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Started by Briznock, 01/28/04, 08:51:10 PM

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Briznock

I have been playing RBI against the computer.  I am hammered and i just wanted to ok...... I just homer with ozzie smith.  3 run shot deep to right.... half way to blue stuff.  I celebrated the only way possible.... Shotgunning my last beer.  Now i am ona quest to get to the liquor store.  I figured youd enjoy.  i know it was against the computer but i loved it.  Oh yeah..... Pitched a game with tudor against my buddy earlier, he was national league, 7 innings 14 Ks.  It was awesome.  He isnt terrible i was just getting every corner and he couldnt figure me out.  Ok Enough drunk ranting.... Im going to get more Budweisers.  

BOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHH

Briznock

I guess i should have said,

"Smith corks one into right, down the line..... It may go....Go Crazy FOlks ... Go Crazy...Its a Homerun, and the Cardinals have won the game....by the score.. of 3 to 2 on a Homerun.. By the wizard... Go Crazy!!!!


Small amount of celeration gonna be done tonight.  I have another 24 Diesels on the way.

doveRBI

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, congrats briz i am hammmmered too so Ii am glad that fuckin ozzie donged one likea bitch!  eat my a jim beam is for real!

fknmclane

Take me drunk I'm home.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Briznock

Let me just add that i havent lost a game of curve pitch in 3 days ehre.  the worst player ever is on a hot streak....   the only game i lost was a 2 run defeat to my buddy who was the AL allstars and i was thrwoing stragiht pitch to him....

Steve lake, Jim Lindeman, and John Morris have all had 2 homer Games for me too.

Cards are awesome... The life is back in the RBI Cards.

PS goin on Bidweiser # 20 now.

Briznock

20 budweisers and a few shots of jag.... and a couple jagerbombs.... this iss a fuckin g sturggle to type as i feel the night coming to an end..........

unless we hit up the strip club

BOOOYAHHH

titties in the face for an Ozzie Homer.  I think so

Baines

I could have used an Ozzie homer tonight.  The Cards can suck a dick. I only beat Spike_Owen#1 13-12 with SL vs. NY.  There's no excuse for us playing a close game ever.  Jim Lindeman provided all the offensive firepower.  Everyone else can fuck off, especially Clarrk who popped up on every fucking AB.  I wish I was as fucked up as everyone else right now.
Quote from: Gantry on 07/21/18, 01:51:34 PM
Baines may have hit a homer with Baines, yelled Baines and immediately changed into a Baines jersey.

You know who's the best? Baines...

Flood

Hendu and Baylor both had 4 homer games (in the same 6 inning game) for me last night...yesterday was a good RBI day.
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

fknmclane

And a suicidal day for your opponent.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.