FRBI VI Week 3

[Darky]

You'll need to download the ROM attached. I juggled my bench, so throw out the FRBI VI I ROM that was released in week 1, and use this one for week 3 and all other odd numbered weeks in order for it to work properly...until there is another change.


Today's games:


Dove RBI Division

BananaHammocks 0-2, (0-2) @ Poopydicks 0-2, (0-1)
Fighting Artichokes 1-1, (1-1) @ Rebel Alliance 1-1, (1-1)


Gantry Division

Pabst Blue Ribbons 2-0, (2-0) @ OC Legions of Doom 1-1, (0-1)
Fighting Ulrachers 1-1, (1-1) @ Sally Cunts 2-0, (2-0)


Non League

Galactic Empire 2-0, (2-0) @ Awesome Badasses 0-2, (0-2)



Slot of games to begin at 1PM Dee Nee time, 7:56 Swedish computer clock time:

BananaHammocks @ Poppydicks
Fighting Artichokes @ Rebel Alliance *
Pabst Blue Ribbons @ OC Legions of Doom
Fighting Ulrachers @ Sally Cunts *
Galactic Empire @ Awesome Badasses*

*YouTube televised games

[AlecTrevylan006]

Empire? Well, I'm fucked.

[TbT]

roster shake-ups are coming if the offense sputters again. 

[Gantry]

Free win for the BananaHammocks

[Turd]

I don't get it.

[Gantry]

The Poopydicks suck, will never win a game.  Heartless, the whole lot of them

[Darky]

Week 3 seems pretty exciting to me fellas.

I think the most interesting game for week 3 is the PBR-OC game. The PBR pitching has been doing well and is off to a good start, and the OC can put up runs in a hurry if they get hot.

Any game the Alliance plays in, I'm always interested to see how the pitching does. That still blows my mind in an awesome way that RePeat was able to land the same pitching staff I had last year. I think the Alliance's pitching will be too much for the Artichokes tonight.

Somebody is going to pick up their first win of the year---the Banana Hammocks or the Poopydicks. Hard to say really.

The Cunts at home to the Ulrachers will be fun to watch. Big game imo. Gooden on the bump. He dominated in his start last week, but that was last start. This league is truly like "Any Given Sunday".

In the AB-GE game, if Knight, Speir, and Teufel are quiet tonight, then that would be huge. Fernandomania on the bump!

[Turd]

New Hammocks Party Photos Leaked

Milwaukee (AP) - Early this morning, photos emerged showing photos of an inebriated Hammocks bull-pen, cavorting around with women much younger than their wives.  To make matters worse, these photos were taken the night before the Hammock's heartbreaking loss to the Rebel Alliance, a game that can most certainly be blamed on the poor play by Dayley.  

The Hammock's GM, affectionately known as "The Big Turd" called for desperate measures this week, and after putting Stanley and Dayley on probation, he decided to bring in a motivational speaker to inspire these guys to fuel their inner fires.   The speaker was none other than Todd Quinlan, of whom the Hammock's ballpark is named after, and who the team's name was inspired by.  Turd was quoted as saying "I can't tell you everything that was said by Mr. Quinlan, but I promise you that when he was through, I noticed an immediate change with the entire Hammocks team.  Expect a better showing today vs. the Poopydicks."

As Turd said, the speech was private, but Turd did authorize the release of a short video clip from the presentation.  

A link to the video can be found here:

[Gantry]

Awesome...

[Darky]

Awesome...

Agreed!

Well done Turd, the link was not necessary though hahahaha. I closed that window down fast. Awesome pic btw!

[Gantry]

Dude had some white upper thighs

[TβG]

funny.

also, man hands.

[Darky]

Week 3 complete and attached...

youtube games to come asap...

[Darky]

last two games...

[Darky]

The other two games are still loading....

[Re-Peat]

Another close game for the Rebels...  they're really giving the league some great spectacles this year.

[Nacho]

Lame.  Way, way, way fucking lame.

[Darky]

[Mike D.]

Lame.  Way, way, way fucking lame.

Those fucking pussies don't deserve to live.  I hate them all.  FUCK YOU CUNTS.

[Darky]

I can't believe what I witnessed there in the last inning. It's going to be a quiet flight back home!!!