ALL-FAT Team

[BeefMaster]

I wouldn't even mind seeing an all-redneck team. Jeff Kent, Dennis Cook, and John Kruk.

Four words for you: JOHN ROCKER, TEAM CAPTAIN

Heck, this is shaping up to be a good ROM - the All-Fat Team, the All-Short Team, the All-Redneck Team... we could add an All-Mustache Team with Goose Gossage and most of the 80's Red Sox, and maybe an All-Mullet Team, headed by Dan Gladden.  Unfortunately, the Chuck Finley All-Guys-That-Got-Beat-Up-By-Their-Wives Team probably won't be able to round up enough players, which is too bad.

[Ross]

Hmmm....all of these ideas could make for a hell of a rom.  "RBI:  Losers of Baseball"?  All-Fat Team, All-Mustache Team, All-Hick Team, All-Bald Team...what else...All-Dope Addicts, All-Sex Addicts (Wade Boggs!), or how about an All-Retard team.  Sammy Sosa will be the logo since he looks like Corky (HA!) from "Our House".  We could also have an All-Cork team.

[doveRBI]

i vote that dennis eckersley head the all mustache-bullpen and don't forget to put zane smith on the all buck-teeth team

[The Murph]

Rollie Fingers on the mustache team for sure, what about an ALL-CHEAT team with such players as George Brett (pine tar), Gaylord Perry (everything), of course Sosa, and Niekro (both brothers were dirty in their pitches).  And of course the almighty Shoeless Joe Jackson.  What a great lineup.

[MarquisEXB]

All Ugly team. Although most people on the all fat team could double up. This one would have Randy Johnson & Willie McGee (mishapen head).

[doveRBI]

Can Don Zimmer Manage the All-Fat team?

[ericdavisfan]

I like Benny Agbayani on the all-fat team.  Also, did anyone mention Kirby Puckett?  He continues to inflate himself!  Gantry had a nice call with Terry Forster.  He's the one that Dave Letterman called a "Fat Tub of Goo."  

[Gantry]

If there's an all-ugly team, Willie McGee is starting pitcher, manager and #3 hitter.  Actually, he's so ugly that he'll be the only member of the "All Fugly Team"

[jaylums]

Otis-Otis Nixon would definitely lead off.  I still can't believe a player existed that could get 30 hits a year and still steal 50 bases.  What a freak!

Vinnie Coleman's up there too, man.

[doveRBI]

don't count out ricky henderson on the all ugly team that guy was ugly as sin... the most grizzled black man of all time.  also can jason and jeremy giami grow their hair back and hit back to back on the all redneck team?

[jaylums]

I swear, man, the faster, the uglier.  

[B]

an amazing triple threat is the eck....on the all mullet, all moustache and all ugly team....

i would have to agree that willie mcgee should have to play every posistion on the ugly team like bugs bunny did in that cartoon