I spent the night playing RBI on my laptop and watching Red Dawn. I had a bad game with Matt Nokes, so for the last 5 games of the season, I let Pat Sheridan "start" for Nokes. He STUNK!!!! He had two hits the whole time, and those were little dribblers at that. PS is back to the bench for me. Maybe I'll give Bergman a try.
I suspect that Sheridan has communist ties and was distracted by the goings on in Red Dawn
stop spreading lies...maybe you just dont know how to hit with him.
It's your fault
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 06:29:28 AM
stop spreading lies...maybe you just dont know how to hit with him.
It's your fault
I gave him a legitimate chance. Everyone had their time where they shined...even Lou Whitaker. Sheridan just didn't get it done
EDF=band?
yes
Both of you can take Pat Sheridan on a date to a Cagey Bees concert. I'm sure that the commie will feel quite at home with you ladies in that setting
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 09:22:00 AM
Both of you can take Pat Sheridan on a date to a Cagey Bees concert. I'm sure that the commie will feel quite at home with you ladies in that setting
Keep talking like that, and he'll find your ass. Sheridan's like that
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 09:31:30 AM
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 09:22:00 AM
Both of you can take Pat Sheridan on a date to a Cagey Bees concert. I'm sure that the commie will feel quite at home with you ladies in that setting
Keep talking like that, and he'll find your ass. Sheridan's like that
At least I don't have to worry about him hitting me. He proved last night that he can't hit anything
You think Madlock will save you?...just wait until you really need him. He'll let you down every time.
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 10:18:04 AM
You think Madlock will save you?...just wait until you really need him. He'll let you down every time.
Madlock always goes in the 5 spot for me. He hit pretty well last night. Only Trammel and Evans had more homers for sure. Madlock and Gibson had about 3 or 4 each.
Madlock is superior to Sheridan in all ways
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 10:36:37 AM
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 10:18:04 AM
You think Madlock will save you?...just wait until you really need him. He'll let you down every time.
Madlock always goes in the 5 spot for me. He hit pretty well last night. Only Trammel and Evans had more homers for sure. Madlock and Gibson had about 3 or 4 each.
Madlock is superior to Sheridan in all ways
You're a weak minded fool if you believe this.
I wish Sheridan was my neighbor
I'd rather be a weak minded fool who hits home runs with Madlock than an unfunny stupid head who doesn't with Sheridan
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 11:01:41 AM
I'd rather be a weak minded fool who hits home runs with Madlock than an unfunny stupid head who doesn't with Sheridan
Say that to Pat Sheridan's face
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 11:04:05 AM
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 11:01:41 AM
I'd rather be a weak minded fool who hits home runs with Madlock than an unfunny stupid head who doesn't with Sheridan
Say that to Pat Sheridan's face
(http://dee-nee.com/rbi/pics/sheridan.jpg)
Pat Sheridan,
I think that you stink. Madlock was better than you in real life and he's better than you in RBI. You'll be designated to late inning pinch hitting appearances for pitchers like it was in the old days.
Love,
ericdavisfan
P.S. BDawk thinks you're cute and wishes that you were his neighbor.
edavisfan is on fire in this thread.
And Pat Sheridan sucks.
This thread sucks now
i think EDF is trying to toughen up his image after seeing his name in the DEENEE niceguy thread
Quote from: broiler on 07/06/06, 01:20:34 PM
i think EDF is trying to toughen up his image after seeing his name in the DEENEE niceguy thread
Quiet you!
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 12:32:15 PM
This thread sucks now
Now I suppose you're gonna take your ball and go home
with Pat Sheridan
I can't believe that public sentiment is turning away from Pat Sheridan loving.
Do you have Karl Rove working for you or something? He's the only one that can make such a lovable guy seem evil (also see Max Cleeland)
I have Bill Madlock working for me
i'd take madlock and heath over sheridan. sheridan to me is more of a speed guy that i'd use like seitzer for the al.
This thread sickens me
Sheridan is fkn abortion. I have no idea why people (Gantry) tout his abilities so much...he's always the last one to get subbed in. He's crap. He's total ass.
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 02:12:43 PM
This thread sickens me
You sicken this thread
Well, we're even.
This may be the greatest thread ever.
Speechless.... BDawk is just about at moderator level with his unyielding support of PS...
Quote from: Gantry on 07/10/06, 03:10:31 PM
Speechless.... BDawk is just about at moderator level with his unyielding support of PS...
Just make a Not Funny Moderator Level. Defending the continued "starting" role for PS is like defending the use of an abacus over a computer
I'll smash you with my abacus
Quote from: BDawk on 07/12/06, 02:54:55 PM
I'll smash you with my abacus
Look, Mommy! The rhino's getting to close to the car!
Bumpst for the sake of being a thorn in BDawk's flesh
Pat Sheridan's dick = brinier than McLane's
PS
I love you
As an avid Detroit user, I have to admit that Sheridan does suck. Madlock was money for me in the 24 hour marathon. He hit a ton of homers out of the 5 spot. I probably used Sheridan maybe once and that's because we were playing a 15 inning game. Unless you're playing a BP game, he can't hit. He's like Cerrano from Major League. Can't hit the curve ball. Sheridan needs JoBu.
This thread should be in the sticky. It's sooooo damn good.
Quote from: fknmclane on 08/11/06, 08:35:01 PM
This thread should be in the sticky. It's sooooo damn good STICKYTOWN.
bumpst for the truth embedded in the thread title
Bumpst so nobody forgets
I have a good mind to lock this thread. Everyone has said what they wanted to and nothing is being resolved. Outside of BDawk, everyone is clearly wrong and I think EDFan needs to play a ROM with nothing but Sheridan for 24 hours with nothing to eat but black licorice...
I want to play Pat Sheridan in a 7 game series. We'll use a ROM and his whole team will be him and my whole team will be Madlock. If he beats me, then I'll eat black licorice every time I sub Madlock into the 5 slot.
I'm with EDavis on this one. Madlock is clearly better than PS. Clearly.
Quote from: old people on 09/07/06, 05:19:48 PM
I'm with EDavis on this one. Matlock is clearly better than PS. Clearly.
Bullshit.....Pat Sheridan is much better than Matlock and Murder She Wrote.
...and is on par with Life Goes On
Quote from: BDawk on 09/09/06, 05:30:17 AM
Bullshit.....Pat Sheridan is much better than Matlock and Murder She Wrote.
...and is on par with Life Goes On
Everything you say is gibberish + Notre Dame has the early lead + you like Pat Sheridan. You lose on all counts
(http://www.galleryone.com/images/bullas/bullas-ps-i-love-you.jpg)
EDF's incessant harping on Sheridan is going to be sorely missed...
Nothing says "I love you" like shooting an arrow through a puppy's neck.
Love means never having to say "I'm sorry I shot your dog through the neck with my heart-tipped arrow."
Madlock is a beast.
Pat Sheridan should only be used in ph situations.
Bill Madlock can get streaky with consistent home run power. he has good speed, and can play small ball.
I usually replaced Herndon with Madlock. Anybody have success with Herndon?
I personally like to compare Madlock to David Ortiz. The man hits bombs, and he comes up big in big spots. I have had many a fun time tauting friends as Madlock unloads in the ninth inning of a close game.
for fantasy rbi, sheridan is one of the top 5 leadoff hitters.
(that's according to my statistical breakdown of who should hit where in a batting order depending on their attributes in the game)
i bet he'll perform at #1 or 2 in the league this year.
Quote from: TBG on 12/11/06, 01:20:28 PM
(that's according to my statistical breakdown of who should hit where in a batting order depending on their attributes in the game)
TBG please explain how your breakdown works. I'm interested. Lineup order is something that I always wonder about...how to be most effective with each hitter and their spot.
as i just referenced in another post about fantasy leagues, i can't give away our team secrets. obviously in real baseball you want a leadoff hitter to have some speed. my calculation takes that into account (among other factors) in fantasy rbi.
people in fantasy sometimes put their best hitter or most powerful hitter at the top in order to maximize at bats. some may say this approach works better.
what type of game are you playing where you need to consider who to hit leadoff?
Quote from: TBG on 12/11/06, 02:55:11 PM
what type of game are you playing where you need to consider who to hit leadoff?
None really, I just wonder about real life teams and if I were manager who would I hit leadoff, etc. I do play Ken Griffey Jr. Slugfest for Nintendo 64 where I fiddle with lineups, but lately RBI has been winning out over Slugfest. Slugfest is a good game, but doesn't have the appeal of RBI to me.
in REAL LIFE i'd basically go with a guy who has the best balance of obp and speed, he also has to put the ball in play. no strikeouts. you can sometimes judge that with triples and stolen bases. if you have a guy with those qualities but more homeruns, i'd bat him 3rd. that's my advice for a real baseball game.
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/05/06, 11:36:35 PM
I spent the night playing RBI on my laptop and watching Red Dawn. I had a bad game with Matt Nokes, so for the last 5 games of the season, I let Pat Sheridan "start" for Nokes. He STUNK!!!! He had two hits the whole time, and those were little dribblers at that. PS is back to the bench for me. Maybe I'll give Bergman a try.
I suspect that Sheridan has communist ties and was distracted by the goings on in Red Dawn
I don't understand why people are so down on Nokes.
Start Nokes, use Maddog for Hearndon, and maybe Heath for Whitaker*
* I haven't done this yet, but now that I think about it... that's GOLD
Not GOLD. Because you would then have 5 righties in a row. Gotta switch it up.
I like Nokes. Who is down on Nokes?
TBG, fantasy=real life?
TBG is really Tony Larussa.
All hatred for any lefty on Detroit is completely irrational. Dolts...
Bumpst...a fantastic thread, I love it. BDawk is actually funny, and edavisfan proves why he is greatly missed. The first page is absolutely hilarious, especially edavisfans letter to PS. So good.
My roommate thinks Pat S. is one of the all-time great subs. We call it pinch-hit syndrome. One at bat= one homer.
hey Zod, pinch hitters get a power boost in their first AB
General Zod has a great roomate...and a sexy aviator
Quote from: The Dark Side on 12/10/06, 09:11:31 AM
Pat Sheridan should only be used in ph situations.
Did you really say that?
as wilfong once stated, pat sheridan may very well be the cheese pizza of RBI baseball.
By the way...I still feel quite strongly about this! Man, I forgot how much fun this place can be...I loved this thread
This thread still sucks....except for the parts where I posted
You and Gantry and your sad devotion to Pat Sheridan's inferior skills is so unfortunate. You probably think that Coy and Vance were superior to Bo and Luke Duke, too.
I was getting flak for not putting Madlock in at the recent Dee-Nee fest, so I gave him a couple games. Madlock did very well, impressed...
He's still no Pat Sheridan, but then again who is?
In a fight, I'd take Coy and Vance on my side any day.
Great thread, quality bump.
You HAVE to put madlock in for larry herndon....This is not to be debated.
Quote from: Reds on 07/30/09, 03:38:29 PM
You HAVE to put madlock in for larry herndon....This is not to be debated.
I disagree...
DEBATE'D
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 07:03:11 AM
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 06:29:28 AM
stop spreading lies...maybe you just dont know how to hit with him.
It's your fault
I gave him a legitimate chance. Everyone had their time where they shined...even Lou Whitaker. Sheridan just didn't get it done
This a slam on Sweet Lou? He kicks ass and don't forget Brookens!
I would say with subs that Sweet Lou is the worst hitter in the Dt lineup, at least in straight pitch. Still not too shabby though...
Quote from: Gantry on 08/01/09, 01:21:16 PM
I would say with subs that Sweet Lou is the worst hitter in the Dt lineup, at least in straight pitch. Still not too shabby though...
Hooey!
Quote from: Brookensrules! on 07/31/09, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/06/06, 07:03:11 AM
Quote from: BDawk on 07/06/06, 06:29:28 AM
stop spreading lies...maybe you just dont know how to hit with him.
It's your fault
I gave him a legitimate chance. Everyone had their time where they shined...even Lou Whitaker. Sheridan just didn't get it done
This a slam on Sweet Lou? He kicks ass and don't forget Brookens!
In my youth, I played almost exclusively with Dt and was a huge supporter of Sweet Lou and even Matt Nokes. I just never get much power from Nokes or Whitaker anymore. Whitaker does get his fair share of hits, but very few homers. I actually started subbing Nokes out sometimes (not with Pat Sheridan). That being said, Brookens is my favorite righty hitter in the game. He routinely comes through with multi-homer games when I play with Dt.
That I won't disagree with. It's the odd day when Sweet Lou comes up big. Nokes must have some sort of power boost when the bases are empty because that's when he hits. If anyone's on, he fails
Quote from: BDawk on 08/03/09, 10:15:56 AM
That I won't disagree with. Pat Sheridan IS worthless and EDFan is much smarter than me for realizing this years before I did. Thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways.
You're welcome
It really is a shame. You seem like at least a semi intelligent fellow. But I guess not. Do you still believe the world is flat?
So you are trying to tell me that the world is not flat? I suppose you think that the Earth is not the center of the universe too? I should have you burned at the stake for your blasphemy.
Well, I'm still not sure about that. But I refuse to go to doctors. I can fight my ailments with leaches in the privacy of my own home
Now you're talking!!! If you can't fix it with leeches, blood letting, or a couple of Twix bars, then you're better off dead anyway
I like to poop out my illnesses too. If I have the flu, I just take a shitload of ex lax and shit it out. It never fails
Quote from: BDawk on 08/03/09, 11:04:00 AM
I like to poop out my illnesses too. If I have the flu, I just take a shitload of ex lax and shit it out. It never fails
(http://www.lolcatpics.com/images/iseewhatyoudid.jpg)
Time to bump this because Pat Sheridan is still worthless and this was always one of my favorite running jokes on here.
Here is BDawk posing as Pat Sheridan for Halloween
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rgGNHw6mh7M/R1MXR7lB4pI/AAAAAAAAAaE/cUr0T5EYA78/s1600-R/Pat+Sheridan.jpg)
edit -- changed pics because the 1st one was ginormous
I wish I was that handsome
Wanting to maximize his investment in his Halloween costume, here is BDawk just before Thanksgiving waiting outside a local elementary school. Upon seeing the kids, he would only utter the words, "Wanna play?"
(http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/image.php?productid=38715)
Can't argue with the stache... or the production in RBI Baseball
Quote from: Gantry on 03/31/11, 02:06:12 PM
Can't argue with the stache... or the production in RBI Baseball
I know, right? Pat Sheridan's total lack of production is what makes him worthless.
You clearly have a bias, which makes any discussion with you on this matter worthless. Good day sir!
Taking the high road at this point? Why bother?
I'll give you a bias...
(http://www.arthistoryclub.com/art_history/upload/5/53/Len_bias.jpg)
I figured I might as well kick this dog while I am here.
Pat Sheridan is to Worthless as Water is to wet
Our RBI tourney is this Saturday, I shall be sure to update this thread (and maybe your facebook) with every Sheridan homer.
I'd be shocked if you homer with Sheridan, Edfan is right.
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/11, 02:18:25 PM
Our RBI tourney is this Saturday, I shall be sure to update this thread (and maybe your facebook) with every Sheridan homer. Which, of course, means I won't be updating this thread or your Facebook on Saturday
Gantry, you fellas still do tournies?
Our drinking game championship is tomorrow, we'll start a thread and do game-by-game updates. THE BELT STAYS WITH ME
Is there actually a belt?
Yes, yes there is. On my mantle next to my Dee-Nee Manolympics trophy from Cincy fest...
As stated in the most hated RBI player thread, I think my disgust of Pat Sheridan is well documented
After playing another entire 'season' this morning with PS 'starting' for Larry Herndon, it is still my professional opinion that Pat Sheridan = Worthless. His performance could be matched or surpassed by any number of players. Madlock for Herndon FOR LIFE!