Official Fantasy RBI Week 2 Thread

[fightonusc]

This week's ROM is attached.

Results from Last Week:

Gantry Division:

The Nimrods 18, The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores 16
The Coprophiliacs 20, GDavis 15

Doverbi Division:

The CommieHitlers 15, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 8
The Poopydicks 15, Attarack 1

Interdivision:

The OC 16, The Hip Young Popes 4

Week 2 Schedule:

Gantry Division:

The Nimrods @ The OC
The Coprophiliacs @ The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores

Doverbi Division:

The Poopydicks @ The Frank Tanana All-Stars
The CommieHitlers @ Attarack

Interdivision:

GDavis @ The Hip Young Popes

[ultimate7]

USC can you PM me line up changes or list them in a post, I need the orders for the stats page to accrue correctly

[fightonusc]

No line-up changes this week.

[ultimate7]

Good thanks, is there any reason for having a new ROM?

[fightonusc]

I updated the batting averages, HRs and ERAs to reflect last week's games. And I fixed The Coprophiliacs uniforms to fit their requests.

[TβG]

first class, all the way

[moses]

I updated the batting averages, HRs and ERAs to reflect last week's games. And I fixed The Coprophiliacs uniforms to fit their requests.

What colors did they choose this time?

[fightonusc]

The Nimrods @ OC game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[TβG]

on hrbek's line drive to rf in the 3rd or 4th inning, it looks like he's going to drill reggie jackson through the wall.

[fightonusc]

Gooden, Sheridan Shine As The OC Thumps The Nimrods

DEE-NEE CITY - Dwight Gooden turned in his second sterling performance of the season, giving up four earned runs to help lead The OC to a convincing 16-6, six-inning victory over The Nimrods in a Fantasy RBI League game played Tuesday night at Tengen Stadium.

"Man, I was pumped up out there," said Gooden, talking in a very fast rate to reporters in the locker room after the game. "I was just, you, so wired out there, it was unbelieveable. I felt like I could pitch through time. It was almost like there was something inside of me helping to give me more energy."

The hitting heroics for The OC came from an unlikely source - lead-off hitter Pat Sheridan, who homered and hit two triples as part of a 4 for 5 day that saw him score four times and drive in three.

The lone bright spot for The Nimrods was Eric Davis, who was 3 for 3 with a home run, three runs scored and three RBI.

[ultimate7]

I was fairly sure all 8 2nd inning runs were unearned

[BDawk]

PAT SHERIDAN COCKSUCKERS!

[fightonusc]

I was fairly sure all 8 2nd inning runs were unearned

Was there an error in that inning? I don't remember it. You are the Official Statistician, so you make all final rulings on that stuff.

[BDawk]

Hey, can anyone here provide a little competition, please?
My god, your fucking teams suck...except for attarack...that team sucks and is gay...and armless...and gay

[BeefMaster]

PAT SHERIDAN COCKSUCKERS!

ericdavisfan is crying right now.

[fightonusc]

The Coprophiliacs @ Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores game is complete. Game video is attached.

[fightonusc]

Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores Hang On To Beat The Coprophiliacs, 22-15

DEE-NEE CITY - The Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores used eight unanswered runs in the seventh and eighth innings to pull away from The Coprophiliacs 22-15, in a Fantasy RBI League game played Thursday night at Tengen Stadium.

Dale Murphy had a huge game for The Whores, belting two home runs and driving in seven. After the game, Murphy talked about the challenges of being a Mormon and playing on such a uniquely named team.

"To be honest with you, I think it's a bit much," said Murphy. "I mean, the Mexican Whores? No problem. The Hermaphrodite Mexicans? I'm OK with that name. But the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores? That's just wrong."

Don Mattingly added a pair of home runs for The Whores, while Eric King and Calvin Schiraldi combined to shut out The Coprophiliacs over the final two innings. Keith Hernandez was the offensive star for The Coprophiliacs, homering and driving in four.

[ultimate7]

while Eric King and Calvin Schiraldi combined to shut out

I'm fairly sure that's the last time we'll see that statement this season

[RedBarron]

Dale seemed alot like a whore when he gouged me for that signing bonus.

[fightonusc]

I've been in Vegas since Sunday morning, thus explaining the lack of games. They'll get going again tomorrow afternoon.