Poll: How to beat Joe Dirt

[ultimate7]

OK here's the poll

[BDawk]

Rhyming is fun

[JerryD]

If you kick him in the Jimmy before the game, it'll wear off, but if you kick him in the Jimmy, say, when you're batting, it's good for a couple runs, especially if it's when you're swinging the bat.

[ultimate7]

Kicking him in the Jimmy to the point of incapacitation really won't help much (unless you are playing the arcade version), since he won't be able to pitch to you, unless you plan to take his controller and pitch for him, but wouldn't that just be stooping to a cheaters level?

Note that kicking him in the Jimmy may already be stooping to a cheaters level (depending on what rules you play by)

I voted for practice makes perfect, because I'm a dork.

Did I cover enough differnt issues with this post?

Joe Dirt will let me know...

[Stock]

Kicking him in the Jimmy to the point of incapacitation really won't help much (unless you are playing the arcade version), since he won't be able to pitch to you, unless you plan to take his controller and pitch for him, but wouldn't that just be stooping to a cheaters level?

Note that kicking him in the Jimmy may already be stooping to a cheaters level (depending on what rules you play by)

The only way to beat a cheater is to become a cheater.

[Nails]

In my haste, i voted for "no jimmy" instead of "Keith Hernandez".  This poll is now inaccurate. 

To truly claim victory over JoeDirt, one must destroy the Master Control Program.

[JoeDirt]

Annyong

[Stock]

Annyong

... Adios

[JoeDirt]

Come to the tourney and find out

[malnuboy]

whenever you promote your tourney Joe, I always think of Canseco promoting his book.

"all the question will be answered in the book tourney."

[ultimate7]

And Canseco was a cheater...

I've never seen JoeDirt and hJose at the same time, now that I think about it

[JoeDirt]

Watch me on the Surreal World and discover the truth

[BeeJay]

If I ever played GlassJoeDirt, I would try to score more runs than he did.  That's the only way I can think of beating him.

[JoeDirt]

I will never play you BeeJay.

[JoeDirt]

Isn't this about the time ultimate7 points out that I finished 4th in the COTUT?

[BeeJay]

I shouldn't have told my secret.  I could have coached someone to the tournament championship with my theory.

[JoeDirt]

powned!

[ultimate7]

Isn't this about the time ultimate7 points out that I finished 4th in the COTUT?

4th, whoa, I had no idea.

I will point out that I am lifetime 0-5 against Joe, though I think I could beat him maybe 10-20% of the time depending on how much practice I've had, hence the practice makes perfect

[JoeDirt]

Yeah right...in your wet dreams, perhaps...but that's about it, fella.

[RedBarron]

The key to beating joedirt is selecting minnesota and beating the dog shit out of him.  It will likely take Hrbek going yard 3 times.

This is how I do it:





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