FRBI VI Week 1

[Nacho]

CUNTED!!!

[Turd]

Jesus fucking christ, what a game.  Hammocks vs. Artichokes! Crazy.

[ryno]

well bust my buttons!

[TβG]

nice job, ultimate.  the way the game began i thought we were going to lose by a lot more.  that play when evans got thrown out at home was amazing.

[Attezz]

Schiraldi sure likes to throw pitches directly down the middle in the 9th inning.

I'm sure it's natural, though.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Well that blew cock.

I dominated in sim games but got destroyed in that game.

[BeefMaster]

SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base.  Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.

"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster.  "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too."  Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?  AAARGH!  IT BURNS!"

When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.

It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself.  Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.

[Darky]

SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base.  Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.

"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster.  "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too."  Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?  AAARGH!  IT BURNS!"

When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.

It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself.  Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.

hahaha---awesome breaking news there! Love it!

I just finished scoring that epic game. It is the longest played game in FRBI history---12 innings.

I registered this with my new stats that I'll be showing everybody this year---thrown out/tagged out (TO/TA) and DP's. Here is the breakdown:

- J.Rice was tagged out by the 3rd baseman when he turned to back to second base after he got in a rundown after a ground ball.

- Youngblood hit a single, advanced to second on a throwing error, and was thrown out at third base by the catcher.

- Downing was tagged out at third base while trying to advance to third base from first base---LF threw him out at third.

- JRice hit into two double plays.

- DaEvans hit into a double play and was thrown out at home plate by the RF on a sac fly ball...and it was pretty deep too hahaha.

[Barton]

Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That. Piece of shit.

[Darky]

Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That. Piece of shit.

He was the MVP of the FRBI WS last season when he cunted the Sally Cunts in extra innings and secured the Empire's first WS championship. We had the book on him and the Empire knew what to expect from him. Don't know what to say about the Morris though...shit did he shut us down for about 7 innings there. The Dove RBI Division belongs to us, we are two time defending champions sucka....get used to the domination and last inning heroics---the Force is strong with us---it's the Empire way.

[ultimate7]

SAN LUIS OBISPO - The OC Legions of Doom announced today the firing and immolation of third base coach Hugh G. Rection, following a 12-inning loss to the Fighting Urlachers in which two Legions players were thrown out attempting to advance to third base.  Rection was summoned to the owner's box just minutes after the game ended, and his smoldering corpse was on display in the locker room by the time the press corps entered.

"We just can't stand for that type of performance," said OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster.  "I mean, I know we don't have the fastest team in the league, but we expect that our third base coach be aware of that fact, too."  Rection could not be reached for comment, but sources close to the front office quoted him as saying, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?  AAARGH!  IT BURNS!"

When asked about the unorthodox step of burning Rection alive, BeefMaster seemed surprised by the question, stating that such a provision is standard in all OC Legions contracts.

It is believed that the OC Legions will search for a replacement from within the franchise - hitting coach I. P. Freeley and bench coach Oliver Clozoff have been mentioned as candidates, and there remains the possibility that manager Seymour Butz will simply fill the position himself.  Freeley is considered to be the longest shot, as the amputation of his left arm following the team's third strikeout could interfere with his ability to direct runners.

no transactions until week 8

[ryno]

PBR'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Attezz]

Schirialdi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That. Piece of shit.

Schiraldi didn't "lose" that game, someone else "won" that game.

[BeefMaster]

- J.Rice was tagged out by the 3rd baseman when he turned to back to second base after he got in a rundown after a ground ball.

I forgot about this one - the third base coaching was even worse than what I thought when I made that other post.

[Darky]

Viola sparks two out seven run rally, picks up the win to spoil the Poopydicks home opener

Phoenix (AP) - Frank Viola hit a two run RBI double in the top of the sixth inning with two outs to tie up the non league game at the Turd Bowl on a beautiful sunny day in Phoenix. Viola's double inspired the Cunts players as they exploded for 7 runs in the top of the 6th inning and the defending Gantry League champions never looked back.

Viola also picked up the win as he limited the Poopydicks to four runs in his 3 1/3 innings of long relief.

Leading the charge offensively from the middle of the lineup, DwEvans went 5-6 with two 2B's and blasted a homer while Gary Carter found the gaps to register three 2B's and added a shot that disappeared in the high Arizona sky. Carter was a perfect 6-6 at the plate with 5 RBI's.

At the press conference, a furious McLane expressed his frustration, "I hope Viola and his entire family dies in a fire.  Seriously, fkn two out hit from the fucking pitcher then a 7 fucking run rally? Fuck that bullshit."
Team co-owner Gantry was just as frustrated in his assessment of the painful home opening loss, "man that was so fkn frustrating to watch.  Our team can't field...may need to shake things up imo".

"Cunted" said a jubilant MikeD and Nacho to the press about their win.


Sally Cunts 1-0, (0-0)
Poopydicks 0-1, (0-0)

[Darky]

Pabst Blue Ribbons quickly dismantle Awesome Badasses in four


Arkansas (AP) - The Pabst Blue Ribbons scored a fury of runs in the second inning and capitalized on 3 Awesome Badass errors to take a commanding 9-1 lead.
In the third inning, Hrbek hit a grand slam and Don Baylor followed with a solo shot that cleared the cheap seats and gave the Blue Ribbons a 14-6 lead. After Sutton's scoreless top half of the 4th inning, the Blue Ribbons went for the kill and mercy ruled the Awesome Badasses as Herbek hit a RBI single to make the game 15-6, and Don Baylor hit a RBI double  to send the Awesome Badasses home from a rockin' Razorback Stadium at full capacity.

Sutton pitched 4 solid innings to limit the Awesome Badasses while Lemon, Hrbek, and Baylor combined to go for 9-12 from the top of the lineup.

Conversely, Mike Scott did not enjoy a memorable day at Razorback Stadium. Scott gave up 13 earned runs on 19 hits in four innings of disastrous work. Last year's FRBI playoff participants came out flat which left owner AlecTrevylan stunned and speechless.

Last year's last place team has now won 4 in a row dating back to week 20 when the Blue Ribbons shocked the Unholy Legions, Galactic Empire, and the Fighting Cutlers (now Ulrachers), all playoff teams from last year.

After the quick game, cheers of "Boss Hogg" repeated and highly echoed in the stadium as the fans were overwhelmed with joy and displayed deep loyalty for team owner Ryno who is known as a savior in Arkansas since he now has 4 straight wins.

[ultimate7]

Time to watch that game again

[TβG]

i was using an older version of the emulator.  that was preventing me from playing back the movie.  i'm not exactly happy that i got to watch it.

[Darky]

Fighting Ulrachers win dramatic 12 inning thriller, longest game in FRBI history

Chicago (AP) - On a cold windy day at Soldier Field, the 68,000 loyal Ulracher fans were treated with a pitchers duel, the longest game in the history of the FRBI League, and a dramatic come-from-behind victory courtesy of Lou Whittaker's walk-off shot in the bottom of the 12th inning.

Down 6-5 in the bottom of the ninth inning with one out, Pedro Guerrero hit a game tying RBI triple to send the Gantry Division game into extra innings.

Both Grelts and Worrel escaped the 10th inning by pitching out of jams and held their respective opposition scoreless. The Ulrachers blew a chance to end the game as DaEvans was thrown out at home by RF Hendrk on a sac fly attempt.

In the top of the 11th, the OC Legions of Doom started off the inning by stringing 4 hits together and ended up scoring 4 runs to give them a comfortable lead going into the bottom of the 11th. However, the Ulrachers loaded the bases in the bottom half of the inning and set the stage for Will Clark's game tying grand slam with two outs. DaEvans grounded out out to end the inning and send the exciting contest into the 12th inning.

The highly touted offense of the OC Legions of Doom only managed one hit and no runs off an exhausted Grelts in the top of the 12th. Candy Mldndo led off the bottom half of the inning with a single, and Lou Whitkr hit his second homerun of the game as he delivered a fatal walk off shot off Worrel to end the game. Mayhem ensued at Soldier Field as the fans went into a crazed and deranged frenzy.

Doc Gooden, who is on a mission to reclaim the number one pitcher label from Danny Cox, pitched 4 scoreless innings as he shut down the powerful OC Legions of Doom lineup.

Both team's SP's and RP's pitched superbly and kept the opposing offensive display to a minimum. Last years HR king and MVP, Mark McGwire, was a quiet 1-6 on the afternoon.

The buzz surrounding the press conference was that this game is arguably the best FRBI game ever witnessed.


OC Legion of Doom 0-1, (0-1)
Fighting Ulrachers 1-0, (1-0)

[Mike D.]

This just in!!!

CUNTED!!!