The Ohio 16th man is...............

[TbT]

duh....ME!  just sent JoeD the muny.

to reiterate from a previous post the other night to GDavis.....

Gdavis...when friday rolls around and my paypal transfer goes thru and Joe gets payment i get to be your first round opponent.  Muwahahahahahahahahaha

We're not playing Tecmo Bowl, but if we were I would pick your play every time bitch!

thats right GDavis!  were not playing TB.  Its RBI time.  You might get to play that fancy online rbi crap, and hack roms and even become some high tech mutated rbi cyfreak engineered in a labratory in a dark technological lair in japan, but i got news for yah......Im old school baby!  Im the Rocky of RBI.  Im drinking raw egg yokes, im chasing a chicken in the alley.  im kickin the shit outta a side of beef in the meat locker.  i got a black eye and I'm putting the mack down on my future wife.  im running up mountains in Russia in 6 feet of snow and knocking the piss and bladder plum outta some big dumb russian.

so you go ahead and pick my play in TB all you want brutha, but this is RBI time.  mono y mono.  2 enter the thundercats dome, and only one survives.  im also eating 8 burritos the night before, and i sure as hell aint showerin the week before(although malnu and attezz might protest on that strategy) and im showin up down and out and dirty with nothin to lose, and everything to gain.

and if we play TB, you'll need to pick my play everytime.

Cause you might be some crazy wild eyed fortune tellin Miss Cleo tryin to pick my plays but im the christopher columbus of tecmo bowl.  thats right, they all said the world was flat and you cant stop Bo, but i proved em wrong.  i sicked carl banks on him and put him to sleep.  Bo's nothin more than a footnote in the end of time.  The darkages are here, and hell, fire, and brimstone reign supreme under the darkened shroud that lays forebodingly under my black empire of doom.  So you try and pick my plays, but your eventually suffocating, cause you failed to pay your oxegen bill. 

that is all

TBT 

[TbT]

to better my chances i have PMed Wumpst and asked for wise words of inspiration.   

now awaiting reply

[Gantry]

It's on GDavis...   If you do too well against TBT, he'll strangle you with his goatie... 

[fightonusc]

It's on GDavis... If you do too well against TBT, he'll swallow you up into his goatse...

[GDavis]

Oh my...

[Stock]

What is the scouting report on TBT?

Contender or Pretender?  Who has played him?

[GDavis]

What is the scouting report on TBT?

Contender or Pretender?  Who has played him?

Based on what I've heard from Gantry and Fightonusc, he's got a long goatee and a huge anus.

[Gantry]

If I were TBT, I'd be cranking some of that Death Metal while the series is goign on.  GDavis may have skills, but it's a whole different game when Goatwhore is coming at you at 90 decibels... 

[GDavis]

Home field should get to pick the background music for the game.  When I'm home, I'll be pumping some Crosby Stills and Nash.  Nothing gets me pumped up like "Our House".  That shit is hot.

[Gantry]

I'd be throwing on some Atari Teenage Riot and screech Foster out of the arena.  A winner is me!

[TbT]

What is the scouting report on TBT?

Contender or Pretender?  Who has played him?

Based on what I've heard from Gantry and Fightonusc, he's got a long goatee and a huge anus.

if you got a pencil neck, i got 8-10 inches of goatee to strangle with.....if you have a pencil dick, i got about a centimeter or 2 to work with in my butthole.   

All strategy Gantry, wear the hoodie and the headphones while batting.

At the drop of a hat i'll get ol doc or clemmens to go 5 or 6 scoreless innings vs SF or CAL in 2-player, so i know I can make some hay pitching (prolly not cheat like JD).  im from the school or using only 1 starting pitcher when we play, so that may be helpful for me.  Having all 4 guys to pitch with sounds like a good deal to me.  I only play NES and the computer a lot just for the hell of it in my spare time.  We(fd guys) get some serious 4 man tourneys played about every other month, so get my share of 2-player RBI in here and there.  the guys are gonna try to send me off with a lot of play here the next couple weekends.  looks like there'll be 3 fort dodgers playing in chicago next year(i hope)

i expect to compete strong and be in games, and not get blown out.  this is the best of the best, so id be happy to just win a few games in a couple series before im sent packing.  i have no delusions about wining this.  ppl talk smack to me about tecmo bowl, then i kill em 35-3 so i'll draw from that experience and not expect to win anything.

that is all

[Nacho]

Home field should get to pick the background music for the game. When I'm home, I'll be pumping some Crosby Stills and Nash. Nothing gets me pumped up like "Our House". That shit is hot.

Pardon me, but doesn't RBI already provide adequate background music?  I almost alway leave the game's song on, which you'd think would get annoying but never has.

[BDawk]

 The Ohio 16th man is...............



Wumpst

[Nacho]

The Ohio 16th man is...............



Wumpst

Somebody should show up and claim that you are wumpst and that you are showing up to claim your title as RBI King.  Or even better, it would be pretty sweet if Wumpst has been watching this whole time and plans to show up and attend the festivities.

[BDawk]

If I know Wumpst, and I think I know him pretty well, he'll be there. Oh yeah, he'll be there.

[TbT]

im quiet positive that if Wumpst showed up, he would have a free space to crash in someones room, free drinks all weekend, and free lap dances(not by dEE-NEEers of course).

and what ever the hell else he wanted!   

Wumpst!  Wumpst! Wumpst!  Wumpst!  Wumpst! Wumpst!

[Nacho]

im quiet positive that if Wumpst showed up, he would have a free space to crash in someones room, free drinks all weekend, and free lap dances(not by dEE-NEEers of course).

and what ever the hell else he wanted!   

Wumpst!  Wumpst! Wumpst!  Wumpst!  Wumpst! Wumpst!

I will now show up under the alias of 'Wumpst.'