Official C-Bus Tourney Update Thread

[RedBarron]

letting my dog out:   lemon party recovery routine

[fightonusc]

Didn't sleep until 6 a.m...there were hookers, but I don't think they are dead. Also, I am running for mayor of Columbus. Plus, our room smells like ass.

That is all.

[nightwulf]

I'm home. I'm going to bed. I hope to wake up sometime Tuesday. Fuck everybody.

Nightwulf

[Attezzobal]

Conzelman is a douche, and his girlfriend is hideous, and his friend was retarded.

That's all for now, more later.

[ultimate7]

Conzelman is a douche

Still waiting for these details

[Attezzobal]

I'm about to head to work, where I will finally be able to sit down and discuss it all...

Many details to come...I drank 15 different types of beer, and not just one of each, I'm talking 5 honey brown, 6 newcastle, 4 or 6 old style...

[Attezzobal]

Here's the Conzelman shit.

It's about maybe 10 or so, and me, TBT, Beales, and Bandur (maybe one or two others, not sure) are hanging in sweet fucking 232 (mine, Malnu, and TBT's room, and the one that didn't smell as much like ass, even though Malnu came down moments after checking it out to report to us all that he "clogged up the toilet")

In comes a dude with an Eddie Munster hair cut, an ugly chick (also kinda plump), and a retarded looking guy, turns out it's Conzelman, first thing I say to him is "Did you get the 39 buck rate?" He says no, so I apologize to him, he then says "No big deal, I'm gonna win this whole thing, so it's no problem" and...He was completely serious not just joking banter. So we play a practice game me and Conzy, I beat the shit out of him, throughout the entire game he, his hideous girl, and his friend were very well behaved. I asked him how long he had been playing, he said a few months.

Also, he talked like a fucking robot, and he looked like he was 17, I gave him a Labatt because we didn't have a bottle opener for anything else, and I swear it was his first beer, but he still tried to impress his girl by saying "This is a great beer". But whatever, I didn't give him too much shit the first night.

Saturday rolls around, I'm drinking from about 10AM till about 4PM when I realize I need to sober up to play my first series against Beales at 6:30. We're in 230 playing, me and Beales, with a handful there, Riley, GDavis maybe, maybe two or three others, I have no idea who. In rolls Conzy and crew, they sit right behind me and Beales, and proceed to fucking sportscenterize everything, every strike was followed by a "STEEEE-RIKE!" every home run, every foul ball, it was ridiculous, I was winning till late in the game, and it still bothered me to no end. I think around the 7th I became very annoyed and after a ball I'd pause the game, turn around, and ask "What was that??"

The point never gets across, but thank god after our first game Conzy has to go and get his ass handed to him by Bandur (which, he does). Beales swept me, so me and Beales and Riley head over to 232 to watch Conzy get his ass handed. Retard boy is now about ten times worse since Conzy is playing, plus, Conzy led early. Bandur doesn't really say much, so I get into the act, and Beales, as a good friend of Bandur, proceeds to heckle Bandur a bit.

Conzy gets his ass kicked by Bandur (obviously), so now I'm up against Conzy, Beales goes to play Bandur and that's where the remaining folks go (the rest were at a bar or getting food or something), so, in 232, it is me, Conzy, his hideous girlfriend, and retard boy. Now, since there is no one else in the room, it gets about 100 times worse, plus, I gave up a bomb (I was Det, he was Boston, and I used Willy H to start with) to someone and Conzy went up 3-0 in the Bottom of the 1st, this only encourages them. Around the third, I realized it was fruitless to keep going, since they wouldn't shut up regardless, so I just say, "look, we'll see who wins the fucking game, we'll see who wins the fucking series, and it's not gonna be robot boy over here" Somewhere around the 7th or so I tie it up, but they're still going at it, it was either the 7th or 8th where I really started to pour it on, at this time, TBT, ManFREDDY!, Malnu, and a few others, I think Riley and Lips, but I'm not sure, come into the room. They all get into the act, mainly ManFREDDY!, but a few others as well, Manfredi is tearing this shit up I couldn't stop laughing. I proceed to rally and win 10-3.

At one point it got so bad that they said I had "bad hair", retard boy is a mouth breather, during the second game (which, I dominated from the start) it got to the point where Conzy was making fun of me because of my dee-nee connection and how I came to meet a bunch of strangers and what-not. Game two, I was Minny, and he was like Cali or something, not really sure, we were tied until the fifth but you would have been convinced Conzy was up 9-0, every time I swung at a ball (and I think I struck him out about three times as much as he did to me) the hideous girl would say "That was a ball, and he swung" and vice versa with me taking a strike.

I think it was about the seventh again, I made a lot of fun of the fact that Conzy has never done anything athletic in his life, knows nothing about baseball (all they knew about RBI was from the FAQ, and nothing else)

It was so much fun, nothing makes my heart prouder then the fact that this fucking cocky kid drove from Philly, went 0-4 (wasn't even a factor in any game), paid full price for his room, and then fucking drove home.

It took all I had to not make fun of his hideous girlfriend.

Trevor Martin was fucking awesome, as was Steve Katz.

[BDawk]

Who is Conzelman, anyway?

[GDavis]

Who is Conzelman, anyway?

shrug

[fightonusc]

"The best thing about Internet friends is that they can't try to fuck your ugly girlfriend" - said by me during the Attezz/Conzy series, while looking directly at Conzy's ugly girlfriend.

[Gantry]

I didn't get to meet any of the non-dee-nee members at the tourney except Trevor Martin.  Met him at Larry's and he was a super cool guy.  The guy drank his weight in beer, and was out jogging the next morning....

[fightonusc]

I was stunned to see Trevor Martin out jogging early the next morning. That boy was pounding beer with the best of them. Plus, all sweat and shirtless...yum yum.

Seriously, it was awesome that a lot of the non-regulars came out on Saturday night to Larry's. I'm sure I had a lovely time meeting them. Although, looking at most of the photos from Larry's, I seem to have disappeared at around 11:30 p.m. What happened to me?

[JoeDirt]

I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all.  In fact, I thought he was a nice kid.  And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you? 

Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!

[fathedX]

How did Conzelman get into the tournament?  Did he see it in the forums and then jumped on it because he thought it was easy money?  Has he ever posted?

[Attezzobal]

I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all. In fact, I thought he was a nice kid. And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?

Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!

Yeah, but you also weren't in the room for any of his games, nor did you play him.

And rooting is one thing, but the constant heckling and shit grows old quite quick.

[fightonusc]

I, on the other hand did not have any bad experiences with Conzelman at all. In fact, I thought he was a nice kid. And, what do you expect his gf and buddy to do--root for you?

Live and let live, brother--take a page out of the malnu handbook!

I don't know, I actually didn't have a huge problem with Conzleman...his friend did seem like a Class A jerk, though.



















And his girlfriend should have rooted for me.

On her knees.

Because there wasn't enough room for seating.

[JoeDirt]

tolerance, my friend, isn't only the ability to handle your liquor.

[JoeDirt]

dudes...i'm surprised at how much you guys care about Conzelman's, his gf's, and his buddy's looks and weight...wtf?  who cares?

[BDawk]

Personally, I liked Conzelman. He was pretty hot and gave a good rectal exam.

[fightonusc]

tolerance, my friend, isn't only the ability to handle your liquor.

I don't drink liquor that comes in a bottle with a handle. Only wine...

Seriously, I think that all of us made every effort to be courteous when a game was going on in a room. Even starting with basic shit such as not walking in front of the TV and not acting like a dolt and annoying the shit out of everyone while moronically heckling your friend's opponents. It wouldn't have been funny in a meaningless side game, just because they weren't funny. In a tournament game, it was over the top.