FRBI VI Week 1

[TbT]

Fighting Artichokes land major corporate sponsor

Fort Dodge (AP)  The Fighting Artichokes front office has just released a press statement confirming a lucrative sponsorship deal with Green Giant.  The Sponsorship is believed to be the first of its kind in the Fantasy RBI league. 

Terms of the deal have not been made public yet, but the agreement will help fund massive renovations inside the stadium.  Planned expansion will include a series of luxury suites to be built just under the top deck near 1st and 3rd base running parallel with the foul lines.  Expansion will begin immediately after the season concludes. 

On top of advertisements adorning the outfield, The renaming ceremony for the field and stadium will occur at the next home game.  Jolly Green Field at Green Giant stadium will be officially introduced to the public with a ribbon cutting ceremony.  Each paid attendee will be given a voucher that evening for free vegetables at any concession area. 

Crews have already began installing Green Giant advertisement on the outfield walls, and scoreboard.  Just outside the stadium bleachers in center field will now stand a 60 foot inflatable Green Giant, complete with Fighting Artichokes hat and baseball glove.

President and General Manager Brad Bell made a quick statement on his way out of One Artichoke Place.  "I would like to thanks Green Giant for their diligent negotiations late into last night.  This is the start of a wonderful relationship and hopefully will lead to larger things for the community.  I would also like to introduce the new home run promotion at this time.  For every Artichoke home run that hits the Green Giant just beyond center field, we will let the 1st 750 kids 10 years and under into the next game for free.  I trust the commissioner will do all in his power to move the league along in quick fashion so our crews can utilize the favorable Iowa summer to begin the suite renovations once the season has concluded...with an Artichokes championship!"       

[Gantry]

Quote from Alliance Co-Owner and President of Operations Re-Peat's press conference

I just stuck the business end of a plunger up my ass, I LOVE IT!

[Darky]

Fort Dodge (AP)  The Fighting Artichokes front office has just released a press statement confirming a lucrative sponsorship deal with Green Giant.  The Sponsorship is believed to be the first of its kind in the Fantasy RBI league. 

Terms of the deal have not been made public yet, but the agreement will help fund massive renovations inside the stadium.  Planned expansion will include a series of luxury suites to be built just under the top deck near 1st and 3rd base running parallel with the foul lines.  Expansion will begin immediately after the season concludes. 

On top of advertisements adorning the outfield, The renaming ceremony for the field and stadium will occur at the next home game.  Jolly Green Field at Green Giant stadium will be officially introduced to the public with a ribbon cutting ceremony.  Each paid attendee will be given a voucher that evening for free vegetables at any concession area. 

Crews have already began installing Green Giant advertisement on the outfield walls, and scoreboard.  Just outside the stadium bleachers in center field will now stand a 60 foot inflatable Green Giant, complete with Fighting Artichokes hat and baseball glove.

President and General Manager Brad Bell made a quick statement on his way out of One Artichoke Place.  "I would like to thanks Green Giant for their diligent negotiations late into last night.  This is the start of a wonderful relationship and hopefully will lead to larger things for the community.  I would also like to introduce the new home run promotion at this time.  For every Artichoke home run that hits the Green Giant just beyond center field, we will let the 1st 750 kids 10 years and under into the next game for free.  I trust the commissioner will do all in his power to move the league along in quick fashion so our crews can utilize the favorable Iowa summer to begin the suite renovations once the season has concluded...with an Artichokes championship!"       

Congratulations on the lucrative sponsorship Mr. Bell. It may be said that getting to the second round of the playoffs last season, having an exploding fan base, and winning the first game of the season has really enticed the powerful Green Giant to sponsor the Fighting Artichokes.

It's encouraging to see the FRBI League expand and take off like it is. This new state of the art stadium, Jolly Green Field at Green Giant Stadium, will boost the league's value and identity.

Your fans have been really loyal and supportive. You are in a great situation TBT.

Last week's tv ratings for the league was through the roof.


Also, week one was crazy. Low scoring games and wild finishes. Had fun scoring the games.

Week 2 will be played tomorrow.