FRBI VI Week 3

[Gantry]

SPOILERS in PoopyDicks / BananaHammocks game

Running diary

Top 4th:

REALLY?  Give up back-to-back hits to Sullivan and the pitcher?
REALLY?  Going with a throw home to turn a DP instead of throwing to first?  Inning should be over
AAAND after botching that play, they get a two run homer.  FURIOUS GEORGE!

Bottom 4th:

Did you really just strike out?
IBB to Willie McGee, aka our best player
Back-to-back bases loaded singles by Gibby & Joyner, aka Ass-n-Titties
Canseco with a single, we're tied at 9!

Top 5th:

Big Daddy time, lets go!
Seriously BH, you start Sullivan?
DID SULLIVAN JUST GET ANOTHER FKN HIT OFF ME?!?!?!?!
Bergman in, think BH is out of starters.
DP by Bergman, HUGE!

Bottom 5th:

I was wrong, Titor is in
Single Brett, the streak contniues
Single Gagne, I can't belive we start that fuck
Line out DP by the pitcher, nice fkn base running jagoffs

Top 6th:

We have the worst fielding team ever, 2b off an easy groundout
Dawson just crushed one, pitch around him!
Way to get thrown out legging out a triple Hernandez, you fkn moron

Bottom 6th:

McGee with the triple, EASILY our best player. 
Gibby & Joyner with two cheap hits, they are the worst but it's tied
Weak groundout Canseco, nice 1st pick
DeCinces struck out?   I think he has two now.  YOU FUCK
Brett struck out, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Top 7th:

It's like our infield runs away from ground balls
Hah, DP when BH runner tried to tag up.  Moron
Phil Garner is killing us, GET HIM OUT!!
Strikeout!  POOYAN Big Daddy!!

Bottom 7th:

I hate our 7-8-9, no confidence in them
Gagne another single, Bush comes in
Single Bush, FUGLY TIME
FUGLY DOES IT AGAIN, RBI double!  Simply the best...
Gibby pops out off a TERRIBLE swing
Joyner groundout, seriously fuck those two

12-11 poopydicks

Top 8th:

It's now 12-12 after a grounder to first, joyner decides to throw to an empty base
Only a single for Dawson, phew
1st and 3rd, grich up 2 outs, huge AB
DEEP Flyout to center, pooyan!

Bottom 8th:

Single Canseco, can our team hit a homer?
If you strike out again Decinces, I'm raping your entire family
DOUBLE PLAY, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Brett with a double, lets get a lead!
HOMER BOONE,  HUGE!!!!!!
Dee-Nee Larkin for Gagne, interesting sub

Top 9th:

Seitzer in at #8, no more sullivan
Sietzer 450 foot foul ball
"run away from the grounder" double
Davidson in for the pitcher, COME ON
"run away from the grounder" triple - fuck!
Senor Smoke in
Flyout to LF and he threw to 2nd when NOBODY WAS THERE, runner tags up and game tied

Bottom 9th:

COME ON!
Pitcher has to bat, sucks
Fugly single, the best
Ass-n-Titties time
Gibby groundout, sack
Joyner weak flyout, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

14-14

Top 10th:

Dawson up, uh oh
SENOR SMOKE STRIKES HIM OUT!  Holy fuckballs
Hernandez single
2 outs grich up, single
Santana coming in...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Santana double, FUCK ME!
Pitcher out

15-14 BH

Bottom 10th:

Canseco double, COME ON!
DeCinces having the worst game ever....
Single DeCinces, tie game!!
Come on Brett, one hit!

YES!!!

[Darky]

Ha! Awesomeness unmatched there Gantry.

PBR 3-0? WOW!

I'm still pissed about our epic collapse. Holy shit did it look like I was easily on my way to going 3-0

I love Fernandomania...he pitched his heart out. Sutclf is a piece of shit.

[Gantry]

It was fun to do but the game goes too fast to say much of anything...

I request the following lineup change - please play Willie McGee at every position but #4, we'll leave Canseco there.  Cut the rest of the team, and assassinate Ass-n-Titties for crimes against humanity. 

Willie McGee will also take all 4 pitching and pinch hit spots. 

[ryno]

PBR has heart and determination

[Gantry]

You must have Bob Brenly on your team

[Darky]

Also, about the Alliance, Lmbrdz in particular. THE DUDE IS AN ENIGMA!!!!

Seriously, the guy rakes and gets clutch hits time after time---his attributes in the ROM are misleading or something. I don't get how a dude with a 31 contact rating and a 789 power rating is able to hit like he does.


And Jeff Leonard took a shit today from the leadoff spot. I can't believe we couldn't score a run after the 6th inning. Shit, we were up 15-6 after six and 15-7 in the ninth or something. Donny Baseball has called for a players only meeting. Crisis going on at the Imperial Center. Those fucks better figure shit out in a hurry. I won't accept these kinds of collapses.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Holy fuck that game was crazy.

I need to see the stats... every time I say "Ok, Ripken is bumped down the fucking lineup" he manages to do just enough to get back into my good graces (or Knight fucks up and gets out of them)

[TbT]

uh darky, that is NOT a RBI game.

[TβG]

i prefer not to lose.  what was the score?

[Darky]

uh darky, that is NOT a RBI game.

WTF happened? Gantry used his interwebs power. LMAO, Gantry apparently enjoys the Ark!

Sorry, that was not intentional in case I screwed up. Here is the real deal and I had no idea that the link was changed---damn Gantry.

[TbT]

un-clutch motherfuckers!  Clark has been a bag of turds this season. 

[ryno]

You must have Bob Brenly on your team

hitting clean up, no less

[Darky]

PBR has the Look?

Holy shit, not too many superstars on that team, but they're a collection of gritty ballers! I was a bit surprised to see them keep up with the OC Legions....

Sally Cunts are in shambles...

Banana Hammocks=PBR 09

[Re-Peat]

Sally Cunts are in shambles...

They have the same record as the Empire... 

[Nacho]

Sally Cunts are in shambles...

They have the same record as the Empire... 

And since our game only lasted two innings, we'll be well rested for next week, whereas your team is coming off a heartbreaking loss...

[Darky]

 

[ultimate7]

That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.

[Mike D.]

That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.

Seriously.  I think he was ahead in the count 90% of the time, then would just lay a gift down the middle.  So pissed.

[Gantry]

Poopydicks are clearly on the rise to dominance imo

[Barton]

That was the bad Saberhagen, he has some games where he decides to get a head 0-2 and then throw pitches right down the middle.

So in other words, this was the even year Saberhagen...