Official Fantasy RBI Week 2 Thread

[moses]

I do not know who i want to see lose more the OC or the poopydicks!.

[TβG]

i thought you liked bdawk?  you should root for the oc!   who cares if you have your own lame team, anway...

[moses]

This is not personal this is business and I want both teams to go down.

[TβG]

fighton, can you put stanley as our #4 pitcher for week 3?  move mcdowl to our first relief pitcher.  thanks.

[BDawk]

Hey! Shouldn't all personnel moves be discussed with the GM first?? What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?

[fightonusc]

Power play.

[fightonusc]

GDavis @ The Hip Young Popes is complete. Game video attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Gerlost]

Good game, good game, good game, good game...

[moses]

I cannot get it to work someone please tell me the score.

[fightonusc]

The Hip Young Popes Smite GDavis, 11-0

DEE-NEE CITY - The Hip Young Popes clobbered GDavis 11-0 on Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium in what might be one of the most surprising one-inning mercy rule games in Fantasy RBI League history. The Hip Young Popes pounded out 11 hits off of loser John Tudor, with Don Baylor driving in four.

GDavis GM and namesake GDavis blamed the drubbing on a lack of preparation and focus.

"Man, I was so hung over today," he said through bleary, bloodshot eyes. "(Poopydicks co-GM) Fknclane was over this weekend, and man did we get wasted. Beer, tequila, Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, you name it. And oh, the mountains of blow."

However, Hip Young Popes GM Gerlost believed there was another reason for the huge victory - the hand of God.

"There was no way that Jesus was going to let the Hip Young Popes lose to the Jew Davis team," Gerlost said. "Frankly, if I had to make a deal with the Devil to ensure that we win this game - even if it meant losing every game the reason of the season - I'd do it. Not that I did make a deal with the Devil, mind you. I can neither confirm or deny that."

Satan was not available for comment and referred all questions on the matter to his agent on Earth, Scott Boras.

[TβG]

dang.

[moses]

okay Maybe we are losing because i am assistant to GDavis. I look think about resigning my position. 

[fightonusc]

I know who you can't blame that loss on:


























































SPILMAN!

[moses]

GDavis just text messaged me he is taking this loss pretty hard. he cannot stop crying.

[fknmclane]

Best of the recap this year.  Nice work, fighton.

[GDavis]

man freddy, can you switch in Key as our starting pitcher?  Tudor is not getting the job done.

[BDawk]

I'd say your bats weren't getting the job done either

[GDavis]

I'd say your bats weren't getting the job done either

You will die alone

[Shooty]

Looks like it was a 10-0 victory...not an 11-0 victory as the title suggests.  Don't make it worse than it was.

[BDawk]

He added one because you suck so bad