Baylor has lost his record

[BeefMaster]

Craig Biggio broke the modern career record for being hit by pitches in last night's game.

[fathedX]

This sucks.  Has Biggio ever tried to get out of the way of a pitched ball?  He should be stripped of the title and someone should take a hammer to his armor. 

[RedBarron]

Baylor still has the record for most times hit by a pitch without wearing body armour.

[fathedX]

Baylor never moved much either, but at least he took it like a man.  I swear, Biggio aims his armor at the ball sometimes.

[BeefMaster]

If I were in charge of baseball, the rules would be changed to state that if a pitch hits a player's protective gear (excluding gear on the head), the player is not entitled to first base unless the pitch would have been ball four.  The pitch would simply be called a ball or strike depending on where it would have crossed the plate.  I would also apply this rule to loose-fitting clothing.

[BDawk]

I would make all players and managers wear ties while playing...and have pigtails.

[BeefMaster]

I would make all players and managers wear ties while playing...and have pigtails.

What if the player is bald?  Would he have to wear a wig?  Could he just wear one of those hats with the pigtails coming out of it, like some people wear to Vikings games?

[BDawk]

No, bald players arent allowed to play.
Well, maybe they could wear assless chaps to make up for it. But they had better be leather.

[TβG]

No, bald players arent allowed to play.

well i guess that disqualifies darkside/wally joyner.

[RedBarron]

don zimmer in assless chaps. . . . . . .. uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, ooooh, i'm cumming, i'm cumming. . . . uhhhh, yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







I feel better now.