FRBI VI Divisional Playoffs

[Darky]

Game 7 in the books...

youtube games to come asap...

[Gantry]

Spoilers below...........

[Gantry]

It's the top of the 9th but it's obvious we aren't going to win.  I am doing to drive to Stinky Sullivan's house and wrap MikeD's golf clubs around his fucking neck.   SO ANGRY

[fknmclane]

Poopydicks are the fucking worst.

[Darky]

[ultimate7]

FU always making it exciting

[ryno]

Christ, guys. . . get a fkn 3rd out!

Good series, Ult. 

[Mike D.]

5 errors Poopydicks?

[Gantry]

Everything about that game makes me want to drown puppies...

[Darky]

Recaps to come at some point this weekend. Game 1 of the LCS should go on Sunday night or Monday night.


And Turd...I wish you luck going up against the mighty Empire. You basically have no chance. Your team lacks balance compared to the Empire's superiority. I'm not saying this to be cocky, it's the truth. My lineup is structured on efficiency and above average speed, and my pitching is well balanced---and we have the best bullpen in the league. Your fatal destiny awaits you, nothing personal rook....

[Gantry]

God damn I hate Stinky Sullivan

[Darky]

God damn I hate Stinky Sullivan

He'll be named MVP...btw

[Darky]

Fighting Ulrachers regroup, pull away from Blue Ribbons to advance to the Gantry LCS


Arkansas (AP) - Down 7-6 in the top of the 5th inning, the Ulrachers found that extra gear to propel them into the Gantry LCS. J.Cruz came off the bench to deliver a 2-run double to give the Ulrachers a 9-7 lead, and the Ulrachers rallied for 8 runs in the top of the 9th to put away the Blue Ribbons 23-11.

The Ulrachers got good pitching as the pitching staff combined to keep the Blue Ribbons at a distance after the Ulrachers took the lead. The Blue Ribbons only managed 5 runs after the second inning.

Hendrk went 6-6 with a pair of doubles, 1 HR, and 4 RBI to lead the offense, and C.Mldndo went 6-7 while drilling 3 doubles and contributed with 3 RBI. A key difference in the game was the hitting of the Ulracher pitchers. They combined to go 4-5 with 3 RBI from the 9-hole while J.Cruz contributed with a 2-run double off the bench in the 9-hole---making that 5-6 with 5 RBI total.

Despite the loss, the Pabst Blue Ribbons showed a lot of pride by almost pulling the series victory after being down 0-3. They just came up short to a better team in the end.

P.Guerro was named the series MVP. Guerro was the sparkplug for the Ulrachers at the leadoff spot in all of their wins. The slugger hit .617 (21-34) with 18 RBI, 15 Runs, 9 doubles, and 5 home runs in the series.

The Ulrachers will now travel to the central coast of California to take on the Gantry Division champion OC Legions of Doom. The Ulrachers won the season series 2-1 and many observers are expecting the series to go 7 games.


Fighting Ulrachers 16-13
Pabst Blue Ribbons 15-14

Fighting Ulrachers win the series 4-3

[TbT]

The NBA just called and said the series took too long.   

[Darky]

The NBA just called and said the series took too long.   

Whoa, it actually did. Just realized it took 2 weeks to finish this up. The LCS will take one week.

[Darky]

Banana Hammocks overcome 3-1 series deficit to shock Poopydicks, Stinky Sullivan named series MVP


Phoenix (AP) - Down 10-7 in the top of the sixth inning, the Banana Hammocks roared back to tie up game seven 10-10. With two outs and Hndrsn and Grich on second and third, Stinky Sullivan hit a clutch double down the RF line to score both runners and give the Hammocks the lead for good as the Hammocks went on to capture game seven 20-15 and earning a date with the defending FRBI champion Galactic Empire.

The Poopydicks scored 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th inning to reduce the deficit 15-13, but the Banana Hammocks scored 5 runs in the inning for some added insurance to make it 20-13. The Poopydicks desperate comeback attempt in the bottom of the 9th came up short as they only scored two runs. McGee grounded out to end the game and the season for the Poopydicks and the Banana Hammocks stormed the infield to celebrate in the baking sun at the Turd Bowl in Phoenix.

Stinky Sullivan's inspiring performance in game 5 (2 HR's) was the leadership the Banana Hammocks have been looking for all year. Down 3-1 in the series, Sullivan became the Mark Lemke of the divisional playoffs as he hit .600 (9-15), scored 6 runs, knocked in 12 runners, hit 4 doubles, and hit 3 home runs in the last three games. His heroic efforts when the odds were against the Hammocks earned him the MVP of the Dove RBI Divisional series.

Now the Banana Hammocks have a much tougher challenge awaiting them---going up against the mighty Galactic Empire with their losing record. The Empire won the season series 2-1, and are the two time defending Dove RBI League champions as well as the owners of the best record in the league in the last two seasons. The Hammocks will need another gutsy performance from Sullivan and play over their heads to dethrone the heavily favored Galactic Empire.


Banana Hammocks 13-16
Poopydicks 15-14

Banana Hammocks win the series 4-3