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OK here's the poll

Rhyming is fun

If you kick him in the Jimmy before the game, it'll wear off, but if you kick him in the Jimmy, say, when you're batting, it's good for a couple runs, especially if it's when you're swinging the bat.

Kicking him in the Jimmy to the point of incapacitation really won't help much (unless you are playing the arcade version), since he won't be able to pitch to you, unless you plan to take his controller and pitch for him, but wouldn't that just be stooping to a cheaters level?

Note that kicking him in the Jimmy may already be stooping to a cheaters level (depending on what rules you play by)

I voted for practice makes perfect, because I'm a dork.

Did I cover enough differnt issues with this post?

Joe Dirt will let me know...

Quote from: ultimate7 on 04/22/05, 10:53:32 AM
Kicking him in the Jimmy to the point of incapacitation really won't help much (unless you are playing the arcade version), since he won't be able to pitch to you, unless you plan to take his controller and pitch for him, but wouldn't that just be stooping to a cheaters level?

Note that kicking him in the Jimmy may already be stooping to a cheaters level (depending on what rules you play by)

The only way to beat a cheater is to become a cheater.

In my haste, i voted for "no jimmy" instead of "Keith Hernandez".  This poll is now inaccurate. 

To truly claim victory over JoeDirt, one must destroy the Master Control Program.

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Annyong

Quote from: JoeDirt on 04/22/05, 01:20:52 PM
Annyong

... Adios

Come to the tourney and find out

whenever you promote your tourney Joe, I always think of Canseco promoting his book.

"all the question will be answered in the book tourney."

And Canseco was a cheater...

I've never seen JoeDirt and hJose at the same time, now that I think about it

Watch me on the Surreal World and discover the truth

If I ever played GlassJoeDirt, I would try to score more runs than he did.  That's the only way I can think of beating him.

I will never play you BeeJay.

Isn't this about the time ultimate7 points out that I finished 4th in the COTUT? ???

I shouldn't have told my secret.  I could have coached someone to the tournament championship with my theory.

powned!

Quote from: JoeDirt on 04/22/05, 05:58:53 PM
Isn't this about the time ultimate7 points out that I finished 4th in the COTUT? ???

4th, whoa, I had no idea.

I will point out that I am lifetime 0-5 against Joe, though I think I could beat him maybe 10-20% of the time depending on how much practice I've had, hence the practice makes perfect

Yeah right...in your wet dreams, perhaps...but that's about it, fella.

The key to beating joedirt is selecting minnesota and beating the dog shit out of him.  It will likely take Hrbek going yard 3 times.

This is how I do it:


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http://www.angelfire.com/games5/rbi/latestgames.html

I went with Hernandez, JoeD seems to have a weak spot for him.  I think it's a bit like Seinfeld with his mancrush... 

JoeD is beatable people, really...   Not by me of course, but no need to give him a big head (jimmy) before the tourney.  Or is that what we want? 

Gantry, remind me to pull the hair on your fkn chin when you come to town.  Thanks for bringing down the legend that is JD.  :-\

Knowing that I have beaten JoeDirt on more than one occasion should be enough to bring the legend down  8)

























we'll not discuss how many total games it took me to win more than one game.

Does the results of this puhl affect the tourney winner puhl?

Well, I'd wear a cup to the tourney games, just to be safe.

Quote from: fightonusc on 05/27/05, 01:05:43 PM
Well, I'd wear a cup to the tourney games, just to be safe.

Good one

I beat JoeDirt last night...The Kid hit a bomb....1-0..me

So did you kick him before or during the game?

Quote from: MR RBI on 05/28/05, 04:01:00 PM
I beat JoeDirt last night...The Kid hit a bomb....1-0..me

WTF is this?  We play 4 games--you lose 3 of them--and you post only the one game you won?  Which by the way, also represents all of the runs you scored in the entire 4 games.

Yes, I was shocked about that too, I would have never expected anything so low.

I did lose ,but you showed my loses on the forum..I'm just showing people that i beat you in a tight game ,sorry ...I'm just telling people how to win againest you...

Check back--I've never once posted a screen shot of one of our games.

I'm sorry your boy did.Sorry.

Apology accepted.

Quote from: JoeDirt on 05/28/05, 11:14:29 PM
Apology accepted.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

Id try a combonation of great defense, batting, pitching and baserunning.  If that didnt work, then I would resort to a little league sized wooden baseball bat and hit him in the fknkneecaps.

Slip a roofie in his Diet Squirt...   

Turn him into a 10 year old and then distract him by giving him a puppy.

Or, turn him into a 10 year old and distract him by bringing fuzzyd into the room. To have sex with him.