Best of 7.
The Poopydicks have elected to have home field advantage.
Ryno, do you want home or away field advantage?
Also, you all need to tell me who is starting on the bump for game one and the order of your RP's. If you have any lineup changes, you know the drill.
As soon as this info is complete, we'll start. If more than one day goes by, I'll just assume the opening day pitching rotation and the RP order you had in the last game played---same for the lineups.
Dove RBI Division
Banana Hammocks 9-13, (5-7) @ Poopydicks 12-10, (7-5)
Gantry Division
Fighting Ulrachers 12-10, (7-5) vs Pabst Blue Ribbons 12-10, (8-4)
bump.
Pitching rotation please.
Don't make me start mailing you here or on Facebook...
i think we'd like witt to start. lineup should be same. and we want to win it all. thanks.
Quote from: TβG on 06/02/10, 04:28:17 PM
i think we'd like witt to start. lineup should be same. and we want to win it all. thanks.
Do you want home or away advantage when you face the winner of the PBR-Ulracher series?
Flip my releivers pleas. Tudor to start
home. . .. . . flip thompson and lopes in the batting order
Quote from: ryno on 06/02/10, 05:50:53 PM
home. . .. . . flip thompson and lopes in the batting order
pitching order please...
no change
I want everything the same
Gantry and McLane, please give me your pitching rotation.
Game 1 will take place on Friday. I'm out for today. Got a ball game.
Game 1 to begin at 12:45 Svensk tid, 5:46 am dee nee time. Both games will be youtube'd.
Dove RBI Divisional Playoffs
Banana Hammocks 9-13, (5-7) @ Poopydicks 12-10, (7-5)
Gantry Divisional Playoffs
Fighting Ulrachers 12-10, (7-5) @ Pabst Blue Ribbons 12-10, (8-4)
Game 1 in the books.
Banana Hammocks @ Poopydicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnmftr3jPRs)
Fighting Ulrachers @ Pabst Blue Ribbons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkCJY2RM0tE)
go poopydicks!
UGLY fkn start but the Poopydicks did what they had to
My big hitters just weren't able to take it the extra distance...couple of homers dropped just short...
Banana Hammocks unable to keep up with Poopydicks
Phoenix (AP) - The Poopydicks got great pitching and a huge performance from W.McGee to capture game one of the Dove RBI Divisional playoffs.
W.McGee hit 2 homeruns from the leadoff spot and collected 4 hits and 3 RBI to jumpstart the offense. Canseco had a productive day as he hit a mammoth shot and drove in 3 runners as well as crossing plate 3 times, and R.Sandberg had a pinch hit double and drove in 2 runners. Bid Daddy pitched brilliantly in long relief. Reushl only allowed 3 earned runs off 10 hits in 5 innings of long relief as he picked up the win.
The Banana Hammocks hit into 3 double plays and had a runner thrown at on a first to third situation. Those rally killers very well contributed to their defeat. The lack of team speed has been an achillies heel for the Hammocks all year.
Banana Hammocks 9-14
Poopydicks 13-10
Poopydicks lead 1-0
Fighting Ulrachers mercy rule Blue Ribbons in six
Arkansas (AP) - With Doc Gooden on the mound, the Fighting Ulrachers seemed confident and relaxed with some swagger before the start of game one of the Gantry Divisional playoffs.
The Ulrachers jumped all over Sutton and Blyvn as they pounded the Blue Ribbon pitching staff for 19 runs in six innings and went on to an easy game 1 mercy rule victory.
D.Evans blasted 3 shots and Guerro hit a pair of homeruns to lead the Ulracher offense. The two players combined to go 9-9 with 12 RBI and 8 runs scored. On the bump, Gooden was back in his dominant playoff form as he pitched all 6 innings and only allowed 6 runs off 9 hits.
Fighting Ulrachers 13-10
Pabst Blue Ribbons 12-11
Fighting Ulrachers lead 1-0
How awful was the Doverbi division? A 9-13 team made the playoffs?
Quote from: ultimate7 on 06/06/10, 02:42:05 PM
How awful was the Doverbi division? A 9-13 team made the playoffs?
It was pretty bad. Lots of new wavers in that division. RePeat/Barton are not that experienced, and RePeat's little draft strategy backfired on him. TBT's vision of having a speedy team didn't work out---and having N.Ryan on your staff...plus it was his real first year in the league---from the draft to the last game. Then there was Turd---rookie. He made the playoffs, but his team scares nobody. I think his team had the most outs on the basepaths and is either one or two in double plays hit into---along with the OC.
The Poopydicks were decent. McLane and Gantry have a little experience, but their organization is no match for the resources and winning standards that the Empire has.
Game 2 will begin at 4:01 dee nee time---11 pm Svensk tid. Both will be televised.
Game 2 in the books...youtube game coming.
BH@PD Game 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGwS0O4F35k)
FU@PBR Game 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyn4wkbuJBE)
fkn PBR is just glad to be there. . . .
nice work taking the first 2 on the road
Fighting Ulrachers annihilate Blue Ribbons, take commanding 2-0 lead
Arkansas (AP) - The Fighting Ulrachers jumped out to a 7-0 lead and poured it on down the stretch as they won 22-11 in dominating fashion.
DaEvans continues to torment the Blue Ribbon pitching staff. DaEvans went 5-6 with two home runs and 4 RBI. DaEvans is 10-11 with 5 home runs and 10 RBI in the series so far. Also swinging a hot bat is Guerro. The lead off hitter is 9-10 with 4 doubles, 3 home runs, and 10 RBI so far in the two games. The Ulracher offense has stepped it up in the playoffs so far and have shown their early season form.
Many observers are not counting the Blue Ribbons out since they have shown the ability to respond all year when their backs were to the wall.
The series will move over to Chicago at Soldier Field for game 3.
Fighting Ulrachers 14-10
Pabst Blue Ribbons 12-12
Ulrachers lead 2-0
Poopydicks too much for Banana Hammocks, cruise to game 2 victory
Phoenix (AP) - The Poopydicks responded to a 4th inning 7-5 deficit by scoring 6 runs in the 4th and added another 2 runs in the 5th to go up 13-7. The Poopydicks then went into cruise control and it was enough to take a 2-0 series lead over the first year Hammocks.
The majority of the scoring was done in the first 5 innings, both bullpens did their jobs on a hot blistery day at the Turd Bowl in Phoenix. Krukow allowed only 3 runs in 4.33 innings pitched, and picked up the win as well as striking out a couple of hitters in key situations.
W.Joyner and K.Gibson both hit a pair of shots and Canseco added one himself to lead the Poopydick offense. Also, Gagne went 4-5 with 2 RBI's from the eight hole and W.McGee continues to swing the hot bat as he smacked 3 doubles.
The series will move over to Milwaukee for game 3. Many observers don't expect the Hammocks to put up much of a fight since they appear to be happy just making the playoffs.
Banana Hammocks 9-15
Poopydicks 14-10
Poopydicks lead the series 2-0
Game to three to start within 10 minutes. Unfortunately, I will not have time to youtube the games---taking off to Stockholm in an hour. So if you don't have the Virtualnes, then that is not my problem.
I'll be back on Wednesday....
Game 3 in the books...
I scrolled down and saw the results of game two about an inning into watching - fortunately a couple minutes later Darky posted game 3. Thanks a ton for all the hard work Darky, you make the work day much more enjoyable...
ugh...
total suckage
Fighting Ulrachers mercy rule Pabst Blue Ribbons, take commanding 3-0 series lead
Chicago (AP) - The Fighting Ulrachers continue their post season domination over the Blue Ribbons as they quickly mercy ruled them 15-5 to take game three and a 3-0 series lead.
The top of the lineup for the Ulrachers continue to produce with their hot bats and have been a huge difference so far in the series. The Ulrachers have outscored the Blue Ribbons 56-22 in the three games so far, a surprise to many observers. The Ulrachers are on the verge of sweeping the Blue Ribbons and appear to have the post-season Look.
The usually solid pitching for the Pabst Blue Ribbons has disappeared in the post season. The heart of the team will need to regain their season form if they are to overcome a 0-3 series deficit.
Pabst Blue Ribbons 12-13
Fighting Ulrachers 15-10
Ulrachers lead 3-0
Banana Hammocks bounce back, mercy rule Poopydicks
Milwaukee (AP) - A.Dawson's huge day inspired the Banana Hammocks to a game three mercy rule victory in six innings.
A.Dawson went 4-4 with two gargantuan shots and 5 RBI to help lead the way. Also, R.Clemens, went 2-2 with a triple and 2 RBI from the 9-hole as he sustained rallies. The Banana Hammocks outhit the visiting Poopydicks 21-9. Tudor and Clemens pitched effectively as they limited the Poopydicks.
Back at home, the Banana Hammocks played inspired baseball in front of their energetic home crowd and will need another similar effort at home to defeat the favorites Poopydicks.
Poopydicks 14-11
Banana Hammocks 10-15
Poopydicks lead the series 2-1
Game 4 will take place at 3:00 pm dee nee time. Both games will go youtube...
Game 4 in the books...youtube'd games to come eventually.
PD@BH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAEpkl0byyA)
PBR@FU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctvcrb9EJxA)
POOPYDICKS!!!!
Conflatulations, PoopyDicks...the better team won the series...
Quote from: Turd on 06/10/10, 08:36:34 PM
Conflatulations, PoopyDicks...the better team won the series...
It's only 3-1 Turd. Best of seven. No need to concede defeat just yet. Besides, the Poopydicks, should they win the series, will have to take on the Empire next---PAIN!!!
Oh, for some reason I was thinking first round was best of 5. My bad, just bein' a good sport...
3-1 series deficits for both the Hammocks and Blue Ribbons. I don't see a comeback...
Pabst Blue Ribbons avoid sweep
Chicago (AP) - On the verge of being swept and with their backs to the wall, the Pabst Blue Ribbons responded in Blue Ribbon fashion by defeating the Ulrachers 22-19 at Soldier Field.
K.Hrbek led the way by going a perfect 6-6 at the plate with a HR an 3 doubles. He drove in 4 runners as well. Baylor and Lemon also were torching the ball as they combined to go 10-12 at the plate and combined for 8 runs. The no name offense finally woke up when they were needed most, as has been the case all year. The Blue Ribbons hit 7 homeruns as a team.
With the Ulrachers holding a slim 13-12 lead in the top of the 8th, the Blue Ribbons went on a 10-6 run in the final two innings to get their first win of the series.
Pabst Blue Ribbons 13-13
Fighting Ulrachers 15-11
Ulrachers lead the series 3-1
Poopydicks cruise to victory, take 3-1 series lead
Milwaukee (AP) - Like a cat torturing a mouse on the cusp of death but not killing it, so are the Poopydicks doing to the Banana Hammocks. The Poopydicks had an easy time as they defeated the Hammocks 16-9 and now are one game away from moving on to the Dove RBI LCS.
R.Reushl went the distance as he limited the Hammocks to only 9 runs and K.Gibson led the way on offense with two HR's and 4 RBI.
The Poopydicks jumped out to a 11-2 lead after three innings and went on cruise control from there, seemingly doing enough or not enough to allow the Hammocks and the game to go the full nine innings.
The Hammocks will need a huge effort from Tudor and their offense tonight if they wish to stay alive. The Hammocks have looked outmatched and outhustled in the series so far.
Poopydicks 15-11
Banana Hammocks 10-16
Poopydicks lead the series 3-1
Game 5 will take place at 3:00 pm dee nee time.
Poopydicks need to take care of business here
Quote from: Gantry on 06/14/10, 01:02:57 PM
Poopydicks need to take care of business here
Please do, would be less work for me. And don't be afraid to mercy rule for once. If you guys lose this game, then I'll be rooting for the Hammocks.
Game 5 will start at 3:30...was eating and watching the soccer game---kinda forgot.
3:40 gametime...got caught up in a thread in anything goes...
Youtube games to come in about an hour...
Game 5 in the books....
Pabst Blue Ribbons at Fighting Cutlers, Game 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wqY_s2P1iM)
Poopydicks @ Banana Hammocks, Game 5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6cxuJjTmk)
There will be a game 6 for all teams involved. Wow!
Game 6 will take place tomorrow btw...
great commentary / play by play provided by Darky.
Ugh
Pabst Blue Ribbons mercy rule Fighting Ulrachers, gain momentum
Chicago (AP) - Don Baylor had an epic night and carried the Blue Ribbons to a 16-4 mercy rue victory in 7 innings to tighten up the series at 3-2.
D.Baylor's incredible performance featured 3 HR's, 5 hits in 5 at-bats, 8 RBI, and 4 runs scored. He was hitting pitcher's pitches and his pitches---basically anything near the strike zone. The Blue Ribbons got great pitching as well. Sutton and Bylven combined to only give up 4 runs in 7 innings. With their backs to the wall, the Pabst Blue Ribbons seem to be playing inspired baseball as they have done all year when the odds were stacked against them.
The Ulrachers appeared flat in front of a very angry crowd at Soldier Field. Mike Martz threw out the first pitch and garnered the biggest cheers of the day.
The series will move back to Arkansas at Razorback Stadium tonight for game 6.
Pabst Blue Ribbons 14-13
Fighting Ulrachers 15-12
Ulrachers lead the series 3-2
Banana Hammocks stay alive, cruise to game 5 victory
Milwaukee (AP) - Stinky Sullivan and D.Hendrsn each hit a pair of shots while R.Clemens pitched extremely well in long relief to lead the Hammocks to a 17-13 game 5 victory.
Counted out by advanced scouts and the media, the Banana Hammocks used that as motivation as they came out and played sound baseball in front of their boisterous crowd of 85,000+ at home. For one game, the Banana Hammocks had the 'Look' and got great hitting, good pitching, and managed to not hit into their usual 2-3 double plays a game---and getting thrown out on the bases 3-4 times a game. The lack of speed was compensated by sound and inspired baseball.
The series will move back to the Turd Bowl in Phoenix for game 6.
Poopydicks 15-12
Banana Hammocks 11-16
Poopydicks lead the series 3-2
MOTHER FUCKING STINKY SULLIVAN, REALLY? I didn't even notice that when watching, have to pay more attention...
I like that they pinch hit for Sullivan despite him having two homers, and the pinch hitter homered, too. That's some impressive production from the 8 spot in the order.
I don't recall anyone asking for your input
LEGIONS!
3:45 dee nee time--- game time.
Message to the Poopydicks
Game 6 in the books... :o
youtube games to come asap
Running diary:
Top 1:
BULLSHIT BOP
Oh god Dawson, onemore slowball!
Grounout, POOYAN
Bottom 1:
Fugly is our spark
But he whiffed, and now I hate him
Canseco with two outs, save this inning
Clemens throwing a ton of balls, the fuck...
Cansco, yard!
Another slowball, what an asshole
Top 2:
Solid pitching so far from Big Daddy
I should never praise our players, ever. Dinger
I hate the "3rd baseman run away from the grounder" hit
Another hit for stinky, i'm going to rape his family.
Pitcher just got a bunt single, fuck this game.
Bases loaded by two turd singles
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Stinky single, clemens single, grand slam. Unfknbelievable
STOP HITTING HOMERS YOU FUCK
We're down 8-1 now, this running diary clearly doesn't work
...
Banana Hammocks@Poopydicks, Game 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNo1u1zEiOk)
Fighting Ulrachers@Pabst Blue Ribbons, Game 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wu3glT4ucU)
Burleson has killed me all season, and 2 walks WTF?
Hammocks got the look. [or some other darky catchphrase]
wow.
There will be a game 7 for all teams.
do.or.die
It's a one game playoff now gentlemen...
Tomorrow it will be. The series in both divisional playoffs turned out really exciting. Wow.
ALL PITCHERS WILL BE AVAILABLE!!!!111
Yes, they will TBG...
Tomorrow night will be an epic and historical night in the FRBI...hopefully we'll get nailbiters...
PBR---wow. Coming all the way back from a 0-3 series deficit.
imagine if I had good players. . . .we're scrappy!
Quote from: Turd on 06/15/10, 09:34:48 PM
Hammocks got the look. [or some other darky catchphrase]
You guys sure do! Impressive mount back you guys are doing. Good luck tomorrow. I'm angry with the Poopydicks for not making the series shorter and making my job easier as far as scoring games. Hope you guys destroy them tomorrow. Those fucks need to learn how to finish games and mercy rule more often when they have their chance. They've added hours for me scoring games. In any case, the Empire awaits...
Quote from: ryno on 06/15/10, 10:17:00 PM
imagine if I had good players. . . .we're scrappy!
You should thank our advanced scouts for getting you the pitching staff you have... ;D
Banana Hammocks force game seven, annihilate Poopydicks in 5 innings
Phoenix (AP) - On a scorching day at the Turd Bowl in Phoenix, the visiting Banana Hammocks were hotter than the Arizona sun as they torched the Poopydicks 22-8 in 5 quick innings and thus forcing an epic game 7.
Stinky Sullivan has become the Mark Lemke of the divisional playoffs. The 8-hole hitter continued to swing the hot bat as he went 4-4 with 2 doubles, a homerun, and drove in 5 runners.
The game was broke wide open in the top of the second inning as Garner belted a grand slam that left the Poopydicks in a state of shock.
The Banana Hammocks put the game away in the 5th inning. Krukow came in to relieve Reushl, and things only got worse. Krukow was pounded for 10 runs off 11 hits in one inning and after all was said and done, the score stood at 22-8. The Hammocks outhit the Poopydicks 26-13 and for another game, the Banana Hammocks appear to have 'The Look'.
The deciding game seven will take place tonight at the same batplace and same battime.
Poopydicks 15-13
Banana Hammocks 12-16
Series tied at 3
I am going to fkn kill Stinky Sullivan if we lose this serious, this is making me ill
Pabst Blue Ribbons pound Ulrachers, force game seven
Arkansas (AP) - The no name offense exploded for 21 hits and 17 runs in five innings as the Pabst Blue Ribbons have come all the way back from a 0-3 series deficit to force a deciding do-or-die game seven.
The Blue Ribbons got power from an unlikely hitter. Burlsn hit a pair of shots and knocked in 5 runners on the day. His last at-bat was a walk-off mercy rule grand slam to end the game at 17-4.
The Blue Ribbons have now outscored the Ulrachers 33-8 in the last two games and have all the momentum going into the epic game seven of the Gantry divisional playoffs. With the odds heavily stacked against them, the Blue Ribbons may have had the Ulrachers right where they wanted them. Once again, when it appeared the Blue Ribbons were done, they scrapped a way to overcome the odds stacked against them. No team in the FRBI playoffs has ever came back to win a series after being down 0 games to 3.
Tonight will be the deciding game at Razorback Stadium.
Pabst Blue Ribbons 15-13
Fighting Ulrachers 15-13
Series tied at 3
I'm demanding that the league give Stinky Sullivan a piss test before game 7. DEMAND IT
Quote from: Gantry on 06/16/10, 09:33:38 AM
I'm demanding that the league give Stinky Sullivan a piss test before game 7. DEMAND IT
You need to talk to your pitching staff and revise your scouting charts. You guys keep serving him up like he is an easy out.
Gametime shall be 3:30 pm dee nee time.
Gametime has been moved to 4 pm dee nee time.
Game 7 in the books...
youtube games to come asap...
Spoilers below...........
It's the top of the 9th but it's obvious we aren't going to win. I am doing to drive to Stinky Sullivan's house and wrap MikeD's golf clubs around his fucking neck. SO ANGRY
Poopydicks are the fucking worst.
Banana Hammocks @ Poopydicks, Game 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuZ0R3mmLPs)
Fighting Ulrachers@Pabst Blue Ribbons, Game 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5tUWvJAU4)
FU always making it exciting
Christ, guys. . . get a fkn 3rd out!
Good series, Ult.
5 errors Poopydicks?
Everything about that game makes me want to drown puppies...
Recaps to come at some point this weekend. Game 1 of the LCS should go on Sunday night or Monday night.
And Turd...I wish you luck going up against the mighty Empire. You basically have no chance. Your team lacks balance compared to the Empire's superiority. I'm not saying this to be cocky, it's the truth. My lineup is structured on efficiency and above average speed, and my pitching is well balanced---and we have the best bullpen in the league. Your fatal destiny awaits you, nothing personal rook....
(http://aocwatcher.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stormtroopers.jpg)
God damn I hate Stinky Sullivan
Quote from: Gantry on 06/18/10, 02:21:20 PM
God damn I hate Stinky Sullivan
He'll be named MVP...btw
Fighting Ulrachers regroup, pull away from Blue Ribbons to advance to the Gantry LCS
Arkansas (AP) - Down 7-6 in the top of the 5th inning, the Ulrachers found that extra gear to propel them into the Gantry LCS. J.Cruz came off the bench to deliver a 2-run double to give the Ulrachers a 9-7 lead, and the Ulrachers rallied for 8 runs in the top of the 9th to put away the Blue Ribbons 23-11.
The Ulrachers got good pitching as the pitching staff combined to keep the Blue Ribbons at a distance after the Ulrachers took the lead. The Blue Ribbons only managed 5 runs after the second inning.
Hendrk went 6-6 with a pair of doubles, 1 HR, and 4 RBI to lead the offense, and C.Mldndo went 6-7 while drilling 3 doubles and contributed with 3 RBI. A key difference in the game was the hitting of the Ulracher pitchers. They combined to go 4-5 with 3 RBI from the 9-hole while J.Cruz contributed with a 2-run double off the bench in the 9-hole---making that 5-6 with 5 RBI total.
Despite the loss, the Pabst Blue Ribbons showed a lot of pride by almost pulling the series victory after being down 0-3. They just came up short to a better team in the end.
P.Guerro was named the series MVP. Guerro was the sparkplug for the Ulrachers at the leadoff spot in all of their wins. The slugger hit .617 (21-34) with 18 RBI, 15 Runs, 9 doubles, and 5 home runs in the series.
The Ulrachers will now travel to the central coast of California to take on the Gantry Division champion OC Legions of Doom. The Ulrachers won the season series 2-1 and many observers are expecting the series to go 7 games.
Fighting Ulrachers 16-13
Pabst Blue Ribbons 15-14
Fighting Ulrachers win the series 4-3
The NBA just called and said the series took too long. ;D
Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 06/20/10, 09:54:05 AM
The NBA just called and said the series took too long. ;D
Whoa, it actually did. Just realized it took 2 weeks to finish this up. The LCS will take one week.
Banana Hammocks overcome 3-1 series deficit to shock Poopydicks, Stinky Sullivan named series MVP
Phoenix (AP) - Down 10-7 in the top of the sixth inning, the Banana Hammocks roared back to tie up game seven 10-10. With two outs and Hndrsn and Grich on second and third, Stinky Sullivan hit a clutch double down the RF line to score both runners and give the Hammocks the lead for good as the Hammocks went on to capture game seven 20-15 and earning a date with the defending FRBI champion Galactic Empire.
The Poopydicks scored 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th inning to reduce the deficit 15-13, but the Banana Hammocks scored 5 runs in the inning for some added insurance to make it 20-13. The Poopydicks desperate comeback attempt in the bottom of the 9th came up short as they only scored two runs. McGee grounded out to end the game and the season for the Poopydicks and the Banana Hammocks stormed the infield to celebrate in the baking sun at the Turd Bowl in Phoenix.
Stinky Sullivan's inspiring performance in game 5 (2 HR's) was the leadership the Banana Hammocks have been looking for all year. Down 3-1 in the series, Sullivan became the Mark Lemke of the divisional playoffs as he hit .600 (9-15), scored 6 runs, knocked in 12 runners, hit 4 doubles, and hit 3 home runs in the last three games. His heroic efforts when the odds were against the Hammocks earned him the MVP of the Dove RBI Divisional series.
Now the Banana Hammocks have a much tougher challenge awaiting them---going up against the mighty Galactic Empire with their losing record. The Empire won the season series 2-1, and are the two time defending Dove RBI League champions as well as the owners of the best record in the league in the last two seasons. The Hammocks will need another gutsy performance from Sullivan and play over their heads to dethrone the heavily favored Galactic Empire.
Banana Hammocks 13-16
Poopydicks 15-14
Banana Hammocks win the series 4-3