What says "Gantry" more than this?!

[JoeDirt]

Two of Gantry's favorite things combined into one kickass product:

Potatoes and Beer.


I immediately thought of Gantry when I came across this.  This is everything that is good in the world of Gantry.

My buddy gave me this several years ago, but I think he had it for several years as well.  I don't know the actual date that it came out.  I'm sure it's not worth much, but I kept it just because it's cool.

Notice that the bottle is made to look like a wooden baseball bat with Reggie's signature at the barrell of the bat--where it'd be if it was a real bat.

I believe Coors Light at one time made these for each of the 500 HR club members...

I am donating this to Gantry when he gets to OH for the tourney.   

[RedBarron]

attach some chin pubes. . . . then it'll be perfect.

[Gantry]

That's a beautiful specimen, and I would be honored to have it...

attach some chin pubes. . . . then it'll be perfect.

I got bored last night and took a No. 4 clip to the beard, so it's not as pubey.  Still as handsome (and yellow) as ever....

[RedBarron]

Man, if there was a way to just post the title of that photo. . . .  . . . .


I'm jealous, Oh Creator of RBI Baseball --- I can't grow any semblance of facial hair whatsoever.  I have what we like to call "summer hair."

Summer here, summer there, but none of them are all together.   

[BeeJay]

If I stop shaving for a while, I get the Joe Dirt look.  My goatee comes in fine, as well as the sideburns, but that's about it.  I get a really thin moustache and nothing else.

[Gantry]

I can't grow it well either, but after half a decade or so it comes in somewhat thick.   Patience my friend...

[Mike D.]

i have a thick, lush moose-stache.