FRBI VI Divisional Playoffs

[Darky]

Game 6 in the books...

youtube games to come asap

[Gantry]

Running diary:

Top 1:

BULLSHIT BOP
Oh god Dawson, onemore slowball!
Grounout, POOYAN

Bottom 1:

Fugly is our spark
But he whiffed, and now I hate him
Canseco with two outs, save this inning
Clemens throwing a ton of balls, the fuck...
Cansco, yard!
Another slowball, what an asshole

Top 2:

Solid pitching so far from Big Daddy
I should never praise our players, ever.  Dinger
I hate the "3rd baseman run away from the grounder" hit
Another hit for stinky, i'm going to rape his family.
Pitcher just got a bunt single, fuck this game.
Bases loaded by two turd singles
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Stinky single, clemens single, grand slam.  Unfknbelievable
STOP HITTING HOMERS YOU FUCK
We're down 8-1 now, this running diary clearly doesn't work

[Gantry]

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[Darky]

[fknmclane]

...

I say we shoot them.

[ultimate7]

Burleson has killed me all season, and 2 walks WTF?

[Turd]

Hammocks got the look. [or some other darky catchphrase]

[ryno]

wow.

[Darky]

There will be a game 7 for all teams.

do.or.die

It's a one game playoff now gentlemen...

Tomorrow it will be. The series in both divisional playoffs turned out really exciting. Wow.

[TβG]

ALL PITCHERS WILL BE AVAILABLE!!!!111

[Darky]

Yes, they will TBG...

Tomorrow night will be an epic and historical night in the FRBI...hopefully we'll get nailbiters...

[Darky]

PBR---wow. Coming all the way back from a 0-3 series deficit.

[ryno]

imagine if I had good players. . .  .we're scrappy!

[Darky]

Hammocks got the look. [or some other darky catchphrase]

You guys sure do! Impressive mount back you guys are doing. Good luck tomorrow. I'm angry with the Poopydicks for not making the series shorter and making my job easier as far as scoring games. Hope you guys destroy them tomorrow. Those fucks need to learn how to finish games and mercy rule more often when they have their chance. They've added hours for me scoring games. In any case, the Empire awaits...

imagine if I had good players. . .  .we're scrappy!

You should thank our advanced scouts for getting you the pitching staff you have...

[Darky]

Banana Hammocks force game seven, annihilate Poopydicks in 5 innings


Phoenix (AP) - On a scorching day at the Turd Bowl in Phoenix, the visiting Banana Hammocks were hotter than the Arizona sun as they torched the Poopydicks 22-8 in 5 quick innings and thus forcing an epic game 7.

Stinky Sullivan has become the Mark Lemke of the divisional playoffs. The 8-hole hitter continued to swing the hot bat as he went 4-4 with 2 doubles, a homerun, and drove in 5 runners.
The game was broke wide open in the top of the second inning as Garner belted a grand slam that left the Poopydicks in a state of shock.

The Banana Hammocks put the game away in the 5th inning. Krukow came in to relieve Reushl, and things only got worse. Krukow was pounded for 10 runs off 11 hits in one inning and after all was said and done, the score stood at 22-8. The Hammocks outhit the Poopydicks 26-13 and for another game, the Banana Hammocks appear to have 'The Look'.

The deciding game seven will take place tonight at the same batplace and same battime.

Poopydicks 15-13
Banana Hammocks 12-16

Series tied at 3

[Gantry]

I am going to fkn kill Stinky Sullivan if we lose this serious, this is making me ill

[Darky]

Pabst Blue Ribbons pound Ulrachers, force game seven


Arkansas (AP) - The no name offense exploded for 21 hits and 17 runs in five innings as the Pabst Blue Ribbons have come all the way back from a 0-3 series deficit to force a deciding do-or-die game seven.

The Blue Ribbons got power from an unlikely hitter. Burlsn hit a pair of shots and knocked in 5 runners on the day. His last at-bat was a walk-off mercy rule grand slam to end the game at 17-4.

The Blue Ribbons have now outscored the Ulrachers 33-8 in the last two games and have all the momentum going into the epic game seven of the Gantry divisional playoffs. With the odds heavily stacked against them, the Blue Ribbons may have had the Ulrachers right where they wanted them. Once again, when it appeared the Blue Ribbons were done, they scrapped a way to overcome the odds stacked against them. No team in the FRBI playoffs has ever came back to win a series after being down 0 games to 3.

Tonight will be the deciding game at Razorback Stadium.


Pabst Blue Ribbons 15-13
Fighting Ulrachers 15-13

Series tied at 3

[Gantry]

I'm demanding that the league give Stinky Sullivan a piss test before game 7.  DEMAND IT

[Darky]

I'm demanding that the league give Stinky Sullivan a piss test before game 7.  DEMAND IT

You need to talk to your pitching staff and revise your scouting charts. You guys keep serving him up like he is an easy out.

Gametime shall be 3:30 pm dee nee time.

[Darky]

Gametime has been moved to 4 pm dee nee time.