FRBI week 9

[Nacho]

I think it is well-established that DarkSide is manipulating the league in some capacity.  Let's just base our standings on non-DarkSide contests and make our judgments accordingly.

[Darky]

Dude lol...The game was not manipulated. I won fair and square. No resets were pressed and the game was not recorded in order to reach a desired result. If anything, me making my team lose would make things look like it's fair and square...then me manipulating other games to insure that I win.

Sheesh MikeD, you can at least admit that I have a great team. No need to be a sore loser now.

Once the record button is pressed, it's magic and official. And Marty Barret torched you guys from the 8 hole. 3-3 with a sac fly and a triple. Barret is producing people. He was one of the last players taken in the draft, and a starter who is the lowest draft pick.

Darky=Belichick

[Nacho]

If anything, me making my team lose would make things look like it's fair and square...then me manipulating other games to insure that I win.

Nobody said you didn't let your team lose a couple of games.  The SC game is one of the "other games" that you are accused of manipulating.

[Darky]

Are you fuckin serious Nacho? You haven't even seen the teams play. I don't need to manipulate anything. I have a great team... high contact hitters, good speed, ok power, and great pitching. I have two of the best SP's in my rotation in Cox and Morris. Their stats from previous seasons demonstrates this too.

lol...sore fuckin losers.

If anyone knows how I can shrink a video file, help me out so I can post the games with the live recording. I recorded the first few games to show everything is fair and square. But nobody clutched up in helping me post these recorded videos on here off my camera.

In any case, I had a superior draft and my team beat your team on the one and only time I hit the record button.

This will be my last post regarding this matter. I'll look into putting these games up live on youtube in some way to show that I'm not playing God.

Anways, boxscores and recaps coming up later. I'm doing the third game right now.

[Darky]

Empire pull away from Sally Cunts

BOSTON (AP) - In a highly anticipated match-up of first place teams at Bill Belichick Stadium, the Galactic Empire outscored the Sally Cunts 6-0 in the 8th and 9th innings to wrap up their league leading 7th win.

Down 13-3 in the bottom of the seventh and with D.Cox cruising the whole way, the Sally Cunts showed a lot of heart with a 9 run rally to tighten up the contest at 13-12. However, that would be as close as they could come to juggernaut Galactic Empire.

Puhl singled in Dykstra and Tramml singled in Puhl in the 8th to make it 15-12. Mtngly and Murphy went back to back jacks and Heath and Knight and Orosco all doubled which resulted in 4 runs making the score 19-12 going in to the bottom of the ninth.

Orosco pitched two scoreless innings in relief to slam the door on the Cunts.

Records - Galactic Empire (7-2) (5-1), Sally Cunts (5-4) 4-2)

[Mike D.]

Our relievers are human gas cans.

[Darky]

Rebel Alliance dominate Chocolate Rain

DEE NEE (AP) - Roger Clemens pitched brilliantly and the Alliance offense got good production from their stars as the Rebel Alliance mercy ruled Chocolate Rain in six innings in business like fashion.

Roger Clemens allowed 4 ER on 9 hits in six innings of impressive work. J.Bell hit his 9th HR and Leonard hit his 7th as they both have come on really strong recently.

The DoveRBI contest was never close as the Chocolate Rain came out flat while the Alliance seemed to be playing with their lives on the line.

Records - Rebel Alliance (4-5) (3-4), Chocolate Rain (5-4) (4-3)

[AlecTrevylan006]

I think he's calling you an idiot

I think you can go fuck yourself.


Seriously -- what did I do to piss you off?

You did nothing to piss me off, I was merely clarifying what ultimate was saying. Don't shoot the messenger.

[ryno]

Our relievers are human gas cans.

almost like my starters. . .. after 8 weeks they were each over 20.00 ERA.  Nice!!!

[ryno]

I think he's calling you an idiot

I think you can go fuck yourself.


Seriously -- what did I do to piss you off?

You did nothing to piss me off, I was merely clarifying what ultimate was saying. Don't shoot the messenger.

Oh, well then go ahead and go fuck yourself.

[TβG]

Darky=Belichick

umm... that doesn't help your case against being called a cheater...

(i don't think darky's cheating.  he's just in your guys' domes)

[Darky]

Darky=Belichick

umm... that doesn't help your case against being called a cheater...

(i don't think darky's cheating.  he's just in your guys' domes)

holy shit, that just blew my mind  Did not realize that one!!!! Genius TBG....Also, I am in domes, I think the power of thought has a lot to do with these results. Also you being so pumped up with our match up TBG, did have an effect on the game. I didn't like those negative ways you went my way..lol

[Darky]

Awesome Badass offense wakes up from hibernation

SANTA MARIA (AP) - J.Key took a 3 hit shutout going into the 5th inning as the OC were up 6-0. After a Brenly double, an error and a pinch hit homer by Ashby, the score was 6-3 and in came Sutclf to hold the lead.
The Badasses tattooed Sutclf for 15 runs on 17 hits in his three innings of work. What was a pitchers duel, turned into a rout and the OC of the Central Coast never recovered as they could not chase Viola out of the game.

Jones and McGwir each hit a pair of shots to help shock the 3rd ranked pitching staff in the league. The win moves the Badasses into a first place tie with the Fighting Cutlers and Sally Cunts, but hold the edge with division records and head to head.


Records - Awesome Badasses (5-4) (5-2), OC of the Central Coast (4-5) (3-4)

[TβG]

not exactly our intended result.  13 runs in one inning can be problematic.

[ryno]

anyone interested in some future draft pick trading?

All of my stars can be had for high draft picks in next year's draft.

This is assuming we can do something like this.

[Darky]

anyone interested in some future draft pick trading?

All of my stars can be had for high draft picks in next year's draft.

This is assuming we can do something like this.

I can compromise my draft position in the next draft with ya. Simple flip-flop in the the early rounds. PM coming your way.

Does this trading for draft picks sound fair to everybody? Or is it unfair?

[Nacho]

I'm pretty sure ryno was joking.

[Darky]

I don't think he was. I sent him an offer via pm.

I'm willing to switch my position in the next draft with him for one or two of his stars.
I can still put together a good draft even if I flip-flop with him in the first four rounds or something.

[Nacho]

Christ, guy.  This isn't a keeper league.  That's absolutely ridiculous.

[Mike D.]

Christ, guy.  This isn't a keeper league.  That's absolutely ridiculous.

Agreed.