Bad day for Kirby

[Gantry]

Kirby Puckett was accused today of dragging a woman into a bathroom at a restaurant and fondling her.  Not the first time he's had run-ins with the opposite sex but we'll let the courts decide:

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2002/1018/1447647.html

[vgp100]

Is there a law against that?

[sucka free]

What's Kirby's RBI nickname?  Oh yeah.......the story is starting to make sense

[NotURMasButArmas]

The woman accusing is obviously not an RBI player. If she was the she wouldn't be getting the RBI Legend in trouble.

[Gantry]

I don't know...  considering how misleading his stats are, perhaps she's extracting some sort of twisted RBI revenge

[NotURMasButArmas]

That's just sick...she's the one who should be put in jail.

Armas

[vgp100]

I agree.  Kirby does suck in RBI, but he doesn't suck so bad that he deserves that punishment. It's not like he's Larry Herndon or something.

[Gwynn3k]

i dont know, i think herndon is just as good as kirby puckett.    kirby received the same treatment gwynn did.  the programmers made them shitty...  i smell conspiracy  where's johnny fucking cochran   if tengen were still around i am sure he would have hit them with some sort of civil action suit.

[Big Hath]

If the stats don't fit, you must acquit!

[GDavis]

I thought Kirby was blind as a bat.  Maybe he thought that woman was his wife.

[85_royals]

If the stats don't fit, you must acquit!

That is a quality quote Big Hath!  Cheers!

[NotURMasButArmas]

I thought Kirby was blind as a bat.  Maybe he thought that woman was his wife.

Good call. I think Kirby was reaching for a paper towel to dry off his hands and some lady went in the wrong restroom and she happened to step right in front of his hand, therefore Kirby accidently groped her. In no way would I ever suspect an RBI Legend (besides Cokeman, Straw...etc) to commit such a crime. With that being said, I say if he did touch a tit then more power to him but I don't support it. That didn't make much sense so I'm just going to say that I'm heterosexual and boobs are fun to touch.

Armas

[The__Rocket]

what is this about kirbys suckin on RBI he is part of the best 2,3,4,5 lineup in the game

[Attezzobal]

I thought Kirby was blind as a bat. Maybe he thought that woman was his wife.

Bumpst, now we know when GDavis became funny. (I'm going to keep you all waiting for me to become such)

We're still waiting for BDawk, right?

[GDavis]

Can you pinpoint the time when I stopped being funny?

[fightonusc]

Can you pinpoint the time when I stopped being funny?

[GDavis]

Can you pinpoint the time when I stopped being funny?

Oh I have to think it happened way before this.

[nomaaa]

If the stats don't fit, you must acquit!

nice