FRBI VI World Series

[Darky]

OC's muscles too much for the Cinderella Hammocks, one game away from a sweep


Milwaukee (AP) - With game 3 of the FRBI World Series deadlocked at four in the top of the sixth inning, the Legions of Doom found their second gear and put a spectacular display of hitting and power as they scored 10 runs and never looked back with their 27-14 impressive victory.

The Banana Hammocks made the contest interesting with an eight run rally in the bottom of the 8th inning to cut the deficit 18-14 and it was a new ballgame. However, the OC notched up to yet a higher gear as they exploded for 5 HR's and 9 runs to go up 27-14. In the bottom of the 9th, the Hammocks failed to mount any kind of threat and just like that, the OC is one game away from their 3rd WS title.

It was vintage OC Legions of Doom baseball in Milwaukee. The OC tallied up 36 hits and bled the Hammocks before their 9th inning explosion and an array of fireworks. In the 9th, they hit 5 of their 7 HR's to slam the door on the Cinderella Hammocks. It was simply an awesome display of power which is the exact reason the OC is in this position right now. Their team was built on brute power, and the formula appears to be a brilliant success. The Banana Hammocks simply had no answers for the power of the OC and have looked severely outclassed to the juggernaut OC.

Sally Cunts owner Mike D, who was in attendance, was caught on camera shaking his head in awe. "Damn, looks like it has struck midnight for the Hammocks".

TBG offered his brief analysis to the swarming media, "late inning clinic", and BeefMaster was seen motivating his team before the 9th inning and reminding them that they did not hit too many homers up until that point. Apparently the OC sluggers responded.

A dejected looking Turd was unavailable for comment, but team owner and FRBI commissioner offered his thoughts, "it's unfortunate that this series has been dull, the Banana Hammocks are not playing inspired baseball like they did during their run to get here. This is not good for TV ratings, especially since everybody wanted an Empire-OC matchup. Credit the OC for having 'the look' so far.

Game 4 is scheduled for later this evening.


OC Legions of Doom 20-12
Banana Hammocks 17-22

OC lead the series 3-0

[Darky]

Game 4 to begin at 5:30 pm dee nee time...

[Darky]

Game 4 in the books. Same procedure...

[Darky]

[BeefMaster]

Was that Son of Darky on the color commentary there?  That made it worth watching, even out of focus.

[Darky]

Was that Son of Darky on the color commentary there?  That made it worth watching, even out of focus.

Sure was

I have no idea why the game came out with that kind of crap focusing?

What a boring series, the OC really dominated the Hammocks. Knew that was going to happen.

[nomaaa]

"look at that HUSTLE"

darky, that was rad.

even without a team i still check these threads all the time. what is wrong with me?

[ryno]

when does the next season start?

[TβG]

my flash player or whatever has been on the fritz.  so i assume we won.  DOMINATION.  what would rex ryan say about this?