith Hernandez added a solo shot. Dwight Gooden threw three scoreless innings to pick up the abbreviated win.

Meanwhile, the Unholy Legions of Doom (1-2) couldn't get anything going. Mike Witt has roughed up for 14 hits in two and one-third innings.

Recap: