Cardinals Winter Warm-up 10th Anniversary (RBI stars included)

Started by VerlairWightSL, 01/11/06, 03:36:40 PM

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VerlairWightSL

This upcoming weekend, my father and I are going to the Winter Warm-up. People (these ONLY list the RBI stars) include:

Danny Cox (Penises)
Jack Clark (Hack-a-Jack)
Curt Ford (Flood)
Todd Worrell (Todd of Wor) - yes I coined that nickname
Ken "Major" Dayley
Tom Herr (Tommy Him)

I'm surprised Ozzie "Ten Drink" Smith won't be there, neither will Steve Lake. No wonder why, as Ozzie very rarely gets a home run in RBINES, while Steve Lake is just meh. I'm glad Willie "Ugly" McGee won't be there because he lives up to his RBI nickname.
"The guys who made up this schedule must have been in a room with a bottle of Wild Turkey and 40 straws." - Dave Bergman

BeeJay

"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

japetus462

I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look for the 6'5 guy wearing a Willie McGee jersey.

Nacho

Quote from: japetus462 on 01/11/06, 04:22:17 PM
I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look for the 6'5 guy wearing a Willie McGee jersey.  It won't be me, but it is always good to know tall people who appreciate Willie McGee as much as the rest of us.

VerlairWightSL

Quote from: BeeJay on 01/11/06, 04:12:34 PM
Quote from: VerlairWightSL on 01/11/06, 03:36:40 PM
I'm glad Willie "Ugly" McGee won't be there.[/size]

die

I'm glad he won't be there because according to Gantry, Willie McGee is the ugliest man ever.

Edit: I don't hate him at all, and I never did. He's an OK hitter in RBI Baseball, nothing special though.
"The guys who made up this schedule must have been in a room with a bottle of Wild Turkey and 40 straws." - Dave Bergman

japetus462

Quote from: Nacho on 01/11/06, 07:15:11 PM
Quote from: japetus462 on 01/11/06, 04:22:17 PM
I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look for the 6'5 guy wearing a Willie McGee jersey.  It won't be me, but it is always good to know tall people who appreciate Willie McGee as much as the rest of us.

The man doesn't make the Willie jersey, the Willie jersey makes the man.

Gantry

Trust me Velair, McGee is one ugly dude...

So what exactly is this winter warm up? 


VerlairWightSL

Day one was a success so far. I got pictures of Danny Cox, Jack "Bad Attitude" Clark, and manager of the Cardinals during the 1987 postseason run, Whitey Herzog. I said hello to Jack Clark, and he didn't respond, just looked at me, and he's known to have a bad attitude in real life. What a hack he is, I thought he'd be nicer for what he did for St. Louis (he's one of their only good guys in RBI). Not my fault he owned 18 automobiles and had over $11m in debt.
"The guys who made up this schedule must have been in a room with a bottle of Wild Turkey and 40 straws." - Dave Bergman

Gantry

Man, I would have figured that Whitey Herzog was dead by now...