RBI COTUT Documentary

[TbT]

I got an email from a guy who's in next years Cotut who is filming a documentary on the RBI cult/Cotut.  I'm supposed to meet him down in ames here in a few hours for about a 20 minute shoot or something.  He's from Cali but his wife is from Iowa, so thats how he's out here.  I'll be sure to name drop Dee-Nee and probably Tecmo Bowl.   

i guess its just a quick interview about how i started playing, and how the game is still relevant now...blah blah blah, and how i got see knockers in Columbutt thanks to the local prostitute regime.  were gonna find some out of the way pub to do it at.

he's probably a psycho whos gonna kill and rape me once hes done.  so-long Dee-Nee.  With that said I should divy up my belongings for Dee-Nee.

Joe Dirt, you can have my Bryan Hansen Tecmo Bowl Championship trophy, cause Nate was too sorry to ever win it himself.  Those Raiders always bent him over and furiously rape him come playoff time basically foiling his evil plans of getting anywhere near it.  muwhahahahahahahahaha.

Goreds, you can have my arcade cart, and vodka/hot damn supply.  enjoy.

Nommmmaaaa you can have my porn collection and my briefcase with buttplugs, dildo's, lube, and all that jazz.  have fun with the ladies

Malnu, for you, my wumpst t-shirt.

Baines, you can have any left over undies that i havent doctored up yet.

Nate, you can have my HP printer, for all the memories.   

Moses, come pick up your crappy budweiser.

Thats all i can think of at the moment.  i gotta go poop.

[TbT]

Marshall is a very cool guy.  Im sure he'll fit in well with all the other yahoo's at the cotut/dee-nee fest.  Came to find he's been playing fairly non stop since high school with a buddy of his, and he lives in pasadena. I guess that would put him in Fighton's neck of the woods. 

We discussed a little about player abilities and what makes the elite RBI'ers a cut above the rest.  had Subway to eat as well.  We were gonna originally go to a bar, but the ones in campus town were all closed thanks to the holiday, so we hit taco bell, but the music was too loud in there and he feared audio would suffer.  So subway was the place. 

[Gantry]

Wow, this is all very cool.  Is this guy a dee-nee poster at all?   

[nomaaa]

Nommmmaaaa you can have my porn collection and my briefcase with buttplugs, dildo's, lube, and all that jazz.  have fun with the ladies

first off, thank you! i'm glad i am remembered.
a couple questions, however. is this briefcase cow leather? and does this include any leftover carrots?

[TbT]

@ Gantry...No he is not.  He didnt even know about the website, or maybe found out about it thru the cotut.  anyways it was all news to him.

@ Nommmmaaa...nope not cowhide and no left over carrotts.

[fightonusc]

Ask him if he wants to meet for sex in a public bathroom play sometime. Teddy and I are always looking for a Lemon Party more local players.

[TβG]

that is bizarre that this guy would be so serious about rbi and yet has not heard of this site.  dah-nah. 

usc.... fine.

[Gantry]

So this fine fellow is going to the COTUT, playing in the tourney and filming it? 

This is the perfect time for someone else to step up and film about the other aspect of dee-nee culture - the drunken rowdiness that is a dee-nee.com gathering.  Who will step up?

[ultimate7]

I think someone should make a documentary about the making of this documentary.

[BDawk]

That's the story I want to see

[fightonusc]

I think someone should make a documentary about the making of Lemon Party.

[TbT]

Fighton, I'll put this guy in touch with you and TBG.  I'll dig out his email or something later today, and mayeb he can get together with you guys and film yah.  I also have been talking with Dennis Kim from the Hammer of the Gods tourney (SF/bay area RBI'er) and I think he would be a good guy to have in the mix as well. 

[BDawk]

I think I should be a feature of this documentary

[Gantry]

I haven't heard from Dennis Kim in a LONG time, what's he been up to TBT?  I think he was the first "outsider" to actually sign up for the forums...

[TbT]

he says that he and a few guys have played rbi in the last 3 months or so.  also mentioned that a lot of the guys are now married/have kids and dont have the time to get together hardly ever to play rbi.

[Gantry]

They need to get another Hammer of the Gods tourney going again.  That Cup for the victor is still the greatest non-cash RBI tournament prize in the country...

[TbT]

Id love to see Beales up the ante in his tourney by 10 bucks and use the extra $160 for a trophy of some kind. 

[moses]

Moses, come pick up your crappy budweiser.

Thats all i can think of at the moment.  i gotta go masturbate.

Do you still have my budweiser if so I will be up there in two weeks and i will not mind picking my ole' friend.

[TbT]

yeah its still here.  i hid it from the party people on new years. 
i did urinate all over the cans though, so u might just wanna wash em off 1st before drinking them.

[moses]

yeah its still here.  i hid it from the party people on new years. 
i did urinate all over the cans though, so u might just wanna wash em off 1st before drinking them.

ummmm Yummy