Well, here's a quick update.
fighton beat fknmclane in the first round, 2-1
CurtFlood was too hungover and forfeited his first round matchup with Riley
TecmoBowlTerror beat GDavis, 2-1
I beat Baines, 2-0
Riley beat fighton, 2-0
I'm onto my next round series vs TBT.
Oh yeah, CurtFlood was the first guy eliminated. He just lost to fknmclane in the consi's.
god bless you, senor lipitz.
thank you gentlemen. go fightonusc!
i think i speak for us all when we say, "WE WANT SOME MIKE D. updates."
MikeD and rdub have been in fine form all weekend.
Went to the minor league ball game last night. It was me, fknmclane, Mr. and Mrs. Flood, TBT, Baines, Attezz and Malnu. Malnu caught two fly balls and made a friend by giving one to a kid - the father bought him a drink. Malnu also struck out when trying to hit on the Mets' closers' girlfriend.
Much, much drinking ensued. Went to a bar afterwards and caught up with Mike D and rdub. Lips almost got arrested because some bitch stole our cab. Gantry disappeared at some point. Oh yeah, I was walking around the bar with my pants down at my ankles at the end of the night.
Good times.
I dont really know what to say right now, I was essentially drunk for my first 48 hours here in Columbus, I have taken about 60 pictures so far and they will be up by Tuesday I think.
My body is not built for this shit, I gotta play my first game at 4:30 and I'm thinking about hitting the pool up with somes beers until then,
Good times motherfuckers!!!!
Flood yakked his brains out last night. A picture was taken...and Baines was prominently involved. Jeanne Flood is a fucking saint.
MikeD and rdub are as advertised...perhaps even worse. I just had his cock in my face. Good times.
Should have beat usc in the first round. Motherfucker hit the weakest fucking homer ever to win the first game. I crushed him in the second but then he came back and took game 3 with the final score being 2-1. Needless to say, the last game was really entertaining.
Took care of Flood in the losers bracket and now awaiting the loser of Lips/TBT.
More updates to come. The time is 1:15 pm and I've had 7 beers.
Eat a dong motherfuckers.
I'm happy to report that I've arrived, and as an added bonus I brought Wumpst with me.
Nightwulf
do you guys call each other by forum names, or by your "real" names? i can't imagine calling malnuboy anything but malnuboy, yet i think saying "tecmobowlterror" 100 times would get tiresome.
it's all about Wumpst right now. and Gdvais. Money. I haven't slept is 3 days. (lie). weeeeeeeee I crapped the buffet. Nightwulf- still scares me, as he was dcelivered to the hotel on a friggin lightning bolt. Att....exz...ball....is screamintg about bananas. Ummm......has to be called by forum names. I still think it's weird that I have internet friends that aren't 70 years old and try to touch my penis. Not suire if I like the lack of my penis being touched. But used to it. That is all.
Ok, I'm pissed. I just wrote a novel aka Moby Dick, about my series with TBT. But the fkn hotel logged me out. I always do a copy-n-paste, but I didn't this time. Dah-Nah!!!!
Anyways, the abbreviated version:
I won Game 1.
TBT won Game 2, after I had a 2-1 lead going into the bottom of the ninth...where I got my second run in the top of the ninth. TBT thought the game was over, and shook my hand. About 5-10 minutes later, he hit a 2-out walkoff 3-run shot.
I won Game 3 with a couple key bops, 3-2. TBT came back from 2-0 in the top of the ninth, to tie the game at 2s. I then had a clutch single, sending in a runner.
Dee-Nee!!!!
TBT is a great player. Now, onto Riley...
I am posting on Dee-Nee while actually hanging out with Dee-Nee. WEird? Yes or No? Pics? This should be a pouaiyhl. aka a puhl. By the way- Baines--AWESOME.
Dah-Nah!!
Riley somewhat cruised to a series victory over me. Game 1, Riley took advantage of some straight-pitch brainfarts. In Game 2, I had my chances to win. Going into the bottom of the ninth, it was tied 1-1...but I couldn't get anything going.
Game 3 was pretty much all Riley. He would take the lead, and then I would have to come back. I had my chances to tie, late, with Straw...but he just didn't have enough coke between innings.
Oh well. I play the winner of fknmclane and GDavis, tomorrow morning. The bottom side of the bracket is about to get underway.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
good times
Good stories all.
GDavis, I had high expectations for you, first round loss to a newbie?
Curt Flood, Good work. Now I know I'm better than you.
My wife better go into labor in the next 24 hours or I'm gonna be pissed.
is joedirt involved in this tourney at all?
Shenanigans and tomfoolery. That is all.
More updates:
GDavis beat McClane 3-2, in the series. I play GDavis tomorrow; the winner cashes.
JoeDirt beat Trevor Martin
Steve Katz beat malnuboy
JoeDirt then beat Steve Katz
Bandur is playing Conzelman
Attez is playing Beales
Quote from: Strassy on 06/25/05, 01:16:10 PM
do you guys call each other by forum names, or by your "real" names? i can't imagine calling malnuboy anything but malnuboy, yet i think saying "tecmobowlterror" 100 times would get tiresome.
that's why i say "TBT" and be done with it.
The lower bracket is filled with quality players...Katz and Martin were both top notch.
I'm at home letting my dog out--take that to mean whatever you need it to mean...
letting my dog out: lemon party recovery routine
Didn't sleep until 6 a.m...there were hookers, but I don't think they are dead. Also, I am running for mayor of Columbus. Plus, our room smells like ass.
That is all.
I'm home. I'm going to bed. I hope to wake up sometime Tuesday. Fuck everybody.
Nightwulf
Conzelman is a douche, and his girlfriend is hideous, and his friend was retarded.
That's all for now, more later.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/26/05, 10:09:22 PM
Conzelman is a douche
Still waiting for these details
I'm about to head to work, where I will finally be able to sit down and discuss it all...
Many details to come...I drank 15 different types of beer, and not just one of each, I'm talking 5 honey brown, 6 newcastle, 4 or 6 old style...
Here's the Conzelman shit.
It's about maybe 10 or so, and me, TBT, Beales, and Bandur (maybe one or two others, not sure) are hanging in sweet fucking 232 (mine, Malnu, and TBT's room, and the one that didn't smell as much like ass, even though Malnu came down moments after checking it out to report to us all that he "clogged up the toilet")
In comes a dude with an Eddie Munster hair cut, an ugly chick (also kinda plump), and a retarded looking guy, turns out it's Conzelman, first thing I say to him is "Did you get the 39 buck rate?" He says no, so I apologize to him, he then says "No big deal, I'm gonna win this whole thing, so it's no problem" and...He was completely serious not just joking banter. So we play a practice game me and Conzy, I beat the shit out of him, throughout the entire game he, his hideous girl, and his friend were very well behaved. I asked him how long he had been playing, he said a few months.
Also, he talked like a fucking robot, and he looked like he was 17, I gave him a Labatt because we didn't have a bottle opener for anything else, and I swear it was his first beer, but he still tried to impress his girl by saying "This is a great beer". But whatever, I didn't give him too much shit the first night.
Saturday rolls around, I'm drinking from about 10AM till about 4PM when I realize I need to sober up to play my first series against Beales at 6:30. We're in 230 playing, me and Beales, with a handful there, Riley, GDavis maybe, maybe two or three others, I have no idea who. In rolls Conzy and crew, they sit right behind me and Beales, and proceed to fucking sportscenterize everything, every strike was followed by a "STEEEE-RIKE!" every home run, every foul ball, it was ridiculous, I was winning till late in the game, and it still bothered me to no end. I think around the 7th I became very annoyed and after a ball I'd pause the game, turn around, and ask "What was that??"
The point never gets across, but thank god after our first game Conzy has to go and get his ass handed to him by Bandur (which, he does). Beales swept me, so me and Beales and Riley head over to 232 to watch Conzy get his ass handed. Retard boy is now about ten times worse since Conzy is playing, plus, Conzy led early. Bandur doesn't really say much, so I get into the act, and Beales, as a good friend of Bandur, proceeds to heckle Bandur a bit.
Conzy gets his ass kicked by Bandur (obviously), so now I'm up against Conzy, Beales goes to play Bandur and that's where the remaining folks go (the rest were at a bar or getting food or something), so, in 232, it is me, Conzy, his hideous girlfriend, and retard boy. Now, since there is no one else in the room, it gets about 100 times worse, plus, I gave up a bomb (I was Det, he was Boston, and I used Willy H to start with) to someone and Conzy went up 3-0 in the Bottom of the 1st, this only encourages them. Around the third, I realized it was fruitless to keep going, since they wouldn't shut up regardless, so I just say, "look, we'll see who wins the fucking game, we'll see who wins the fucking series, and it's not gonna be robot boy over here" Somewhere around the 7th or so I tie it up, but they're still going at it, it was either the 7th or 8th where I really started to pour it on, at this time, TBT, ManFREDDY!, Malnu, and a few others, I think Riley and Lips, but I'm not sure, come into the room. They all get into the act, mainly ManFREDDY!, but a few others as well, Manfredi is tearing this shit up I couldn't stop laughing. I proceed to rally and win 10-3.
At one point it got so bad that they said I had "bad hair", retard boy is a mouth breather, during the second game (which, I dominated from the start) it got to the point where Conzy was making fun of me because of my dee-nee connection and how I came to meet a bunch of strangers and what-not. Game two, I was Minny, and he was like Cali or something, not really sure, we were tied until the fifth but you would have been convinced Conzy was up 9-0, every time I swung at a ball (and I think I struck him out about three times as much as he did to me) the hideous girl would say "That was a ball, and he swung" and vice versa with me taking a strike.
I think it was about the seventh again, I made a lot of fun of the fact that Conzy has never done anything athletic in his life, knows nothing about baseball (all they knew about RBI was from the FAQ, and nothing else)
It was so much fun, nothing makes my heart prouder then the fact that this fucking cocky kid drove from Philly, went 0-4 (wasn't even a factor in any game), paid full price for his room, and then fucking drove home.
It took all I had to not make fun of his hideous girlfriend.
Trevor Martin was fucking awesome, as was Steve Katz.
Who is Conzelman, anyway?
"The best thing about Internet friends is that they can't try to fuck your ugly girlfriend" - said by me during the Attezz/Conzy series, while looking directly at Conzy's ugly girlfriend.
I didn't get to meet any of the non-dee-nee members at the tourney except Trevor Martin. Met him at Larry's and he was a super cool guy. The guy drank his weight in beer, and was out jogging the next morning....
I was stunned to see Trevor Martin out jogging early the next morning. That boy was pounding beer with the best of them. Plus, all sweat and shirtless...yum yum.
Seriously, it was awesome that a lot of the non-regulars came out on Saturday night to Larry's. I'm sure I had a lovely time meeting them. Although, looking at most of the photos from Larry's, I seem to have disappeared at around 11:30 p.m. What happened to me?
I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all. In fact, I thought he was a nice kid. And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?
Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!
How did Conzelman get into the tournament? Did he see it in the forums and then jumped on it because he thought it was easy money? Has he ever posted?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:48:30 PM
I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all. In fact, I thought he was a nice kid. And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?
Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!
Yeah, but you also weren't in the room for any of his games, nor did you play him.
And rooting is one thing, but the constant heckling and shit grows old quite quick.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:48:30 PM
I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all. In fact, I thought he was a nice kid. And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?
Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!
I don't know, I actually didn't have a huge problem with Conzleman...his friend did seem like a Class A jerk, though.
And his girlfriend should have rooted for me.
On her knees.
Because there wasn't enough room for seating.
tolerance, my friend, isn't only the ability to handle your liquor.
dudes...i'm surprised at how much you guys care about Conzelman's, his gf's, and his buddy's looks and weight...wtf? who cares?
Personally, I liked Conzelman. He was pretty hot and gave a good rectal exam.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:52:36 PM
tolerance, my friend, isn't only the ability to handle your liquor.
I don't drink liquor that comes in a bottle with a handle. Only wine...
Seriously, I think that all of us made every effort to be courteous when a game was going on in a room. Even starting with basic shit such as not walking in front of the TV and not acting like a dolt and annoying the shit out of everyone while moronically heckling your friend's opponents. It wouldn't have been funny in a meaningless side game, just because they weren't funny. In a tournament game, it was over the top.
I really enjoy the fact that fighton still has the "fknmcidiot" tag under the "I heart anal sex" pic? of mclane...
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:48:30 PM
And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:52:36 PM
tolerance, my friend, isn't only the ability to handle your liquor.
In all due respect, we were in the room for that last game between Conzelman and Attez, and you weren't. I'm fairly sure you would've thought it was a bit too much had you been there.
Nightwulf
Oh, and while I'm at it ...
Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/28/05, 03:53:50 PM
dudes...i'm surprised at how much you guys care about Conzelman's, his gf's, and his buddy's looks and weight...wtf? who cares?
I don't think we did until they started making cracks about Attez.
Nightwulf
Trevor Martin just kind of disapeared on Sunday?
One more thing that I forgot (Thanks Wulf, I fucking love you man)
After I beat his ass, I went to shake his hand and say "good series" not sure if he shook my hand or not, but he definitely made the comment "I wish I could say it was a pleasure, but you weren't" What a douche.
"I wish I could say it was a pleasure, but you weren't" - That was the comment that got me so upset with him. Thanks for triggering that.
I somehow managed to never even see this Conzelman guy until we were leaving for Hooters Sunday so I guess I can't comment.
Trevor Martin was pretty cool and I tried to get him to join the forums but not sure exactly what he said. Something about not being on the computer much I think. By that point I had been drinking heavily for 12+ hours.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/28/05, 05:07:35 PM
One more thing that I forgot (Thanks Wulf, I fucking love you man)
After I beat his ass, I went to shake his hand and say "good series" not sure if he shook my hand or not, but he definitely made the comment "I wish I could say it was a pleasure, but you weren't" What a douche.
What?! Those fucking pinko commies. I wish I could of been in the room for that. Nobody sasses my internet friends and gets away with it.
hey attez...didnt conzo do something dumb like use STL, and MIN in his 2 games against you? or maybe he used those teams vs his other opponent.
not sure he was the most rbi savy guy there. he was probably mr rbi or stevo er something.