FRBI V Week 19

[Darky]

Sally Cunts use great pitching to cruise to victory

DEE NEE (AP) - C.Ripken and Laudnr each hit a pair of shots while Vlnzla and Sbrhgn held the Chocolate Rain to 8 runs as the Sally Cunts won 13-8 in a non-league contest at TaB Park.

CRipken went 4-5 at the plate and hit a pair of shots while Laudnr drove in 6 runners on the strength of his 2 HR night. Sbrhgn pitched 5 strong innings and allowed only 2 ER on 6 hits with a pair of K's.

CLemon hit his league leading 23rd HR and notched 2 RBI's to raise his total to 53, good for second in the league with McGwir.

The Sally Cunts have clinched a playoff spot and can clinch the Gantry Division as well as a first round bye with one win in the final three games or a Badass loss.

Chocolate Rain remain one game behind the Fighting Artichokes for the final playoff spot. However, if they end the season only one game behind the Artichokes, then they will have the chance to get in by playing a one game playoff with the Artichokes due to a technicality ruling.


Records - Sally Cunts (13-6, 7-4), Chocolate Rain (8-11, 5-7)

[Darky]

Unholy Legions use bench to outpunch Awesome BadAsses

SIOUX FALLS (AP) - With the score evened up at 15 in the bottom of the 8th inning, AGlrga and Schdr came off the bench and delivered back-to-back pinch hit HR's and Schmdt hit a two run homer off Bdrsn to put the Unholy Legions up for good 19-15.
JoFranco allowed no runs and sealed the victory in the ninth.

The Unholy Legion bench went 4-4 with two homeruns that turned out to be the difference.

The Unholy Legions hit 9 Hr's to increase their league leading total to 97, and raise their team average to .517, good for first in the FRBI League. A.Dawson had one RBI to raise his league leading total to 55.

The Unholy Legions have now won 6 straight and have clinched a playoff spot as the number two seed in the DoveRBI division. They need 3 consecutive wins coupled with 3 consecutive losses by the Empire in order to win the DoveRBI division.

Records - Unholy Legions of Doom (12-7, 7-4), Awesome BadAsses (10-9, 8-3)

[Darky]

Galactic Empire dominate OC, win 4th straight

SANTA MARIA (AP) - K.Gibson belted 3 homers, D.Murphy went 4-4 with a pair of shots, and D.Cox went 3-3 with a pair of doubles and a triple to lead a hot Empire offense 18-6 over the OC.

The mercy rule rout was the Empire's second straight and have outscored their opponents 29-7 in the two games.

D.Cox improved to 6-1 and is second in the FRBI League in ERA (10.24).

Manager Darkside, a NorCal native, was thrilled with the victory, "Socal went down tonight and the Force was with us".

The Empire have clinched a playoff spot and need only one win in the final three games to secure the DoveRBI division and a first round bye.

The OC remain in third place and are now tied with the Cutlers, but hold the tiebreaker should the two teams end the year with the same record.

Records - Galactic Empire (14-5, 9-2), OC of the Central Coast (9-10, 6-6)

[AlecTrevylan006]

I can't afford 1-6 from Thriller!

[Nacho]

Darky, you posted the wrong box score for the Sally Cunts game.

[Darky]

Darky, you posted the wrong box score for the Sally Cunts game.

Fixed. Sorry. Don't know wtf happened.