This week's ROM is attached.
Results from Last Week:
Gantry Division:
The Nimrods 18, The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores 16
The Coprophiliacs 20, GDavis 15
Doverbi Division:
The CommieHitlers 15, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 8
The Poopydicks 15, Attarack 1
Interdivision:
The OC 16, The Hip Young Popes 4
Week 2 Schedule:
Gantry Division:
The Nimrods @ The OC
The Coprophiliacs @ The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores
Doverbi Division:
The Poopydicks @ The Frank Tanana All-Stars
The CommieHitlers @ Attarack
Interdivision:
GDavis @ The Hip Young Popes
USC can you PM me line up changes or list them in a post, I need the orders for the stats page to accrue correctly
No line-up changes this week.
Good thanks, is there any reason for having a new ROM?
I updated the batting averages, HRs and ERAs to reflect last week's games. And I fixed The Coprophiliacs uniforms to fit their requests.
first class, all the way
Quote from: fightonusc on 11/28/06, 12:04:03 PM
I updated the batting averages, HRs and ERAs to reflect last week's games. And I fixed The Coprophiliacs uniforms to fit their requests.
What colors did they choose this time?
The Nimrods @ OC game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
on hrbek's line drive to rf in the 3rd or 4th inning, it looks like he's going to drill reggie jackson through the wall.
Gooden, Sheridan Shine As The OC Thumps The Nimrods
DEE-NEE CITY - Dwight Gooden turned in his second sterling performance of the season, giving up four earned runs to help lead The OC to a convincing 16-6, six-inning victory over The Nimrods in a Fantasy RBI League game played Tuesday night at Tengen Stadium.
"Man, I was pumped up out there," said Gooden, talking in a very fast rate to reporters in the locker room after the game. "I was just, you, so wired out there, it was unbelieveable. I felt like I could pitch through time. It was almost like there was something inside of me helping to give me more energy."
The hitting heroics for The OC came from an unlikely source - lead-off hitter Pat Sheridan, who homered and hit two triples as part of a 4 for 5 day that saw him score four times and drive in three.
The lone bright spot for The Nimrods was Eric Davis, who was 3 for 3 with a home run, three runs scored and three RBI.
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I was fairly sure all 8 2nd inning runs were unearned
PAT SHERIDAN COCKSUCKERS!
Quote from: ultimate7 on 11/29/06, 04:44:22 PM
I was fairly sure all 8 2nd inning runs were unearned
Was there an error in that inning? I don't remember it. You are the Official Statistician, so you make all final rulings on that stuff.
Hey, can anyone here provide a little competition, please?
My god, your fucking teams suck...except for attarack...that team sucks and is gay...and armless...and gay
Quote from: BDawk on 11/29/06, 04:45:41 PM
PAT SHERIDAN COCKSUCKERS!
ericdavisfan is crying right now.
The Coprophiliacs @ Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores game is complete. Game video is attached.
Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Hang On To Beat The Coprophiliacs, 22-15
DEE-NEE CITY - The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores used eight unanswered runs in the seventh and eighth innings to pull away from The Coprophiliacs 22-15, in a Fantasy RBI League game played Thursday night at Tengen Stadium.
Dale Murphy had a huge game for The Whores, belting two home runs and driving in seven. After the game, Murphy talked about the challenges of being a Mormon and playing on such a uniquely named team.
"To be honest with you, I think it's a bit much," said Murphy. "I mean, the Mexican Whores? No problem. The Hermaphrodite Mexicans? I'm OK with that name. But the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores? That's just wrong."
Don Mattingly added a pair of home runs for The Whores, while Eric King and Calvin Schiraldi combined to shut out The Coprophiliacs over the final two innings. Keith Hernandez was the offensive star for The Coprophiliacs, homering and driving in four.
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Quote from: fightonusc on 12/01/06, 02:04:36 PM
while Eric King and Calvin Schiraldi combined to shut out
I'm fairly sure that's the last time we'll see that statement this season
Dale seemed alot like a whore when he gouged me for that signing bonus.
I've been in Vegas since Sunday morning, thus explaining the lack of games. They'll get going again tomorrow afternoon.
Quote from: fightonusc on 12/05/06, 05:35:55 PM
I've been in Vegas since Sunday morning, thus explaining the lack of games. They'll get going again tomorrow afternoon.
How'd the game(s) turn out?
The Poopydicks vs. The Frank Tanana All-Stars game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
My team = not good
They are seriously underperforming. And by underperforming I mean shitty.
Poopydicks Roll Over FTAS, 14-0
DEE-NEE CITY - The Poopydicks struck early and often in their Fantasy RBI League game against The Frank Tanana All-Stars on Thursday night. But with the game only going three innings, every strike was early, as they cruised to a 14-0 victory at Tengen Stadium in a game called after three innings.
Andre Dawson homered twice and drove in four for The Poopydicks, while Kevin Mitchell and Ruppert Jones added home runs. After the game, Dawson commented on what has propelled his team to such a fast start.
"Srirachi, that's all there is too it," Dawson said, referring to one of the team's main sponsors, a hot sauce preferred by Poopydicks co-owner Gantry Zettler. "Every meal we have, Gantry makes sure that the catering staff pours that stuff all over it. Even the Gatorade is Srirachi flavored. We have to get games over so we can go to the bathroom in the clubhouse and take a fiery dump."
The Poopydicks racked up 17 hits in the three innings, while starting pitcher Doyle Alexander limited The Frank Tanana All-Stars to just three hits in three innings.
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The CommieHitlers @ Attarack game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
Heartbreaking. Fucking heartbreaking. hJose is going to need to start showing that he is 1st round worthy. Put up some power numbers, jerk!
POOPYDICKS!!!! I want Holyfield!
POOPYDICKS!
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/09/06, 04:08:30 PM
POOPYDICKS!!!! I want Holyfield!
POOPYDICKS!
Just wait till you play the OC...you fuckers blow!
I wan't wait til we slaughter rule you AND shut you out, just like the other two cupcakes we've played. Prepare to get served.
It's on...
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Attarack Gets First Win of Season Over CommieHitlers, 10-8
DEE-NEE CITY - Attarack received strong pitching performances from their entire staff to defeat The CommieHitlers 10-8 in a Fantasy RBI League game on Friday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.
"Our pitching staff was off the hook," said Attarack co-manager Racktacular, sporting a new, "urban" look including a sideways baseball cap, gold "Grillz" and a backwards "Kriss Kross" baseball jersey. "Now, all we need is to get our hitting rolling, and our team is going to be totally off the chain, yo. Fo' shizzle."
The CommieHitlers lost despite the efforts of John Kruk, who went 4 for 4 with a home run.
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off the chain
Holy crap nice game by John Morris, 3-6 plus a solid 3 Innings pitched
Two different players. John "Blank" Morris (RF) went 3 for 6. Jack "Not Blank" Morris (P) was 0-0 but did throw three innings.
Fix your aviator usc!
Quote from: fightonusc on 12/11/06, 11:35:35 AM
Two different players. John "Blank" Morris (RF) went 3 for 6. Jack "Not Blank" Morris (P) was 0-0 but did throw three innings.
The pitcher in the pitching portion of the box score is listed as John instead of Jack
My aviator is fine. I can see it. And the pitcher was Jack Morris, obviously.
Don't taunt me
I see red x's
I do not know who i want to see lose more the OC or the poopydicks!.
i thought you liked bdawk? you should root for the oc! who cares if you have your own lame team, anway...
This is not personal this is business and I want both teams to go down.
fighton, can you put stanley as our #4 pitcher for week 3? move mcdowl to our first relief pitcher. thanks.
Hey! Shouldn't all personnel moves be discussed with the GM first?? What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?
Power play.
GDavis @ The Hip Young Popes is complete. Game video attached, box score and recap to follow.
Good game, good game, good game, good game...
I cannot get it to work someone please tell me the score.
The Hip Young Popes Smite GDavis, 11-0
DEE-NEE CITY - The Hip Young Popes clobbered GDavis 11-0 on Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium in what might be one of the most surprising one-inning mercy rule games in Fantasy RBI League history. The Hip Young Popes pounded out 11 hits off of loser John Tudor, with Don Baylor driving in four.
GDavis GM and namesake GDavis blamed the drubbing on a lack of preparation and focus.
"Man, I was so hung over today," he said through bleary, bloodshot eyes. "(Poopydicks co-GM) Fknclane was over this weekend, and man did we get wasted. Beer, tequila, Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, you name it. And oh, the mountains of blow."
However, Hip Young Popes GM Gerlost believed there was another reason for the huge victory - the hand of God.
"There was no way that Jesus was going to let the Hip Young Popes lose to the Jew Davis team," Gerlost said. "Frankly, if I had to make a deal with the Devil to ensure that we win this game - even if it meant losing every game the reason of the season - I'd do it. Not that I did make a deal with the Devil, mind you. I can neither confirm or deny that."
Satan was not available for comment and referred all questions on the matter to his agent on Earth, Scott Boras.
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dang.
okay Maybe we are losing because i am assistant to GDavis. I look think about resigning my position. :'(
I know who you can't blame that loss on:
SPILMAN!
GDavis just text messaged me he is taking this loss pretty hard. he cannot stop crying.
Best of the recap this year. Nice work, fighton.
man freddy, can you switch in Key as our starting pitcher? Tudor is not getting the job done.
I'd say your bats weren't getting the job done either
Quote from: BDawk on 12/12/06, 09:14:24 AM
I'd say your bats weren't getting the job done either
You will die alone
Looks like it was a 10-0 victory...not an 11-0 victory as the title suggests. Don't make it worse than it was.
He added one because you suck so bad
Quote from: BDawk on 12/13/06, 08:13:43 AM
He added one because you suck so bad
I've never heard of that being done before...but OK.
Mark it at 11.
"this one goes to eleven."
When Ultimate7 puts the stats through Week 2 up, I'll work on the ROM for next week.
Is week 2 over? shit I've only done 1 game, I should be able to do the other 4 tomorrow. Sorry.
Good all short games except Ryno, OK I'll do tomorrow at lunch and should have stat sheet attached by the end of the day tomorrow
Damn, there's no way I'm gonna get them done today, I did one, but got busy and then had to go Christmas shopping at lunch and I'm off tomorrow so this won't get done until Monday, but I guarantee I will do it Monday.
Then Tuesday I will start the AL Fantasy World Series
Just saw our victory. Dee-Nee! John Morris will be a great addition to the #2 hole in our lineup. I look forward to a solid season from him. Hats off to our pitching staff. Nolan Ryan still has some kinks to work out, but we feel in short time he will be in mid-season form.
I've tried to be quiet so far for fear of an Bears/Colts/Pats-like lashout from everyone else, but I'm just damn thrilled with the performance of the POOPYDICKS!!!!!
Week 2 spreadsheet attached
From this point on I plan to score the games seperately by watching as opposed to following USC play by play so it is possible there may be some discrepencies between the actual box score and the one that USC has shown.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 12/18/06, 02:01:37 PM
Week 2 spreadsheet attached
From this point on I plan to score the games seperately by watching as opposed to following USC play by play so it is possible there may be some discrepencies between the actual box score and the one that USC has shown.
So whose account is the 'official' account?
For stats, mine will be assuming that's OK with USC. All that would likely change are minor rulings, Unearned runs and what not
Quote from: ultimate7 on 12/18/06, 02:07:04 PM
For stats, mine will be assuming that's OK with USC. All that would likely change are minor rulings, Unearned runs and what not
Agreed. My box scores are unofficial - as Official Statistican, U7's rulings on stats are final.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 12/18/06, 08:30:42 AM
I got my own stats. I have my own scouts. We are independent.
Dark Side is the Stats Inc. of Fantasy RBI.
I'm just waiting for someone to do a Stattracker so I can pay you to tell me how the players are doing while the game is actually being simulated.
Ultimate, your stats sheets are impressive. I was just wondering why you round off? You have Kruk and Davis hitting .889 and I got them at .888. The real/whole number is .8888888 Are you being generous or is this a typical my bad. I thought baseball stats are not rounded off? Just curious and correct me if I am wrong.
I'd like to keep a pitch count. I don't want my guys going over a hundred this early in the season
Baseball stats are rounded off using normal rounding rules (at least for MLB they are).
The famous Ted Williams .400 season story when going into the final DH he was at .3997 (rounded to .400) so they offered him the day off he refused and raised his average to .407
Quote from: BDawk on 12/18/06, 02:33:49 PM
I'd like to keep a pitch count. I don't want my guys going over a hundred this early in the season
Awesome..... :D
Quote from: ultimate7 on 12/18/06, 02:35:18 PM
Baseball stats are rounded off using normal rounding rules (at least for MLB they are).
The famous Ted Williams .400 season story when going into the final DH he was at .3997 (rounded to .400) so they offered him the day off he refused and raised his average to .407
Thanks, I was about to search, but you saved me the time.
Somehow, I never knew that about the normal rounding rules in MLB.
Amazing work Ultimate... What is the traded tab for, pre and post team stats? Should the gerlost trade officially be part of the traded tab, even though it was done during the draft?
I'll only need the traded tab for players that change teams during the season, to be able to maintain their stats as team stats and their combined stats for individual stats