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Started by ultimate7, 04/22/05, 09:52:27 AM

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Most effective way to beat Joe Dirt

Kick him in the Jimmy before the Game
0 (0%)
Kick him in the Jimmy during the Game
4 (14.3%)
Practice makes perfect
3 (10.7%)
Keith Herandez HRs
3 (10.7%)
JoeDirt has no Jimmy
9 (32.1%)
He Can't be Beat... He Cheats
9 (32.1%)

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Gantry

#20
04/23/05, 02:13:45 AM
I went with Hernandez, JoeD seems to have a weak spot for him.  I think it's a bit like Seinfeld with his mancrush... 

JoeD is beatable people, really...   Not by me of course, but no need to give him a big head (jimmy) before the tourney.  Or is that what we want? 

JoeDirt

#21
04/23/05, 08:29:52 AM
Gantry, remind me to pull the hair on your fkn chin when you come to town.  Thanks for bringing down the legend that is JD.  :-\
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

RedBarron

#22
04/23/05, 09:33:42 AM
Knowing that I have beaten JoeDirt on more than one occasion should be enough to bring the legend down  8)

























we'll not discuss how many total games it took me to win more than one game.

JoeDirt

#23
05/27/05, 01:00:48 PM
Does the results of this puhl affect the tourney winner puhl?
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

fightonusc

#24
05/27/05, 01:05:43 PM
Well, I'd wear a cup to the tourney games, just to be safe.

ultimate7

#25
05/27/05, 01:12:11 PM
Quote from: fightonusc on 05/27/05, 01:05:43 PM
Well, I'd wear a cup to the tourney games, just to be safe.

Good one
Quote from: Dårky on 11/02/10, 12:04:50 AM
The Raiders are a successful organization

MR RBI

#26
05/28/05, 04:01:00 PM
I beat JoeDirt last night...The Kid hit a bomb....1-0..me

ultimate7

#27
05/28/05, 05:19:09 PM
So did you kick him before or during the game?
Quote from: Dårky on 11/02/10, 12:04:50 AM
The Raiders are a successful organization

JoeDirt

#28
05/28/05, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: MR RBI on 05/28/05, 04:01:00 PM
I beat JoeDirt last night...The Kid hit a bomb....1-0..me

WTF is this?  We play 4 games--you lose 3 of them--and you post only the one game you won?  Which by the way, also represents all of the runs you scored in the entire 4 games.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

ultimate7

#29
05/28/05, 05:34:46 PM
Yes, I was shocked about that too, I would have never expected anything so low.
Quote from: Dårky on 11/02/10, 12:04:50 AM
The Raiders are a successful organization

MR RBI

#30
05/28/05, 10:51:22 PM
I did lose ,but you showed my loses on the forum..I'm just showing people that i beat you in a tight game ,sorry ...I'm just telling people how to win againest you...

JoeDirt

#31
05/28/05, 10:52:12 PM
Check back--I've never once posted a screen shot of one of our games.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

MR RBI

#32
05/28/05, 11:10:12 PM
I'm sorry your boy did.Sorry.

JoeDirt

#33
05/28/05, 11:14:29 PM
Apology accepted.
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

GDavis

#34
05/29/05, 11:18:32 AM
Quote from: JoeDirt on 05/28/05, 11:14:29 PM
Apology accepted.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

Briznock

#35
06/09/05, 02:25:22 PM
Id try a combonation of great defense, batting, pitching and baserunning.  If that didnt work, then I would resort to a little league sized wooden baseball bat and hit him in the fknkneecaps.

Gantry

#36
06/09/05, 02:36:53 PM
Slip a roofie in his Diet Squirt...   

fightonusc

#37
06/09/05, 02:38:56 PM
Turn him into a 10 year old and then distract him by giving him a puppy.

Or, turn him into a 10 year old and distract him by bringing fuzzyd into the room. To have sex with him.
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