You'll need to download the ROM attached. I juggled my bench, so throw out the FRBI VI I ROM that was released in week 1, and use this one for week 3 and all other odd numbered weeks in order for it to work properly...until there is another change.
Today's games:
Dove RBI Division
BananaHammocks 0-2, (0-2) @ Poopydicks 0-2, (0-1)
Fighting Artichokes 1-1, (1-1) @ Rebel Alliance 1-1, (1-1)
Gantry Division
Pabst Blue Ribbons 2-0, (2-0) @ OC Legions of Doom 1-1, (0-1)
Fighting Ulrachers 1-1, (1-1) @ Sally Cunts 2-0, (2-0)
Non League
Galactic Empire 2-0, (2-0) @ Awesome Badasses 0-2, (0-2)
Slot of games to begin at 1PM Dee Nee time, 7:56 Swedish computer clock time:
BananaHammocks @ Poppydicks
Fighting Artichokes @ Rebel Alliance *
Pabst Blue Ribbons @ OC Legions of Doom
Fighting Ulrachers @ Sally Cunts *
Galactic Empire @ Awesome Badasses*
*YouTube televised games
Empire? Well, I'm fucked.
roster shake-ups are coming if the offense sputters again.
Free win for the BananaHammocks
I don't get it.
The Poopydicks suck, will never win a game. Heartless, the whole lot of them
Week 3 seems pretty exciting to me fellas.
I think the most interesting game for week 3 is the PBR-OC game. The PBR pitching has been doing well and is off to a good start, and the OC can put up runs in a hurry if they get hot.
Any game the Alliance plays in, I'm always interested to see how the pitching does. That still blows my mind in an awesome way that RePeat was able to land the same pitching staff I had last year. I think the Alliance's pitching will be too much for the Artichokes tonight.
Somebody is going to pick up their first win of the year---the Banana Hammocks or the Poopydicks. Hard to say really.
The Cunts at home to the Ulrachers will be fun to watch. Big game imo. Gooden on the bump. He dominated in his start last week, but that was last start. This league is truly like "Any Given Sunday".
In the AB-GE game, if Knight, Speir, and Teufel are quiet tonight, then that would be huge. Fernandomania on the bump!
(http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/FvQi8ig7.jpg)
New Hammocks Party Photos Leaked
Milwaukee (AP) - Early this morning, photos emerged showing photos of an inebriated Hammocks bull-pen, cavorting around with women much younger than their wives. To make matters worse, these photos were taken the night before the Hammock's heartbreaking loss to the Rebel Alliance, a game that can most certainly be blamed on the poor play by Dayley.
The Hammock's GM, affectionately known as "The Big Turd" called for desperate measures this week, and after putting Stanley and Dayley on probation, he decided to bring in a motivational speaker to inspire these guys to fuel their inner fires. The speaker was none other than Todd Quinlan, of whom the Hammock's ballpark is named after, and who the team's name was inspired by. Turd was quoted as saying "I can't tell you everything that was said by Mr. Quinlan, but I promise you that when he was through, I noticed an immediate change with the entire Hammocks team. Expect a better showing today vs. the Poopydicks."
As Turd said, the speech was private, but Turd did authorize the release of a short video clip from the presentation.
A link to the video can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj1EDNVQsgY
Awesome...
Quote from: Gantry on 03/07/10, 12:47:27 PM
Awesome...
Agreed!
Well done Turd, the link was not necessary though hahahaha. I closed that window down fast. Awesome pic btw!
Dude had some white upper thighs
funny.
also, man hands.
Week 3 complete and attached...
youtube games to come asap...
last two games...
The other two games are still loading....
FU@SC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg2mA2r96V4)
Another close game for the Rebels... they're really giving the league some great spectacles this year.
Lame. Way, way, way fucking lame.
FA@RA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQC2SCI2jY)
Quote from: Nacho on 03/07/10, 02:37:05 PM
Lame. Way, way, way fucking lame.
Those fucking pussies don't deserve to live. I hate them all. FUCK YOU CUNTS.
GE@AB (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDw585UgQ0)
>:(
I can't believe what I witnessed there in the last inning. It's going to be a quiet flight back home!!!
SPOILERS in PoopyDicks / BananaHammocks game
Running diary
Top 4th:
REALLY? Give up back-to-back hits to Sullivan and the pitcher?
REALLY? Going with a throw home to turn a DP instead of throwing to first? Inning should be over
AAAND after botching that play, they get a two run homer. FURIOUS GEORGE!
Bottom 4th:
Did you really just strike out?
IBB to Willie McGee, aka our best player
Back-to-back bases loaded singles by Gibby & Joyner, aka Ass-n-Titties
Canseco with a single, we're tied at 9!
Top 5th:
Big Daddy time, lets go!
Seriously BH, you start Sullivan?
DID SULLIVAN JUST GET ANOTHER FKN HIT OFF ME?!?!?!?!
Bergman in, think BH is out of starters.
DP by Bergman, HUGE!
Bottom 5th:
I was wrong, Titor is in
Single Brett, the streak contniues
Single Gagne, I can't belive we start that fuck
Line out DP by the pitcher, nice fkn base running jagoffs
Top 6th:
We have the worst fielding team ever, 2b off an easy groundout
Dawson just crushed one, pitch around him!
Way to get thrown out legging out a triple Hernandez, you fkn moron
Bottom 6th:
McGee with the triple, EASILY our best player.
Gibby & Joyner with two cheap hits, they are the worst but it's tied
Weak groundout Canseco, nice 1st pick
DeCinces struck out? I think he has two now. YOU FUCK
Brett struck out, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Top 7th:
It's like our infield runs away from ground balls
Hah, DP when BH runner tried to tag up. Moron
Phil Garner is killing us, GET HIM OUT!!
Strikeout! POOYAN Big Daddy!!
Bottom 7th:
I hate our 7-8-9, no confidence in them
Gagne another single, Bush comes in
Single Bush, FUGLY TIME
FUGLY DOES IT AGAIN, RBI double! Simply the best...
Gibby pops out off a TERRIBLE swing
Joyner groundout, seriously fuck those two
12-11 poopydicks
Top 8th:
It's now 12-12 after a grounder to first, joyner decides to throw to an empty base
Only a single for Dawson, phew
1st and 3rd, grich up 2 outs, huge AB
DEEP Flyout to center, pooyan!
Bottom 8th:
Single Canseco, can our team hit a homer?
If you strike out again Decinces, I'm raping your entire family
DOUBLE PLAY, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Brett with a double, lets get a lead!
HOMER BOONE, HUGE!!!!!!
Dee-Nee Larkin for Gagne, interesting sub
Top 9th:
Seitzer in at #8, no more sullivan
Sietzer 450 foot foul ball
"run away from the grounder" double
Davidson in for the pitcher, COME ON
"run away from the grounder" triple - fuck!
Senor Smoke in
Flyout to LF and he threw to 2nd when NOBODY WAS THERE, runner tags up and game tied
Bottom 9th:
COME ON!
Pitcher has to bat, sucks
Fugly single, the best
Ass-n-Titties time
Gibby groundout, sack
Joyner weak flyout, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
14-14
Top 10th:
Dawson up, uh oh
SENOR SMOKE STRIKES HIM OUT! Holy fuckballs
Hernandez single
2 outs grich up, single
Santana coming in...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Santana double, FUCK ME!
Pitcher out
15-14 BH
Bottom 10th:
Canseco double, COME ON!
DeCinces having the worst game ever....
Single DeCinces, tie game!!
Come on Brett, one hit!
YES!!!
Ha! Awesomeness unmatched there Gantry.
PBR 3-0? WOW!
I'm still pissed about our epic collapse. Holy shit did it look like I was easily on my way to going 3-0 >:(
I love Fernandomania...he pitched his heart out. Sutclf is a piece of shit.
It was fun to do but the game goes too fast to say much of anything...
I request the following lineup change - please play Willie McGee at every position but #4, we'll leave Canseco there. Cut the rest of the team, and assassinate Ass-n-Titties for crimes against humanity.
Willie McGee will also take all 4 pitching and pinch hit spots.
PBR has heart and determination
You must have Bob Brenly on your team
Also, about the Alliance, Lmbrdz in particular. THE DUDE IS AN ENIGMA!!!!
Seriously, the guy rakes and gets clutch hits time after time---his attributes in the ROM are misleading or something. I don't get how a dude with a 31 contact rating and a 789 power rating is able to hit like he does.
And Jeff Leonard took a shit today from the leadoff spot. I can't believe we couldn't score a run after the 6th inning. Shit, we were up 15-6 after six and 15-7 in the ninth or something. Donny Baseball has called for a players only meeting. Crisis going on at the Imperial Center. Those fucks better figure shit out in a hurry. I won't accept these kinds of collapses.
Holy fuck that game was crazy.
I need to see the stats... every time I say "Ok, Ripken is bumped down the fucking lineup" he manages to do just enough to get back into my good graces (or Knight fucks up and gets out of them)
Quote from: Dårky on 03/07/10, 03:07:09 PM
FA@RA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQC2SCI2jY)
uh darky, that is NOT a RBI game.
i prefer not to lose. what was the score?
Quote from: Tornado Bird: Terminated on 03/07/10, 06:12:43 PM
Quote from: Dårky on 03/07/10, 03:07:09 PM
FA@RA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQC2SCI2jY)
uh darky, that is NOT a RBI game.
WTF happened? Gantry used his interwebs power. LMAO, Gantry apparently enjoys the Ark!
Sorry, that was not intentional in case I screwed up. Here is the real deal and I had no idea that the link was changed---damn Gantry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAxFsnxx3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAxFsnxx3I)
un-clutch motherfuckers! Clark has been a bag of turds this season.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/07/10, 05:53:54 PM
You must have Bob Brenly on your team
hitting clean up, no less
PBR has the Look?
Holy shit, not too many superstars on that team, but they're a collection of gritty ballers! I was a bit surprised to see them keep up with the OC Legions....
Sally Cunts are in shambles... :D
Banana Hammocks=PBR 09
Quote from: Dårky on 03/07/10, 08:10:04 PM
Sally Cunts are in shambles... :D
They have the same record as the Empire...
Quote from: Re-Peat on 03/07/10, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: Dårky on 03/07/10, 08:10:04 PM
Sally Cunts are in shambles... :D
They have the same record as the Empire...
And since our game only lasted two innings, we'll be well rested for next week, whereas your team is coming off a heartbreaking loss...
:'(
That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/08/10, 07:49:20 AM
That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.
Seriously. I think he was ahead in the count 90% of the time, then would just lay a gift down the middle. So pissed.
Poopydicks are clearly on the rise to dominance imo
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/08/10, 07:49:20 AM
That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.
So in other words, this was the even year Saberhagen...
Well done there Barton.
Boxscores and recaps will come later today----at least 3 of them. If they are not all done today, then the remaining two will come tomorrow morning dee nee time.
Week 4 will take place tomorrow as well. Moving along here folks.
I gotta admit, this is much more fun than I thought it would be. I didn't really watch many games last time, nothing beats screaming at a computer screen when Doug DeCinces strikes out. great work Darky...
Quote from: Dårky on 03/08/10, 10:42:41 AM
Week 4 will take place tomorrow as well. Moving along here folks.
Hot dog, this sucker is flying by. Those luxury suites will be built before i know it.
I'll try and get a line-up change to ya tonight darky. Gotta light a fire under some asses. Productions has been shitty.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/08/10, 10:49:59 AM
I gotta admit, this is much more fun than I thought it would be. I didn't really watch many games last time, nothing beats screaming at a computer screen when Doug DeCinces strikes out. great work Darky...
I've been watching all the games this season, too, and it's been quite enjoyable (even though my team has a tendency to collapse in the late innings).
Quote from: Barton on 03/08/10, 10:40:45 AM
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/08/10, 07:49:20 AM
That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.
So in other words, this was the even year Saberhagen...
Ha.
I almost referred to that in the texts last night, but I wasn't 100% sure you'd understand it.
Color me surprised.
I can never remember which years were good and which were bad
BREAKING NEWS!
SAN LUIS OBISPO (AP) - The OC Legions of Doom have announced the firing and evisceration of manager Seymour Butz in the wake of a disappointing 1-2 start to the season. The decision came after a disastrous ninth-inning meltdown against the Pabst Blue Ribbons in which Butz left a visibly tired Mike Witt in the game until the tying run came to the plate and, in his capacity as third base coach, sent yet another OC Legions runner to be cut down at home plate.
"It's not just one thing - it's the culmination of a lot of things," stated OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster. "Yeah, there was the debacle today, but Seymour's been pretty erratic all season, and I wonder if there were maybe some mental health issues involved. To be honest, the bemused look on his face as his guts spilled out really reinforced to me that we made the right decision."
The loss, coupled with the firing of third base coach Hugh G. Rection following week 1, leaves the OC Legions shorthanded in the coaching department. Mike Hunt, manager of the AAA Hell (MI) Saints, has been named interim manager, bringing along fellow Saints coach Al Caholic to coach third base. It is unclear who will replace Hunt and Caholic on the Saints' staff, although sources say that OC Legions talent scouts have been making inquiries to a Springfield watering hole regarding the availability of several candidates.
Butz was not popular with his players, and the announcement was greeted with a smattering of applause in the OC Legions' clubhouse. Cleanup hitter Brian Downing said afterward that he was not a fan of the manager's hard-nosed style or his strategic decisions, although he praised Butz's entrails as "delicious".
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/08/10, 01:23:41 PM
I can never remember which years were good and which were bad
Well, he was good this year, of the game.
Poopydicks capture first win in extra innings
Phoenix (AP) - D.Hndrsn made an errant throw to P.Garner at 3rd base in the bottom of the 10th inning which allowed D.Dcincs to advance and score the winning run that sent the crowd at the Turd Bowl into a wild delirium.
Down 14-12 in the top of the 9th and seeking their first win, the Banana Hammocks scored 2 runs courtesy of clutch hits off the bench by Seitzr and Dvdsn to tie up the tight Dove RBI divisional game 14-14. Dayley pitched a scoreless 9th to send the game into extra innings.
In the top of the 10th, Sntna came off the bench to hit a RBI double and the Banana Hammocks took a scarce one run lead into the bottom half of the inning.
Canseco led off the inning with a double, Dcincs smacked him in with a RBI double to tie up the contest. G.Brett then lined a screaming single to left field and D.Hndrsn attempted to throw out Dcincs at third base. Unfortunately, Hndrsn's throw was nowhere near 3rd baseman Garner and Dcincs scored easily to end the game. Owners Gantry and McLance joined the celebration at home plate, and rookie owner Turd looked dejected in the dugout as he failed to register his first win in the FRBI League.
Banana Hammocks 0-3, (0-3)
Poopydicks 1-2, (1-1)
Awesome Badasses overcome 8 run deficit in the 9th, Ripken delivers walkoff shot in the 10th to complete Empire collapse and capture first win
Oklahoma City (AP) - The Galactic Empire appeared to be on their way to opening up the season 3-0 as the defending champions took a 15-7 lead into the 9th. The Awesome Badasses had other ideas. The Badasses scored 8 runs in the bottom of the 9th to even the non league contest 15-15, and won it in the tenth with a walkoff shot by Ripken to dead center.
Down 15-7 in the bottom of the ninth, the Awesome Badasses woke up and exploded for 8 runs, five of those runs came with two outs. R.Gedman hit an inside the park homerun courtesy of a glitch when the ball was stuck in the fence. The glitch gave the Badasses all the momentum they needed going into the 10th inning.
In the 10th, JoFranco tossed his second scoreless inning in relief, and Ripken led off the bottom of the 10th with a blast over dead center to end the game.
The Empire scored zero runs after the 6th inning and were outscored 9-0 in that span. The Badass bullpen delivered and were instrumental in the victory as AlecTrevylan has his first victory of the year and first victory of over the juggernaut Empire.
"Painful loss...just absolutely painful to lose that way after we dominated the first eight innings. Our guys lacked the killer instinct today and this is unacceptable and an embarrassment to our winning program. We'll move on and learn from this. We fully expect to take out our frustrations next game against the Artichokes", said Darkside to swarming group of reporters.
Galactic Empire 2-1, (2-0)
Awesome Badasses 1-2, (0-2)
Solid work Beef....awesome stuff had me rolling.
Well, as I have said countless times...
Rich Gedman, Destroyer of Dreams
Pabst Blue Ribbons outscore OC Legions of Doom 11-1 in final three innings, remain undefeated and win FRBI record 6th straight
Sioux Falls (AP) - With the Gantry Divisional game tied up at 14 after 7 innings on a cold and windy day at Sioux Falls Stadium, the Pabst Blue Ribbons bullpen took over. The PBR bullpen held the OC scoreless in the final two innings while the offense scored 5 of McDowl in the 8th and added an insurance run in the 9th to start the season 3-0 with a 20-14 win.
The PBR victory is now their sixth straight dating back to week 20 of last season. It is the longest known winning streak in the history of the FRBI League.
C.Lemon spearheaded the Blue Ribbon attack. The OF hit for the cycle, registered 6 hits, crossed the plate 4 times, and drove in 5 runners B.Brenly went 5-7 with 3 RBI and D.Baylor hit a pair of shots and added 5 RBI.
Kerfld pitched the final two innings and was sharp out of the pen as he allowed only 3 hits and no runs.
The OC, who were picked by many to contend for the title, are off to a 1-2 start and have fired 2 coaches so far with their dismal start. "It's not just one thing - it's the culmination of a lot of things," stated OC Legions co-chairman BeefMaster. TBG was unavailable for comment.
PBR 3-0, (3-0)
OC Legions of Doom 1-2, (0-2)
Armas and E.Davis lift Rebel Alliance past Fighting Artichokes
Madison (AP) - T.Armas hit a mammoth 3 run homerun to put up the Alliance 14-13 in the bottom of the 8th inning. A few batters later, Lmbrdz belted a RBI double to give the Alliance a 15-13 lead going into the top of the ninth. That was enough for Schrld to work with as he came out of the bullpen and slammed the door on the Fighting Artichokes as he got J.Clark to fly out with runners on first and second with two outs.
Morris and Cox pitched brilliantly as they combined to only give up 8 runs in 7 innings of quality work. Offensively, E.Davis and T.Armas blasted a pair of shots and accounted for 9 RBI's while under the radar player Lmbrdz collected three hits and knocked in three runners in crucial situations.
The Rebel Alliance move into a first place tie with the Galactic Empire in the Dove RBI Division. The Empire has either been in sole possession of first place or in a tie in the Dove RBI division for 25 straight weeks. A record which the Rebel Alliance hopes to snap and end the current reign of dominance that the Empire has going in the Dove RBI division.
Fighting Artichokes 1-2, (0-2)
Rebel Alliance 2-1, (2-1)
Fighting Ulrachers quickly mercy rule Sally Cunts
Minneapolis (AP) - Some fans arrived casually late at a blistering cold Fidel Reagan Freedom Gulag Stadium. Before they could even take their seats, the Gantry Divisional game was all but over.
The Ulrachers torched Sbrhgn for 10 runs in the first two innings and Gooden shutout the Sally Cunts as the Ulrachers quickly mercy ruled the Cunts 10-0 in two innings. The shutout is the first time time ever that the Sally Cunts have not scored a run in any game and their quickest defeat.
D.Evans, Whitkr, and Hendrk all homered and drove in three runs a piece to lead the Ulrachers offensively. Doc Gooden only allowed 2 hits, zero runs, faced only 8 batters, and won his second consecutive start.
Fighting Ulrachers 2-1, (2-1)
Sally Cunts 2-1, (1-1)
Thank goodness for the Banana Hammocks.