Official Fantasy RBI Week 2 Thread

[Nacho]

I've been in Vegas since Sunday morning, thus explaining the lack of games. They'll get going again tomorrow afternoon.

How'd the game(s) turn out?

[fightonusc]

The Poopydicks vs. The Frank Tanana All-Stars game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Shooty]

My team = not good

They are seriously underperforming.  And by underperforming I mean shitty.

[fightonusc]

Poopydicks Roll Over FTAS, 14-0

DEE-NEE CITY - The Poopydicks struck early and often in their Fantasy RBI League game against The Frank Tanana All-Stars on Thursday night. But with the game only going three innings, every strike was early, as they  cruised to a 14-0 victory at Tengen Stadium in a game called after three innings.

Andre Dawson homered twice and drove in four for The Poopydicks, while Kevin Mitchell and Ruppert Jones added home runs. After the game, Dawson commented on what has propelled his team to such a fast start.

"Srirachi, that's all there is too it," Dawson said, referring to one of the team's main sponsors, a hot sauce preferred by Poopydicks co-owner Gantry Zettler. "Every meal we have, Gantry makes sure that the catering staff pours that stuff all over it. Even the Gatorade is Srirachi flavored. We have to get games over so we can go to the bathroom in the clubhouse and take a fiery dump."

The Poopydicks racked up 17 hits in the three innings, while starting pitcher Doyle Alexander limited The Frank Tanana All-Stars to just three hits in three innings.

[fightonusc]

The CommieHitlers @ Attarack game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Nacho]

Heartbreaking.  Fucking heartbreaking.  hJose is going to need to start showing that he is 1st round worthy.  Put up some power numbers, jerk!

[fknmclane]

POOPYDICKS!!!!  I want Holyfield!

POOPYDICKS!

[BDawk]

POOPYDICKS!!!!  I want Holyfield!

POOPYDICKS!

Just wait till you play the OC...you fuckers blow!

[fknmclane]

I wan't wait til we slaughter rule you AND shut you out, just like the other two cupcakes we've played.  Prepare to get served.

[BDawk]

It's on...

[Darky]

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[fightonusc]

Attarack Gets First Win of Season Over CommieHitlers, 10-8

DEE-NEE CITY - Attarack received strong pitching performances from their entire staff to defeat The CommieHitlers 10-8 in a Fantasy RBI League game on Friday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.

"Our pitching staff was off the hook," said Attarack co-manager Racktacular, sporting a new, "urban" look including a sideways baseball cap, gold "Grillz" and a backwards "Kriss Kross" baseball jersey. "Now, all we need is to get our hitting rolling, and our team is going to be totally off the chain, yo. Fo' shizzle."

The CommieHitlers lost despite the efforts of John Kruk, who went 4 for 4 with a home run.

[BDawk]

off the chain

[ultimate7]

Holy crap nice game by John Morris, 3-6 plus a solid 3 Innings pitched

[fightonusc]

Two different players. John "Blank" Morris (RF) went 3 for 6. Jack "Not Blank" Morris (P) was 0-0 but did throw three innings.

[BDawk]

Fix your aviator usc!

[ultimate7]

Two different players. John "Blank" Morris (RF) went 3 for 6. Jack "Not Blank" Morris (P) was 0-0 but did throw three innings.

The pitcher in the pitching portion of the box score is listed as John instead of Jack

[fightonusc]

My aviator is fine. I can see it. And the pitcher was Jack Morris, obviously.

[BDawk]

Don't taunt me

[Big Hath]

I see red x's