The official ROM for week 1 and odd numbered weeks is attached (FRBI VI I ). This ROM contains all the #1 SP's. Do not use this ROM for week 2 and for all even numbered games. The week 2 ROM has all the #2 SP's. That will be released when the week 2 thread is created.
You'll be able to use the odd numbered ROM until somebody makes a change with their lineup. When that happens, a new ROM for odd numbered weeks will be created and attached with the lineup changes---so you'll need to download that one when that comes up. The same goes for the other even numbered ROM.
Please take note here, if you try to use a game zip file for week 2 on the FRBI VI I ROM (odd numbered ROM/#1 SP's), the result won't be the same. The same applies, for example, if you try and use an odd numbered week/game zip file on an even numbered ROM (FRBI VI II). Some of you found this out last season.
FRBI VI I = the odd numbered ROM with all the #1 SP's. All odd numbered weeks/game zip files will only function correctly on this ROM.
FRBI VI II = the even numbered ROM with all the #2 SP's. All even numbered weeks/game zip files will only function correctly on this ROM.
Moving on, here is the schedule and the slot of games that will kick off at 2:30 PM Dee Nee time and 9:34 PM my time according to my computer clock (my computer is 4 minutes faster). All the game zip files will be posted and attached after the slot of games are done. The YouTube games will come later since it takes a while to upload.
Dove RBI Division
Rebel Alliance @ Galactic Empire
BananaHammocks @ Fighting Artichokes
Gantry Division
OC Legions of Doom @ Fighting Ulrachers
Awesome Badasses @ Pabst Blue Ribbons
Non League
Sally Cunts @ Poopydicks
Games to be run in this order in immediate succession:
Sally Cunts @ Poopydicks *
Awesome Badasses @ Pabst Blue Ribbons
OC Legions of Doom @ Fighting Ulrachers
BananaHammocks @ Fighting Artichokes
Rebel Alliance @ Galactic Empire *
*Games to be televised on YouTube
TBT, do you have the Virtual NES emulator? I forgot if you used one last year or watched the games on youtube. If you don't, then your game will be recorded.
Can you post the ROM text file for quick review?
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/02/10, 09:55:48 PM
Can you post the ROM text file for quick review?
Click on "player stats" in the export box to see a text file listing all of the players and their ratings.
http://nightwulf.rbicentral.com/rbi-editor/ (http://nightwulf.rbicentral.com/rbi-editor/)
Unless this works (I've tried it before and the link comes up blank for some reason).
http://nightwulf.rbicentral.com/cgi-bin/rbi-editor2/rbi-editor.pl?action=textdump (http://nightwulf.rbicentral.com/cgi-bin/rbi-editor2/rbi-editor.pl?action=textdump)
Data for team 1 (Alliance):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Tramml RHB .343 28 6 831 138
02 EDavis RHB .293 37 20 900 142
03 Pucket RHB .332 28 6 822 134
04 Armas RHB .264 43 28 918 118
05 Nokes LHB .289 32 18 852 120
06 Boggs LHB .357 8 4 789 128
07 Lmbrdz RHB .238 8 31 789 124
08 T.Herr LHB .282 2 22 771 136
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09 Wilson LHB .289 9 18 771 138
10 Schrdr RHB .332 14 10 759 120
11 Barret RHB .286 4 16 735 134
12 Wallng LHB .312 13 13 750 128
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13 Morris RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Cox RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Orosco LHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Schrld RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Morris RHP 3.38 4 3 8 153 173 193 40 113 143
02 Cox RHP 1.32 8 4 9 144 176 188 40 112 143
03 Orosco LSP 2.33 6 8 4 133 160 184 15 110 115
04 Schrld RHP 1.41 2 3 5 173 184 200 15 114 139
Data for team 2 (Artichokes):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Schfld RHB .249 13 28 861 130
02 Burks RHB .272 20 28 888 140
03 Colman LHB .298 3 17 762 148
04 Jacksn LHB .275 39 23 945 128
05 JClark RHB .286 35 20 891 122
06 Spilmn LHB .267 1 24 831 118
07 T.Pena RHB .286 10 23 807 122
08 OSmith LHB .303 0 15 735 144
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09 Heep RHB .282 5 20 807 124
10 Dykstr LHB .295 8 15 768 142
11 Puhl LHB .281 3 21 768 136
12 Mazzli LHB .247 3 31 768 124
=======================================
13 Ojeda LHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 N.Ryan RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Reardn RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Henke RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Ojeda LHP 2.57 9 9 7 133 165 181 40 113 143
02 N.Ryan RHP 3.34 2 6 8 146 184 213 50 105 144
03 Reardn RHP 1.92 5 5 8 146 178 197 14 113 142
04 Henke RHP 2.49 8 7 4 173 174 210 15 113 141
Data for team 3 (Poopydicks):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 McGee LHB .285 11 18 789 140
02 Gibson LHB .277 24 20 894 138
03 Joyner LHB .290 22 14 864 130
04 Cansco RHB .257 31 28 951 130
05 DCincs RHB .256 26 26 885 124
06 Brett RHB .316 22 12 834 124
07 Boone RHB .251 7 24 831 120
08 Gagne RHB .265 10 22 807 124
=======================================
09 Sndbrg RHB .294 16 19 771 134
10 Bush LHB .253 11 26 789 130
11 Larkin LHB .266 4 22 771 122
12 Smally LHB .275 8 18 759 120
=======================================
13 Krukow RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Reushl RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Bedrsn RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Brnger RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Krukow RHP 2.24 11 7 12 152 160 181 40 114 143
02 Reushl RHP 3.09 8 9 10 144 165 184 40 112 143
03 Bedrsn RSP 2.83 3 8 8 145 170 197 15 112 143
04 Brnger RHP 1.38 6 2 4 152 184 216 12 110 145
Data for team 4 (Sally Cunts):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Raines LHB .330 20 11 843 146
02 Murphy RHB .295 44 17 909 132
03 DwEvns RHB .259 26 27 891 122
04 Carter RHB .271 24 19 879 120
05 Mitchl RHB .280 22 18 849 126
06 Pndltn LHB .296 12 19 798 134
07 Kruk LHB .313 20 14 777 132
08 Moltor RHB .353 16 6 744 138
=======================================
09 Gwynn LHB .370 7 7 729 142
10 Hatchr RHB .258 6 27 759 142
11 Pettis LHB .258 5 20 759 140
12 JUribe LHB .291 5 14 747 128
=======================================
13 Sbrhgn RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Viola LHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 DSmith RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 King RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Sbrhgn RSP 3.36 9 6 11 152 165 185 40 113 143
02 Viola LHP 2.90 6 9 4 153 173 194 40 114 141
03 DSmith RHP 2.73 2 2 4 146 184 205 12 112 143
04 King RHP 2.33 6 2 7 162 177 186 15 116 140
Data for team 5 (Fting Ulrchrs):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Guerro RHB .338 27 12 849 128
02 WClark LHB .308 35 13 882 124
03 DaEvns LHB .257 34 29 951 120
04 Mldndo RHB .292 20 15 876 126
05 Whitkr LHB .281 16 25 837 130
06 Laudnr RHB .225 16 34 879 120
07 Hendrk RHB .272 14 20 849 124
08 D.Thon RHB .248 3 28 783 132
=======================================
09 J.Cruz LHB .287 10 18 768 138
10 Rynlds LHB .249 6 34 804 124
11 Gllrga RHB .305 13 12 759 126
12 Oqendo LHB .286 1 21 759 126
=======================================
13 Gooden RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Hurst LHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Corbet RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Grelts RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Gooden RHP 2.84 7 5 9 149 184 205 48 141 146
02 Hurst LHP 2.99 9 5 4 169 181 192 40 113 140
03 Corbet RHP 1.10 8 5 6 138 162 173 15 114 142
04 Grelts RHP 3.22 10 2 5 173 173 210 15 111 116
Data for team 6 (BananaHamocks):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Garner RHB .265 9 24 804 134
02 CDavis LHB .250 24 24 873 136
03 Schmdt RHB .293 35 20 891 124
04 Dawson RHB .287 49 21 954 130
05 Herndz LHB .310 13 11 843 124
06 Hndrsn RHB .265 15 26 879 122
07 Grich RHB .268 9 21 819 124
08 Sullvn RHB .193 1 38 789 118
=======================================
09 Bergmn LHB .273 6 23 789 120
10 Seitzr RHB .323 15 14 759 130
11 Davdsn RHB .267 1 22 744 132
12 Sntana RHB .245 1 38 708 124
=======================================
13 Clemns RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Tudor LHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Stanly RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Dayley LHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Clemns RHP 2.48 4 6 9 166 186 210 44 114 143
02 Tudor LHP 1.28 4 11 7 140 180 189 40 114 142
03 Stanly RHP 1.81 8 6 9 138 157 184 15 116 142
04 Dayley LHP 2.66 3 7 3 153 173 198 15 139 147
Data for team 7 (AwsmeBadasses):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Gedman RHB .274 16 21 861 120
02 Jones LHB .250 17 32 891 128
03 Bell RHB .308 47 14 936 124
04 Brnsky RHB .259 32 23 906 130
05 Ripken RHB .289 27 19 855 124
06 Knight RHB .298 11 14 798 124
07 Speier RHB .249 11 28 807 130
08 Teufel RHB .261 10 28 810 124
=======================================
09 K.Bass LHB .311 20 14 780 138
10 Ashby LHB .257 7 28 777 124
11 Aldrte LHB .325 9 8 759 124
12 S.Owen LHB .231 1 34 735 132
=======================================
13 MScott RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 J.Key LHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Moore RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Franco LHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 MScott RHP 2.22 14 4 7 170 170 189 50 115 142
02 J.Key LHP 2.76 9 10 5 157 169 188 40 140 146
03 Moore RHP 2.97 2 2 4 149 170 197 13 116 139
04 Franco LHP 2.52 7 4 3 157 176 202 15 142 146
Data for team 8 (OC Legions):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Brookn RHB .241 13 34 897 126
02 J.Rice RHB .324 20 10 891 126
03 McGwir RHB .289 49 18 942 126
04 Dwning RHB .267 20 20 867 124
05 GDavis RHB .265 31 26 867 124
06 Wilfng LHB .249 3 29 816 132
07 Lindmn RHB .208 8 38 861 124
08 Sntago RHB .300 18 16 789 134
=======================================
09 Morris LHB .261 3 31 807 126
10 Yngbld RHB .268 3 22 801 124
11 Ford LHB .285 3 22 768 130
12 Backmn LHB .320 1 10 717 124
=======================================
13 Alxndr RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Witt RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 McDowl RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Worrel RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Alxndr RHP 1.53 3 5 11 150 172 188 40 141 143
02 Witt RHP 2.84 4 7 9 144 160 186 50 115 140
03 McDowl RHP 3.02 12 3 7 138 181 200 15 114 141
04 Worrel RHP 2.66 4 3 5 176 180 204 15 113 141
Data for team 9 (Blue Ribbons):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Lemon RHB .277 20 21 882 122
02 Hrbek LHB .285 34 16 894 120
03 Baylor RHB .263 31 29 924 136
04 Brenly RHB .267 18 21 819 126
05 Johnsn LHB .245 10 32 819 130
06 Lopes RHB .275 7 21 795 146
07 Burlsn RHB .284 5 17 789 134
08 Franco RHB .319 9 11 741 140
=======================================
09 Baines LHB .293 20 18 792 122
10 Thmpsn RHB .262 10 23 777 124
11 Herndn RHB .324 9 10 759 122
12 Pedriq RHB .294 1 19 729 130
=======================================
13 Sutton RHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Blylvn RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Kerfld RHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Hrndez LHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Sutton RHP 1.18 5 5 8 141 166 178 50 113 143
02 Blylvn RHP 1.45 9 6 10 160 165 184 54 112 143
03 Kerfld RSP 2.59 8 3 9 136 165 181 16 111 116
04 Hrndez LHP 1.11 3 6 3 146 160 198 15 141 146
Data for team 10 (GalctacEmpire):
No Name R/L Avg HR Cnt Power Speed
=======================================
01 Leonrd RHB .280 19 16 864 134
02 Shrdan LHB .259 6 28 831 134
03 Strwby LHB .259 27 24 909 138
04 Mtngly LHB .327 30 8 855 128
05 Gaetti RHB .257 31 25 891 130
06 Madlck RHB .307 14 14 849 128
07 Heath RHB .281 8 16 819 120
08 Doran LHB .276 6 18 765 136
=======================================
09 Bucknr LHB .292 18 14 789 118
10 Gladdn RHB .281 8 20 759 140
11 Rndlph RHB .305 7 16 738 128
12 Lake RHB .251 2 32 768 124
=======================================
13 Vlnzla LHB .150 0 64 640 120
14 Sutclf RHB .150 0 64 640 120
15 Righti LHB .150 0 64 640 120
16 Robnsn RHB .150 0 64 640 120
<Ability> <--Speed-->
No Name R/L ERA Snk Curve Snk Crv Fst Sta Un1 Un2
======================================================
01 Vlnzla LHP 1.42 10 8 12 140 166 180 40 115 142
02 Sutclf RHP 1.12 6 5 9 153 173 190 40 113 140
03 Righti LHP 3.51 7 3 7 146 170 198 15 112 141
04 Robnsn RHP 3.42 6 5 8 133 170 200 15 111 141
Wouldn't want to be the Sally Cunts right now, crappy way to start a season
Quote from: Gantry on 03/02/10, 10:57:38 PM
Wouldn't want to be the Sally Cunts right now, crappy way to start a season
They're fkn dead where they stand. Little sally cunt bitches.
Hope you fuckers know you're all playing for second fkn place.
Seriously, pwn
Poopydicks are nothing but hype imo
Quote from: Gantry on 03/02/10, 11:49:23 PM
Seriously, pwn
To be clear, here, the game hasn't been played yet, right?
Quote from: Nacho on 03/03/10, 12:22:06 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 03/02/10, 11:49:23 PM
Seriously, pwn
To be clear, here, the game hasn't been played yet, right?
I quote the great Bobby Fischer from the great checkers movie Searching for Bobby Fischer: "It's like you've already lost and you don't even already know it already."
Poor Nacho, so confused and demoralized
the fighting urlachers have the ugliest face that ever faced a face.
can someone help me out with downloads of all the stuff we need to view the games?
I'm on a new computer since last season.
Quote from: ryno on 03/03/10, 12:27:19 PM
can someone help me out with downloads of all the stuff we need to view the games?
I'm on a new computer since last season.
Download the VirtuaNES emulator here. (http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/nes/virtuanes.html)
In order to watch the game, do the following:
1. Open VirtuaNES
2. Go to File<Open to open that week's ROM
3. Go to Edit<Movie<Replay and load the game video file for that game
Also, you can hit the tab key to play the game at a faster speed. You can adjust the settings of how fast the game is played if you click on options---then click on Emulator---then you can adjust the throttle.
Opening week in the books. Some dandies!
Last two games attached....
First watch movie, someone tell me how to change the option to make virtualnes keep going if I click away fromt he window
Never mind found it...
i can't get it to work. i'm using the correct rom.
Worked for me, at least our game. What is the spoiler rules?
Nothing to spoil when you think about it. Everyone's season is already over.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/03/10, 04:00:53 PM
Worked for me, at least our game. What is the spoiler rules?
If your opponent has seen the game, the it's a free for all. Otherwise, you'll have to wait until either your opponent has seen the game or until I do the recap.
Or you can post Spoiler Warning and post if you wish.
The two youtube games are about complete. I'm gonna start the boxscores shortly. Recaps may come late tonight dee nee time or early tomorrow morning dee nee time.
Week 2 will take place more than likely on Friday.
YouTube videos now complete...
FRBI VI Week 1; Sally Cunts at Poopydicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjEljOhCmE)
FRBI VI week 1 - Rebel Alliance at Galactic Empire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr-rTZWlJ0k)
*edit - reloaded videos installed. The quality should be much better now.
Quote from: Dårky on 03/03/10, 04:07:34 PM
YouTube videos now complete...
FRBI VI Week 1; Sally Cunts at Poopydicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VcIQyvEmek)
FRBI VI Week 1; Rebel Alliance at Galactic Empire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyu8WyoHxgM)
Hmmm, the quality is horrible. Maybe it needs more time to get better, but I just remembered that I loaded the movie in the wrong video player, so maybe that is the problem---the games came out money last year on YouTube.
I am reloading the games using a different path and using real player.
Pretty incredible FU/OC game.
Nice game Poopydicks.
Best Watch game ever
Quote from: Mike D. on 03/03/10, 04:21:52 PM
Nice game Poopydicks.
I hope Viola and his entire family dies in a fire. Seriously, fkn two out hit from the fucking pitcher then a 7 fucking run rally? Fuck that bullshit.
Man that was so fkn frustrating to watch. Our team can't field...
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/03/10, 04:20:51 PM
Pretty incredible FU/OC game.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/03/10, 04:28:15 PM
Best Watch game ever
Unbelievable game. It just may be the best watch game ever...wow!
Is there a way to make virtuanes go faster?
TAB
Quote from: Gantry on 03/03/10, 04:33:01 PM
Man that was so fkn frustrating to watch. Our team can't field...
Nor pitch or hit, really.
CUNTED!!!
I thought three separate times that I'd certainly lost, and one time that I'd certainly won.
I had the most powerful 1-3 batters in FRBI history, and I'm lucky if they reached base a third of the time - they were largely worthless other than that 11th inning.
Will Clark's homer will definitely make the Fighting Urlacher's season highlight video.
Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Gantry on 03/03/10, 04:33:01 PM
Man that was so fkn frustrating to watch. Our team can't field...
Every grounder had eyes. Thankfully the Other Coworker is out to lunch and didn't hear me screaming obscenities at these no heart cocksuckers.
May need to shake things up imo
Here are the properties for the games. The first game started at the announced time in the opening post--- 2:30 dee nee time and 9:26 pm my time since my computer clock is 4 minutes behind and apparently one day ahead since it says Thursday. Just posting this to show that the games were ran in immediate succession and nothing funny was involved---this post is mostly for Reds and Attez.
The Empire showed a lot of heart! What a ninth inning comeback. We're the defending champs, that's what we do---find ways to win!
Jesus fucking christ, what a game. Hammocks vs. Artichokes! Crazy.
well bust my buttons!
nice job, ultimate. the way the game began i thought we were going to lose by a lot more. that play when evans got thrown out at home was amazing.
Schiraldi sure likes to throw pitches directly down the middle in the 9th inning.
I'm sure it's natural, though.
Well that blew cock.
I dominated in sim games but got destroyed in that game.
SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base. Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.
"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster. "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too." Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing? AAARGH! IT BURNS!"
When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.
It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself. Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/03/10, 09:16:10 PM
SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base. Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.
"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster. "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too." Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing? AAARGH! IT BURNS!"
When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.
It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself. Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.
hahaha---awesome breaking news there! Love it!
I just finished scoring that epic game. It is the longest played game in FRBI history---12 innings.
I registered this with my new stats that I'll be showing everybody this year---thrown out/tagged out (TO/TA) and DP's. Here is the breakdown:
- J.Rice was tagged out by the 3rd baseman when he turned to back to second base after he got in a rundown after a ground ball.
- Youngblood hit a single, advanced to second on a throwing error, and was thrown out at third base by the catcher.
- Downing was tagged out at third base while trying to advance to third base from first base---LF threw him out at third.
- JRice hit into two double plays.
- DaEvans hit into a double play and was thrown out at home plate by the RF on a sac fly ball...and it was pretty deep too hahaha.
Quote from: Re-Peat on 03/03/10, 04:40:28 PM
Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That. Piece of shit.
Quote from: Barton on 03/03/10, 10:03:12 PM
Quote from: Re-Peat on 03/03/10, 04:40:28 PM
Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That. Piece of shit.
He was the MVP of the FRBI WS last season when he cunted the Sally Cunts in extra innings and secured the Empire's first WS championship. We had the book on him and the Empire knew what to expect from him. Don't know what to say about the Morris though...shit did he shut us down for about 7 innings there. The Dove RBI Division belongs to us, we are two time defending champions sucka....get used to the domination and last inning heroics---the Force is strong with us---it's the Empire way. 8)
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/03/10, 09:16:10 PM
SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base. Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.
"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster. "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too." Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing? AAARGH! IT BURNS!"
When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.
It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself. Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.
no transactions until week 8
PBR'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Quote from: Barton on 03/03/10, 10:03:12 PM
Quote from: Re-Peat on 03/03/10, 04:40:28 PM
Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That. Piece of shit.
Schiraldi didn't "lose" that game, someone else "
won" that game.
Quote from: Dårky on 03/03/10, 09:59:52 PM
- J.Rice was tagged out by the 3rd baseman when he turned to back to second base after he got in a rundown after a ground ball.
I forgot about this one - the third base coaching was even worse than what I thought when I made that other post.
Viola sparks two out seven run rally, picks up the win to spoil the Poopydicks home opener
Phoenix (AP) - Frank Viola hit a two run RBI double in the top of the sixth inning with two outs to tie up the non league game at the Turd Bowl on a beautiful sunny day in Phoenix. Viola's double inspired the Cunts players as they exploded for 7 runs in the top of the 6th inning and the defending Gantry League champions never looked back.
Viola also picked up the win as he limited the Poopydicks to four runs in his 3 1/3 innings of long relief.
Leading the charge offensively from the middle of the lineup, DwEvans went 5-6 with two 2B's and blasted a homer while Gary Carter found the gaps to register three 2B's and added a shot that disappeared in the high Arizona sky. Carter was a perfect 6-6 at the plate with 5 RBI's.
At the press conference, a furious McLane expressed his frustration, "I hope Viola and his entire family dies in a fire. Seriously, fkn two out hit from the fucking pitcher then a 7 fucking run rally? Fuck that bullshit."
Team co-owner Gantry was just as frustrated in his assessment of the painful home opening loss, "man that was so fkn frustrating to watch. Our team can't field...may need to shake things up imo".
"Cunted" said a jubilant MikeD and Nacho to the press about their win.
Sally Cunts 1-0, (0-0)
Poopydicks 0-1, (0-0)
Pabst Blue Ribbons quickly dismantle Awesome Badasses in four
Arkansas (AP) - The Pabst Blue Ribbons scored a fury of runs in the second inning and capitalized on 3 Awesome Badass errors to take a commanding 9-1 lead.
In the third inning, Hrbek hit a grand slam and Don Baylor followed with a solo shot that cleared the cheap seats and gave the Blue Ribbons a 14-6 lead. After Sutton's scoreless top half of the 4th inning, the Blue Ribbons went for the kill and mercy ruled the Awesome Badasses as Herbek hit a RBI single to make the game 15-6, and Don Baylor hit a RBI double to send the Awesome Badasses home from a rockin' Razorback Stadium at full capacity.
Sutton pitched 4 solid innings to limit the Awesome Badasses while Lemon, Hrbek, and Baylor combined to go for 9-12 from the top of the lineup.
Conversely, Mike Scott did not enjoy a memorable day at Razorback Stadium. Scott gave up 13 earned runs on 19 hits in four innings of disastrous work. Last year's FRBI playoff participants came out flat which left owner AlecTrevylan stunned and speechless.
Last year's last place team has now won 4 in a row dating back to week 20 when the Blue Ribbons shocked the Unholy Legions, Galactic Empire, and the Fighting Cutlers (now Ulrachers), all playoff teams from last year.
After the quick game, cheers of "Boss Hogg" repeated and highly echoed in the stadium as the fans were overwhelmed with joy and displayed deep loyalty for team owner Ryno who is known as a savior in Arkansas since he now has 4 straight wins.
Time to watch that game again
i was using an older version of the emulator. that was preventing me from playing back the movie. i'm not exactly happy that i got to watch it.
Fighting Ulrachers win dramatic 12 inning thriller, longest game in FRBI history
Chicago (AP) - On a cold windy day at Soldier Field, the 68,000 loyal Ulracher fans were treated with a pitchers duel, the longest game in the history of the FRBI League, and a dramatic come-from-behind victory courtesy of Lou Whittaker's walk-off shot in the bottom of the 12th inning.
Down 6-5 in the bottom of the ninth inning with one out, Pedro Guerrero hit a game tying RBI triple to send the Gantry Division game into extra innings.
Both Grelts and Worrel escaped the 10th inning by pitching out of jams and held their respective opposition scoreless. The Ulrachers blew a chance to end the game as DaEvans was thrown out at home by RF Hendrk on a sac fly attempt.
In the top of the 11th, the OC Legions of Doom started off the inning by stringing 4 hits together and ended up scoring 4 runs to give them a comfortable lead going into the bottom of the 11th. However, the Ulrachers loaded the bases in the bottom half of the inning and set the stage for Will Clark's game tying grand slam with two outs. DaEvans grounded out out to end the inning and send the exciting contest into the 12th inning.
The highly touted offense of the OC Legions of Doom only managed one hit and no runs off an exhausted Grelts in the top of the 12th. Candy Mldndo led off the bottom half of the inning with a single, and Lou Whitkr hit his second homerun of the game as he delivered a fatal walk off shot off Worrel to end the game. Mayhem ensued at Soldier Field as the fans went into a crazed and deranged frenzy.
Doc Gooden, who is on a mission to reclaim the number one pitcher label from Danny Cox, pitched 4 scoreless innings as he shut down the powerful OC Legions of Doom lineup.
Both team's SP's and RP's pitched superbly and kept the opposing offensive display to a minimum. Last years HR king and MVP, Mark McGwire, was a quiet 1-6 on the afternoon.
The buzz surrounding the press conference was that this game is arguably the best FRBI game ever witnessed.
OC Legion of Doom 0-1, (0-1)
Fighting Ulrachers 1-0, (1-0)
This just in!!!
CUNTED!!!
That game shouldn't count...
Man, the top of my order was terrible. 6-20, 1 2B, 0 HR, 1 RBI from my three best hitters is not going to get it done.
The pitching in that game was pretty stellar all around - even Worrell wasn't terrible until he got really tired. Also, Garrelts had clutch back-to-back strikeouts to end the 9th or 10th, I think in the middle of my order.
Fighting Artichokes overcome 4 deficits for comeback victory, Burks delivers walk-off 3 run blast
Fort Dodge (AP) - Last year's Cinderella team overcame four different scoring deficits over the BananaHammocks and captured a dramatic victory when Burks delivered a 3 run walk-off shot.
First year owner Turd got his team to jump out to a 7-1 lead by the second inning and the BananaHammocks appeared to be in full control until the 9th inning.
Up 13-12 in the ninth, the FRBI career ERA leader for RP's and BananaHammock closer K.Dayley came in to slam the door on a feisty Artichoke team who had the bottom of their order coming up. However, with the roaring crowd on their feet at Fort Dodge Park, T.Puhl came off the bench to register a pinch hit single with one out, T.Henke followed with a single, Schfld popped up. With two outs and the game on the line with runners at first and second, E.Burks drilled a fastball into the sunset in Iowa and ended the game with one swing and capped an impressive comeback by the Fighting Artichokes.
Leading the Artichoke offense, E. Burks went 6-6, smacked 4 doubles, hit a pair of shots, and knocked in 6 runners. R.Jackson also blasted a pair of shots and drove in 4 runners.
Quote from: Dårky on 03/04/10, 12:30:31 PM
Fighting Artichokes overcome 4 deficits for comeback victory, Burks delivers walk-off 3 run blast
only 2 deficits imo
I think Darky's right: 1-0, 7-1, 10-8, 12-11. Of course, in games as high-scoring as Fantasy RBI, the visitors will almost always have lots of deficits in a non-blowout.
Crazy Train...
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/04/10, 01:15:17 PM
I think Darky's right: 1-0, 7-1, 10-8, 12-11. Of course, in games as high-scoring as Fantasy RBI, the visitors will almost always have lots of deficits in a non-blowout.
OK 3, I missed 1-0, but between 10-8 and 12-11 FA never had the lead
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/04/10, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/04/10, 01:15:17 PM
I think Darky's right: 1-0, 7-1, 10-8, 12-11. Of course, in games as high-scoring as Fantasy RBI, the visitors will almost always have lots of deficits in a non-blowout.
OK 3, I missed 1-0, but between 10-8 and 12-11 FA never had the lead
You are correct, and I am not.
Galactic Empire prevail with last inning heroics
Imperial Center (AP) - It was a reunion of sorts. It was just a few months ago that the entire championship pitching staff of the Rebel Alliance were celebrating as members of the Galactic Empire, FRBI V champions. However, last night at their old home at Imperial Center Stadium, they took the mound and hoped to continue their success as the #1 pitching unit from last year.
Morris, Cox, and Orosco did what they usually do, shut down opposing hitters. The same could not be said for last year's WS MVP, C.Shrld who blew a 4 run ninth inning lead and allowed the Galactic Empire to escape with a narrow victory.
J.Morris cruised for 6 innings as he was in dominant form. Morris only allowed 3 earned runs off 6 hits and the Rebel Alliance looked like they were on their way to earning an opening day victory with last year's Cy Young Award winner D.Cox coming in for relief. Cox pitched 1 2/3 innings and gave up a 2 run home run to D.Mtngly in the bottom of the 8th inning. Orosco came in and recorded the last out.
Caveman Robnsn pitched a scoreless 9th and kept the Empire within reasonable striking distance going into the bottom half of the inning as the Empire faced a 9-5 deficit.
Madlck homered off Shrld to lead off the inning, Heath flied out, and D.Gladdn came of the bench to deliver a pinch hit home run. Caveman Robnsn heroically singled with one out and Leonard followed up with a single. Shrdn recorded the second out with a fly out.
Down to their final out and with runners on first and second, the juggernaut Galactic Empire showed their resiliency and will to win. Strwby singled to load the bases, then the captain of the Empire---D.Mtngly, hit a RBI single to cut the Alliance lead to one run. The stage was set for G.Gaetti and Gaetti delivered with a clutch game winning 2 run double.
Imperial Center Stadium erupted with jubilation and owner Darkside rushed to congratulate Gaetti over at second base.
Asked about the amazing comeback victory, Darkside said "there was never any doubt that we would come back and win. That's what is expected here in our winning program, find ways to win with heads up ball. That's what we do, we are the Empire".
Rebel Alliance 0-1, (0-1)
Galactic Empire 1-0, (1-0)
where can i download the scoring software?
up your butt
Quote from: TβG on 03/04/10, 03:39:05 PM
where can i download the scoring software?
http://www.fixedit.com/ (http://www.fixedit.com/)
it wasn't up my butt afterall.
thanks darky, when i have some time i'll score our game and see if we have any difference of opinion.
...like who won and who lost, i hope.
Quote from: TβG on 03/04/10, 04:50:51 PM
thanks darky, when i have some time i'll score our game and see if we have any difference of opinion.
...like who won and who lost, i hope.
lol hahaha.
It should be noted that I am scoring the glitch when the second baseman fields the ball and the first baseman is moving away from first base while the throw is made and ricochets off the fence as a hit. The frequency of that glitch happening is really high, so I consider it a hit since it's not a BOP, and once again---the common frequency of that glitch. The hitter put the ball in a tough spot and forced the glitch for the 1B to move away from the base and not be in position to receive the ball.
so infield single + throwing error to advance to second?
that sounds right, and accounting for the advance like ultimate said.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/04/10, 05:15:33 PM
so infield single + throwing error to advance to second?
Exactly.
I just want to declare that this league is a helluvalotoffun.
Quote from Alliance Co-Owner and President of Operations Re-Peat's press conference
"The really sad thing about that loss is the great numbers the Alliance put up... all of the starting lineup batted .400 or better and had more hits than the Empire, but just didn't have the right chemistry/luck to string those hits together in a meaningful fashion.
It's true that Schirialdi blew this one for us in a big way as starting 1-0 vs a division rival would have been huge, but realistically we can't expect to only score 9 and win games. That's the bottom line. Preseason action in the Bourbon League (N. KY) showed that the rebels will average about 15-16 runs per game and falling so far short of that is crippling. The offense is what failed here, even though the spotlight is on the closer.
While this loss is unfortunate, the headlines about this loss from the Capitol Times have been framed and hung in the Rebels locker room. Expect the team to come out firing in the next game, and especially in their next meeting with the Empire."
Fighting Artichokes land major corporate sponsor
Fort Dodge (AP) The Fighting Artichokes front office has just released a press statement confirming a lucrative sponsorship deal with Green Giant. The Sponsorship is believed to be the first of its kind in the Fantasy RBI league.
Terms of the deal have not been made public yet, but the agreement will help fund massive renovations inside the stadium. Planned expansion will include a series of luxury suites to be built just under the top deck near 1st and 3rd base running parallel with the foul lines. Expansion will begin immediately after the season concludes.
On top of advertisements adorning the outfield, The renaming ceremony for the field and stadium will occur at the next home game. Jolly Green Field at Green Giant stadium will be officially introduced to the public with a ribbon cutting ceremony. Each paid attendee will be given a voucher that evening for free vegetables at any concession area.
Crews have already began installing Green Giant advertisement on the outfield walls, and scoreboard. Just outside the stadium bleachers in center field will now stand a 60 foot inflatable Green Giant, complete with Fighting Artichokes hat and baseball glove.
President and General Manager Brad Bell made a quick statement on his way out of One Artichoke Place. "I would like to thanks Green Giant for their diligent negotiations late into last night. This is the start of a wonderful relationship and hopefully will lead to larger things for the community. I would also like to introduce the new home run promotion at this time. For every Artichoke home run that hits the Green Giant just beyond center field, we will let the 1st 750 kids 10 years and under into the next game for free. I trust the commissioner will do all in his power to move the league along in quick fashion so our crews can utilize the favorable Iowa summer to begin the suite renovations once the season has concluded...with an Artichokes championship!"
Quote from: Re-Peat on 03/04/10, 06:36:28 PM
Quote from Alliance Co-Owner and President of Operations Re-Peat's press conference
I just stuck the business end of a plunger up my ass, I LOVE IT!
Quote from: Tornado Bird: Terminated on 03/04/10, 07:25:13 PM
Fort Dodge (AP) The Fighting Artichokes front office has just released a press statement confirming a lucrative sponsorship deal with Green Giant. The Sponsorship is believed to be the first of its kind in the Fantasy RBI league.
Terms of the deal have not been made public yet, but the agreement will help fund massive renovations inside the stadium. Planned expansion will include a series of luxury suites to be built just under the top deck near 1st and 3rd base running parallel with the foul lines. Expansion will begin immediately after the season concludes.
On top of advertisements adorning the outfield, The renaming ceremony for the field and stadium will occur at the next home game. Jolly Green Field at Green Giant stadium will be officially introduced to the public with a ribbon cutting ceremony. Each paid attendee will be given a voucher that evening for free vegetables at any concession area.
Crews have already began installing Green Giant advertisement on the outfield walls, and scoreboard. Just outside the stadium bleachers in center field will now stand a 60 foot inflatable Green Giant, complete with Fighting Artichokes hat and baseball glove.
President and General Manager Brad Bell made a quick statement on his way out of One Artichoke Place. "I would like to thanks Green Giant for their diligent negotiations late into last night. This is the start of a wonderful relationship and hopefully will lead to larger things for the community. I would also like to introduce the new home run promotion at this time. For every Artichoke home run that hits the Green Giant just beyond center field, we will let the 1st 750 kids 10 years and under into the next game for free. I trust the commissioner will do all in his power to move the league along in quick fashion so our crews can utilize the favorable Iowa summer to begin the suite renovations once the season has concluded...with an Artichokes championship!"
Congratulations on the lucrative sponsorship Mr. Bell. It may be said that getting to the second round of the playoffs last season, having an exploding fan base, and winning the first game of the season has really enticed the powerful Green Giant to sponsor the Fighting Artichokes.
It's encouraging to see the FRBI League expand and take off like it is. This new state of the art stadium, Jolly Green Field at Green Giant Stadium, will boost the league's value and identity.
Your fans have been really loyal and supportive. You are in a great situation TBT.
Last week's tv ratings for the league was through the roof.
Also, week one was crazy. Low scoring games and wild finishes. Had fun scoring the games.
Week 2 will be played tomorrow.