Good pitching always beats good hitting

[Darky]

I love working them corners,especially the outside so the hitter makes minimal contact. Hitting against the DarkSide with Reshl, Krukow, Tudor,Clemens,Nolan Ryan, and Gooden is like catching a fly with chopsticks. Those are my top pitchers. Someday, I will give you fucks a clinic.

[TbT]

will this be a "free clinic"? 

[Shooty]

Someday, I will give you fucks a (penis) colonic.

[Darky]

will this be a "free clinic"? 

Only if you give me a curl cliinic.
BTW, I remember using the niners in The original tecmo, And I always won, and never even used the curl. I think it was play 3, or the other passing play, and if somebody picked the play, I would hit my third option- Roger Craig and it was good for 6 every time.

[Darky]

I love working them corners,especially the outside so the hitter makes minimal contact. Hitting against the DarkSide with Reshl, Krukow, Tudor,Clemens,Nolan Ryan, and Gooden is like catching a fly with chopsticks. Those are my top pitchers. Someday, I will give you fucks a clinic.

Ya, and by the way, I was never shutout in any of my tourneys in high school. Our tourney were anything goes. Any team was game, and all pitchers were game. I am more than confident that I am the best RBI player on the planet. Nobody ever beat me on road trips in college or in the minors.

[ultimate7]

I bet you are the best player in Sweden.

[TbT]

will this be a "free clinic"? 

Only if you give me a curl cliinic.
BTW, I remember using the niners in The original tecmo, And I always won, and never even used the curl. I think it was play 3, or the other passing play, and if somebody picked the play, I would hit my third option- Roger Craig and it was good for 6 every time.

Pass 2 is nice as you can hit Roger craig ouitta the backfeild for about 5-6 yards a pop...very lethal play.   damndest thing, but i love using thier offense to slaughter my opponents, and if i have to play vs a powerhouse i prefer to play against them as opposed to NYG or CHI. 

[MR NEW YORK]

I love working them corners,especially the outside so the hitter makes minimal contact. Hitting against the DarkSide with Reshl, Krukow, Tudor,Clemens,Nolan Ryan, and Gooden is like catching a fly with chopsticks. Those are my top pitchers. Someday, I will give you fucks a clinic.

Ya, and by the way, I was never shutout in any of my tourneys in high school. Our tourney were anything goes. Any team was game, and all pitchers were game. I am more than confident that I am the best RBI player on the planet. Nobody ever beat me on road trips in college or in the minors.

Our we on the same planet. Like were on Earth. You in Mars sir. 

[TecmoGuy]

Using SF in Tecmo super is the cheapest thing on the planet

jerry rice catches it every time, makes it not even worth playing the game, because the defense has no ability to stop you

[ultimate7]

Using SF in Tecmo super is the cheapest thing on the planet

jerry rice catches it every time, makes it not even worth playing the game, because the defense has no ability to stop you

Number 1, They weren't talking about TSB, regular Tecmo Bowl, and number 2, you can use SF against me in TSB and I will beat you.

[BeefMaster]

Using SF in Tecmo super is the cheapest thing on the planet

jerry rice catches it every time, makes it not even worth playing the game, because the defense has no ability to stop you

Number 1, They weren't talking about TSB, regular Tecmo Bowl, and number 2, you can use SF against me in TSB and I will beat you.

Ultimate7 is right.  Rice is the best WR in TSB, but a good secondary will hold him in check just fine.  The 49ers are not the best team in that game, in my opinion.

[rastein]

The Bears are by far the best team in the game. They will whip the shit out of the Niners anyday. You can't stop the Cap Boso pass play. It sucks the defender away every time no matter where you are. Jerry Rice and Roger Craig wish they were Cap Boso. I would know because that play has beaten me easily 64,000 times in my life.

[TecmoGuy]

You are insane.  It does not matter who is there, 4 guys, and the best secondary around- Rice will catch the ball 9 times out of ten

[Darky]

You are insane.  It does not matter who is there, 4 guys, and the best secondary around- Rice will catch the ball 9 times out of ten

Bullshit, Rod Woodson shuts him down, and primetime.

[DamnTheCowboys]

Using SF in Tecmo super is the cheapest thing on the planet

jerry rice catches it every time, makes it not even worth playing the game, because the defense has no ability to stop you

I agree. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Dark Side and would love for this guy to give me a clinic in RBI sometime just to humble me, but using SF in Tecmo is a chicken shit move.   

I despise SF in Tecmo Super Bowl because the computer loves them and slurps the 49ers collective cranks.   Even when Craig is injured they have Dexter Carter come in and roll up your ass somehow.   And their kicker, Mike Cofer, sucked in real life but they make him hit 70 yard field goals with ease.  If we're talking original Tecmo, yes, the Cap Boso out pattern in the red zone cannot be beat.   Sadly though, in Tecmo Super Bowl Boso was the Bears' backup tight end and was a shell of his former self.  He lost his cut move and he drops more passes in that game.   It's like watching Willie Mays stumble around in center field for the Mets in the '73 WS.   

And yes, using SF in the original Tecmo Bowl is also chickenshit.  They are just as hard to beat except they don't have John Taylor running that asinine slant play.

[BeefMaster]

You are insane.  It does not matter who is there, 4 guys, and the best secondary around- Rice will catch the ball 9 times out of ten

Bullshit, Rod Woodson shuts him down, and primetime.

I'm with Dark Side on this.  Rice rarely will make his "cheap" catches when controlled by a human.  The computer does it more often, but usually only near the end of a season or in the playoffs, and even then it's not consistent.  I've found that the Browns' and Rams' receivers tend to be the most likely to make those catches.

If I were to play a good human opponent, there are several teams I'd pick before the 49ers - Giants, Bears, Bills (if I could change their playbook), Eagles, and Chiefs immediately come to mind.  The 49ers' RB is barely above average, and their best defensive players play in positions I don't care for (S, bottom OLB).

[TbT]

And yes, using SF in the original Tecmo Bowl is also chickenshit.  They are just as hard to beat except they don't have John Taylor running that asinine slant play.

whoa, whoa, whoa!  1st off, when we play original Tecmo Bowl, we outlaw the curl routes, but slants are fair game.  Ive told yall a gazzillion times those are easy to pick off (ie cap boso...yes please try and throw to his cracker ass on me!)

next Id rather play against SF than NYG or CHI.  while SF is much more dangerous/explosive on offense than CHI or NYG, i know how to nuetralize em just fine and slows em down.  You gotta learn the grind it out style..or the bend but do not break.  SF can motor down the field nicely and all, but they cant run on yah like da Bears or Giants.  And running is where its at when you play original TB. 

So i'll say that your oponent being SF is not chicken shit. Ive played easily 200, possib even 250 games of TB vs my friends the last 18 months, so i might know a thing or 2 about this.  We keep some spreadsheets about who was what team, who was home/road, scores and some game details for the last 132 games we have played

But with all that said, passing is my specialty...well, qb'ing and wr cycling, so i'll take SF and probably win 7 out of 10 basically no matter who my opponent has, but i can easily go on similar runs with CHI and NYG, and even possibly MIA if im having a real good day. 

[DamnTheCowboys]

TBT,

I respect your love for the original TB, and keeping the spreadsheets.   Awesome.   Why don't you experience Tecmo Super Bowl and grasp the millions of different seasons you can play?   I guess you like the simplicity of TB?     Anyway, yeah, playing with San Fran in TB is definately LESS chickenshit than if you were to pick them in TSB.   In TB they weren't quite as established yet as Nintendo's favorite team.  It was before the President of Tecmo started giving George Seifert frequent blow jobs.   

In man to man on TB, the Boso rout can be defended.   But-  can you defend that Bavaro sideline pattern?   That thing will drive an opponent nuts.


I'm with you-  Chicago and NY are better overall teams than SF in TB.      The only place the Bears are lacking is at WR, but Dennis Gentry is a badass on kick returns.  I love that dude.
And NY ?  Holy crap....  You can close your eyes and pick whoever on defense (except Kenard) and you will be able to make a pick.    And when defending field goals and extra points, Lawrence Taylor must snort a mirror full of coke before each one, because he flies through that line to tackle the kick holder faster than I go through a red light when I'm running late for work.

[TecmoGuy]

   And when defending field goals and extra points, Lawrence Taylor must snort a mirror full of coke before each one, because he flies through that line to tackle the kick holder faster than I go through a red light when I'm running late for work.

pure literary genius

[BDawk]

will this be a "free clinic"? 

Yes, a VD clinic