Fantasy RBI Week 10

[fightonusc]

The South Arkansas Penis @ Unholy Legions of Doom game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[fightonusc]

Recap:

Kirk Gibson and Eric Davis each homered and drove in four as the visiting South Arkansas Penis pummelled The Unholy Legions of Doom 17-2 in an interleague Fantasy RBI game called after three innings on Wednesday. The Legions of Doom fans expressed their displeasure through the game, with boos cascading down from the bleachers of Tengen Stadium and signs calling for team owner/GM/manager Beefmaster to fire himself after the team fell to 4-6. However, in a statement issued to the media after the game, Beefmaster gave himself a "full vote of confidence".

"I'm 100 percent convinced in my abilities as a manager despite this loss," the statement said. "I've known myself for a long time, and I know that working along myself as a GM, we can pull this team together. I'm not the type of owner who abandons himself because I have a tough stretch - I'm in this together for the long haul."

The South Arkansas Penis (5-5) tagged losing pitcher Mike Witt for 19 hits in three innings.



Box Score:

[TβG]

"unholy legions of do"'h! indeed.

[Shooty]

Mike Witt ERA = not good

[BeefMaster]

In his defense, only 14 of those runs were earned.

[fightonusc]

THE Parish State University @ The Poopydicks game is now complete. Game video attached, box score and recap to follow.

[fightonusc]

Recap:

Chili Davis' two-out grand slam capped an eight-run third inning to lead The Poopydicks to a 13-3, mercy-rule victory over THE Parish State University in an interleague Fantasy RBI game played today at Tengen Stadium.

The third inning outburst off of losing pitcher Mike Scott helped The Poopydicks (6-4) break open what had been a 3-3 game after 1 1/2 innings. Davis scored four runs in the game for The Poopydicks, which George Bell added a home run.

Brian Downing was the lone offensive bright spot for THE Parish State University (4-6), hitting a three-run home run in the second inning to tie the score.

Box Score:

[TβG]

we sorely need a baseball tonight episode to wake up all the fantasy fans here at dee-nee.

[fightonusc]

Agreed.

[fknmclane]

POO-PY-DICKS!
POO-PY-DICKS!
POO-PY-DICKS!
POO-PY-DICKS!