Official C-Bus Tourney Update Thread

[Lips]

Well, here's a quick update.

fighton beat fknmclane in the first round, 2-1
CurtFlood was too hungover and forfeited his first round matchup with Riley
TecmoBowlTerror beat GDavis, 2-1
I beat Baines, 2-0

Riley beat fighton, 2-0

I'm onto my next round series vs TBT.

Oh yeah, CurtFlood was the first guy eliminated.  He just lost to fknmclane in the consi's.

[RedBarron]

god bless you, senor lipitz.

[TβG]

thank you gentlemen.   go fightonusc!

[RedBarron]

i think i speak for us all when we say, "WE WANT SOME MIKE D. updates."

[fightonusc]

MikeD and rdub have been in fine form all weekend.

Went to the minor league ball game last night. It was me, fknmclane, Mr. and Mrs. Flood, TBT, Baines, Attezz and Malnu. Malnu caught two fly balls and made a friend by giving one to a kid - the father bought him a drink. Malnu also struck out when trying to hit on the Mets' closers' girlfriend.

Much, much drinking ensued. Went to a bar afterwards and caught up with Mike D and rdub. Lips almost got arrested because some bitch stole our cab. Gantry disappeared at some point. Oh yeah, I was walking around the bar with my pants down at my ankles at the end of the night.

Good times.

[malnuboy]

I dont really know what to say right now, I was essentially drunk for my first 48 hours here in Columbus, I have taken about 60 pictures so far and they will be up by Tuesday I think.

My body is not built for this shit, I gotta play my first game at 4:30 and I'm thinking about hitting the pool up with somes beers until then,

[fknmclane]

Good times motherfuckers!!!!

Flood yakked his brains out last night.  A picture was taken...and Baines was prominently involved.  Jeanne Flood is a fucking saint.

MikeD and rdub are as advertised...perhaps even worse.  I just had his cock in my face.  Good times.

Should have beat usc in the first round.  Motherfucker hit the weakest fucking homer ever to win the first game.  I crushed him in the second but then he came back and took game 3 with the final score being 2-1.  Needless to say, the last game was really entertaining.

Took care of Flood in the losers bracket and now awaiting the loser of Lips/TBT.

More updates to come.  The time is 1:15 pm and I've had 7 beers.

Eat a dong motherfuckers.

[nightwulf]

I'm happy to report that I've arrived, and as an added bonus I brought Wumpst with me.

Nightwulf

[TempoGL]

do you guys call each other by forum names, or by your "real" names?  i can't imagine calling malnuboy anything but malnuboy, yet i think saying "tecmobowlterror" 100 times would get tiresome.

[Mike D.]

it's all about Wumpst right now.  and Gdvais.  Money.  I haven't slept is 3 days. (lie).  weeeeeeeee  I crapped the buffet.   Nightwulf-  still scares me, as he was dcelivered to the hotel on a friggin lightning bolt.  Att....exz...ball....is screamintg about bananas.    Ummm......has to be called by forum names.  I still think it's weird that I have internet friends that aren't 70 years old and try to touch my penis.  Not suire if I like the lack of my penis being touched.  But used to it.  That is all.

[Lips]

Ok, I'm pissed.  I just wrote a novel aka Moby Dick, about my series with TBT.  But the fkn hotel logged me out.  I always do a copy-n-paste, but I didn't this time.  Dah-Nah!!!!

Anyways, the abbreviated version:
I won Game 1.
TBT won Game 2, after I had a 2-1 lead going into the bottom of the ninth...where I got my second run in the top of the ninth.  TBT thought the game was over, and shook my hand.  About 5-10 minutes later, he hit a 2-out walkoff 3-run shot.
I won Game 3 with a couple key bops, 3-2.  TBT came back from 2-0 in the top of the ninth, to tie the game at 2s.  I then had a clutch single, sending in a runner.

Dee-Nee!!!!

TBT is a great player.  Now, onto Riley...

[Mike D.]

I am posting on Dee-Nee while actually  hanging out with Dee-Nee.  WEird?  Yes or No?  Pics?  This should be a pouaiyhl.  aka a puhl.   By the way- Baines--AWESOME.

[Lips]

Dah-Nah!!

Riley somewhat cruised to a series victory over me.  Game 1, Riley took advantage of some straight-pitch brainfarts.  In Game 2, I had my chances to win.  Going into the bottom of the ninth, it was tied 1-1...but I couldn't get anything going.

Game 3 was pretty much all Riley.  He would take the lead, and then I would have to come back.  I had my chances to tie, late, with Straw...but he just didn't have enough coke between innings.

Oh well.  I play the winner of fknmclane and GDavis, tomorrow morning.  The bottom side of the bracket is about to get underway.

[Mike D.]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

good times

[ultimate7]

Good stories all. 

GDavis, I had high expectations for you, first round loss to a newbie?
Curt Flood, Good work.  Now I know I'm better than you.

My wife better go into labor in the next 24 hours or I'm gonna be pissed.

[RedBarron]

is joedirt involved in this tourney at all?

[Baines]

Shenanigans and tomfoolery.   That is all.

[Lips]

More updates:

GDavis beat McClane 3-2, in the series.  I play GDavis tomorrow; the winner cashes.

JoeDirt beat Trevor Martin
Steve Katz beat malnuboy

JoeDirt then beat Steve Katz

Bandur is playing Conzelman
Attez is playing Beales

[JoeDirt]

do you guys call each other by forum names, or by your "real" names? i can't imagine calling malnuboy anything but malnuboy, yet i think saying "tecmobowlterror" 100 times would get tiresome.

that's why i say "TBT" and be done with it.

[JoeDirt]

The lower bracket is filled with quality players...Katz and Martin were both top notch.

I'm at home letting my dog out--take that to mean whatever you need it to mean...