The Straw

[Lips]

Will the madness ever end for Strawberry?

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Darryl Strawberry was kicked out of a drug-treatment center and sent to jail for repeatedly breaking program rules, including a ban on sex between residents, according to court documents released Wednesday.

The former baseball star had many behavior problems at Phoenix House near Ocala, a state Corrections Department report said, and committed a total of 11 violations. Strawberry told his probation officer Tuesday he had sex with a female resident three days earlier.
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All this on his 40th birthday...

[Gwynn3k]

you are devoting an entire topic to this a-hole.  

while your at it, you might as well open one up for his good buddy, doc gooden who is also in the news for his recent misadventures.  these two guys should go off into the mountains somewhere, od, and die.  good riddance.

[Lips]

The Babe said it best in the movie, The Sandlot:

"Heros get remembered, but legends never die."

[Gwynn3k]

i guess... these two are more like cockroaches...  they take in poison but wont die...  


by the way...  have you noticed that darryl looks just like dino from the flintstones?

[Gantry]

Definitely!  Never noticed that before you said it, but there's some Dino-age in there...

[Gwynn3k]

if you think about it... with all the rules straw had to follow while in rehab,  he probably preferred to be back in prison... at least then he can shave his hair and pump chicks when he pleases...  

[Gantry]

I'd say so - consistently breaking rules, getting laid, just like the old days in New York...

As much as we like to disparage the Doctor and Straw, they are the anchors on the 86 mets and the RBI Mets...

[Gwynn3k]

i guess the tengen league was able to keep them away from distractions...