Week 2, Game 1 - Bm @ Pd

[fightonusc]

Game Summary:

Unlike last week's Fantasy RBI League opener, BeefMaster's 1-2 punch came alive at the expense of The Poopydicks, as Don Baylor and Reggie Jackson each drove in five runs to lead BeefMaster past The Poopydicks 13-10 in a game played Tuesday at Tengen Park.

Jackson hit two home run, including a massive screen changing bomb to left field in the sixth inning to give BeefMaster (1-1) a 9-2 lead. The Poopydicks (1-1) would chase Jimmy Key from the game in he bottom of the inning, hitting four home runs in the inning to draw to within 9-8. but in one of several base running errors during the game, Chili Davis was thrown out trying to stretch a double into a triple to end the inning.

Baylor would put the game out of reach with a bases-loaded double in the top of the seventh inning that scored two runs. Jackson would follow Baylor in with a two-run single to finish the scoring for BeefMaster.

Ruppert Jones led The Poopydicks' offense with two home runs and three RBI, while Kevin Mitchell and Chet Lemon each hit a home run and drove in two.

BeefMaster (1-1)

Batting:

Schofield: 2-6, 2B, R
G. Davis: 3-6, 2B, 2 R, K
Baylor: 3-6, 2 2B, HR, 2 R, 5 RBI
Jackson: 4-5, 2B, 2 HR, 3 R, 5 RBI, K
Carter: 4-5, 2 2B, HR, 2 R, 2 RBI
Henderson: 2-5, RBI
Brett: 2-5, 2B, R
Sandberg: 3-5, 2 2B, R
Key: 1-3
Hurst: 1-2, R

Pitching:

Key (W 1-1):  5 IP, 9 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 0 BB, 1 K
Hurst: 2 2/3 IP, 7 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 0 BB, 0 K
McDowell: 1/3 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K
Garrelts (S 1): 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K
(Note: Key faced three batters in the 6th inning)

The Poopydicks (1-1)

Batting:

Buckner: 2-5, 2B, RBI
Jones: 3-5, 2 HR, 2 R, 3 RBI
C. Davis: 1-5, 2B, K
Evans: 2-5, HR, R, RBI
Nokes: 2-5, HR, 2 R, RBI
Lemon: 1-5, HR, R, 2 RBI
Bergman: 1-4, 2B, R
Mitchell: 2-3, HR, R, 2 RBI
Tudor: 0-1
Blyleven: 1-2, 2B, R
Lopes: 0-1

Pitching:

Tudor (L 1-1): 4 IP, 9 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 0 BB, 1 K
Blyleven: 3 IP, 14 H, 10 R, 10 ER, 0 BB, 1 K
Franco: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K
Worrell: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K

Scoring:

BeefMaster – Top of 2nd:

Jackson doubled
Carter doubled, Jackson scored
Bm 1, Pd 0
Henderson fouled out
Brett flied out
Sandberg grounded out

BeefMaster – Top of 3rd:

Key singled
Schofield doubled, Key thrown out at home
G. Davis grounded out
Baylor doubled, Schofield scored
Bm 2, Pd 0
Jackson struck out

BeefMaster – Top of 4th

Carter hit 344 ft. home run to right center field
Bm 3, Pd 0
Henderson singled, tagged out going to second
Brett grounded out
Sandberg doubled
Key popped out

The Poopydicks – Bottom of 4th

C. Davis grounded out
Evans flied out
Nokes hit 352 ft. home run to right center field
Bm 3, Pd 1
Lemon flied out

BeefMaster – Top of 5th

Schofield flied out
G. Davis singled
Baylor hit 571 ft. home run to left center field, G. Davis scored
Bm 5, Pd 1
Jackson hit 372 ft. home run to right center field
Bm 6, Pd 1
Carter doubled
Henderson singled, Carter scored
Bm 7, Pd 1
Brett doubled
Sandberg reached on fielder's choice, Henderson tagged out at home
Key popped out

The Poopydicks – Bottom of 5th

Bergman popped out
Mitchell grounded out
Blyleven doubled
Buckner doubled, Blyleven scored
Bm 7, Pd 2
Jones singled
C. Davis hit into fielder's choice, Jones forced out at second

BeefMaster – Top of 6th

Schofield grounded out
G. Davis doubled
Baylor popped out
Jackson hit 590 ft. home run to right field, G. Davis scored
Bm 9, Pd 2
Carter singled
Henderson grounded out

The Poopydicks – Bottom of 6th

Evans hit 508 ft. home run to center field
Bm 9, Pd 3
Nokes singled
Lemon hit 495 ft. home run to left field, Nokes scored
Bm 9, Pd 5
Bergman doubled
Mitchell hit 461 ft. home run to left center field, Bergman scored
Bm 9, Pd 7
Blyleven grounded out
Bucker flied out
Jones hit 410 ft. home run to right center field
Bm 9, Pd 8
C. Davis doubled, tagged out attempting to advance to third

BeefMaster – Top of 7th

Brett singled
Sandberg singled
Hurst singled
Schofield fouled out
G. Davis struck out
Baylor doubled, Brett and Sandberg scored
Bm 11, Pd 8
Jackson singled, Hurst and Baylor scored
Bm 13, Pd 8
Carter flied out

The Poopydicks – Bottom of 8th

Lindeman singled
Lopes popped out
Buckner flied out
Jones hit 340 ft. home run to left field, Lindeman scored
Bm 13, Pd 10
C. Davis grounded out.

[T Roogs]

I love how you measured out the homers.

[fknmclane]

 

FUCK THAT!  Perhaps the moral of the story here is that I Bert sucks cock and I should have gotten rid of him when I had the chance.

Nice game, Beef.

[dvldog]

Three randomly unrelated things:

1) Are we keeping track of season homers too?

2) I've missed those Marsians.

3) The Yankees will lose tonight also.

[ultimate7]

Yeah, Beefs guys look scary, the first time I watched a game against them, I started laughing as soon as I saw them.  They are the Alien SF Giants.

[dvldog]

but when they play defense, they're invisible... ahhhhh ahah.

[BeefMaster]

I'm still a bit concerned about my lack of homers, but I'll definitely take the win.  The green men are glad to be back in bizness.

[fightonusc]

I am keeping season stats. After this week's games, I'll bust out the league leaders, team stats, etc.

[dvldog]

sweet

i knew you would

[fightonusc]

Chili Davis absolutely killed the Poopydicks today. Just a brutal performance going 1-5 with a K. Plus, the one time he did get a hit, he was thrown out stupidly trying to stretch a double into a triple with two outs to kill a big rally. Never, ever make the third out at third base, especially not with The Natural coming up behind you.

[fknmclane]

Even a top five RBI player has a bad day every once in a while.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drown my Chili doll.

[ultimate7]

FUCK THAT!  Perhaps the moral of the story here is that I Bert sucks cock and I should have gotten rid of him when I had the chance.

Nice game, Beef.

Mcclane, 1 hour until roster deadline for this week, I think, I'm putting offer back on the table until then.

[fknmclane]

I'm gonna give him one more week to prove/redeem himself.  We'll have to discuss the deal next week.