There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

[TempoGL]

she has a handful of attractive friends, all of which are bringing dates.....



...save one. This broad is an ubercunt and all efforts should be made to see to it that she has a horrible

horrible

horrible

time.

is this the girl that mrs. rdub was inquiring about me on?  lawyer from chicago, i do believe.

i call dibs

[TbT]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRING A NES POWER PACK(POWER CORD THINGY)...MINES BEEN ACTING UP LATELY AND ID HATE TO NOT GET IN ANY RBI ON ACCOUNT OF THIS.   

AND YES I AM YELLING. 

[Reds]

I am leaving right now....

get ready bitches.

[moses]

Is Bdawk the double mystery guest??? I havent seen him on all morning, which is highly unusual.

[ultimate7]

Seriously who is the secret guest?  Is it ShitPaw?

[JoeDirt]

moses, I suspect the same thing.  Among other things, BDawk's size qualifies for "double."

[ultimate7]

OK, so we know the double secret guest bailed, but who was it supposed to be?  It's starting to sound like it was Darkside.

[Reds]

Bdawk gave us the full on Bonny treatment....

Cunted.


Also, Elvis was at the wedding reception.

[JoeDirt]

Costello or Grvbac?

[GDavis]

Not trying to be a dick here (well I guess I sorta am) but why did BDawk's attendance need to be kept "secret".  Even if he did show up it'd be disappointing to me.  I was hoping for someone like Wade Boggs or Tub Girl.

[Nacho]

At that time, he probably hadn't been "exposed"?

[BDawk]

Not trying to be a dick here (well I guess I sorta am) but why did BDawk's attendance need to be kept "secret".  Even if he did show up it'd be disappointing to me.  I was hoping for someone like Wade Boggs or Tub Girl.

dick

[WeatherMatt]

He lives!

[BDawk]

he does?

[Darky]

BDawk cunted the dee nee wedding. Somehow, I think cunting out without a trace or warning when internets meet reality is a good thing. Kind of cool....kind of. Maybe he should get the Enforcer level rating now?

[BDawk]

Im actually bummed about my cunting...not only did I not hang out at the wedding, I dropped a few dollars on the arrangements...Rdub will not go without gift from me, though

[Darky]

Fuck it. Shit happens bro.

[Reds]

Sweet after this Warding by Bdawk...maybe everyone will forget how I bitched out at the last secon for Chicago!!!!

[Mike D.]

WARDED!!!

[Reds]

WARDED!!!

fkn ward.

I was too bust fucking a ft chitck to mee this bvg headed mother fucker....