RBIer joins new cast of VH1's The Surreal Life

[fightonusc]

Just when you thought that hJose couldn't fall any farther...

Jose Canseco join new cast of VH1's The Surreal Life

Other "housemates" are:

Motocross star Carey Hart
"America's Next Top Model" judge and fucking train wreck Janice Dickinson
Sandi "Pepa" Denton of "Salt N Pepa"
Bitchy black woman Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth of "The Apprentice"
British model/rode hard and put to bed wet Exhibit A Caprice
and...
Bronson "Balki" Pinchot

Should be fabulous.

[RedBarron]

hJose and Balki should inject each other. . .. . .

[Gantry]

Jesus, what a fucking list...

I may watch an episode, for canseco of course.  *cough* Caprice

[BDawk]

I'm going to pitch The RBI Surreal Life to VH1.
One player from each team would live together for a couple of months.


I'd like to see

Reggie Jackson
Pat Sheridan
Bill Buckner
Tom Brunanski
Glen Davis
Darryl Strawberry & Dwght Gooden  (these guys need to be together)
Kevin Mitchell
Steve Lake
Jose Canseco & Mark McGwire  (obvious reasons)
Pedro Guerrero


What a house that would be. They could talk about baseball, do drugs, get in fights, and cuddle. What else would you want?

[japetus462]

Coke slangin' Pedro would be a great Surreal Life member.

[fightonusc]

UPDATE:

At the bar last week, I wound up talking to a guy who had been to The Highlands (an upscale night club at the Hollywood & Highland complex in LA, where the Oscar theater is) earlier in the evening. Apparently, hJose was there with the rest of the Surreal Life cast, doing something that involved hJose dressed in drag and bumping and grinding on-stage. I saw the pictures on the guy's camera phone, and Merciful Zeus, it wasn't pretty.

[ultimate7]

Pics?

pictures on the guy's camera phone.

Pics?

[Gantry]

I don't think I can support this venture in any way, even with a busty model and hjose Canseco.  That says a lot about my disdain for reality TV...