Newly Discovered Playing Style

[underatednoobie]

Me and MrOrangejuice recently founded a new style of play... we call it 'TJP'

Rules[/b]
1. strait pitch pitching rules
2. defense cannot throw the ball when fielding, until your players foot touches dirt
3. defense cannot catch a fly ball that would hit the ground before the white line that begins the outfield
     3-b. your fielders entire body must be behind the 'outfield line', in order to make the catch
     3-c. your fielder is allowed to make a catch while touching the infield only if he 'snags' the ball and his glove is entirely over the 'outfield line'
4. all swings must be 'chipshots'
5. you win the game if you are winning by the number of innings completed, except after the first inning
6. if you make a 'bop' while touching the dirt, you are not allowed to throw the ball until you touch the dirt with full possesion of the ball
7. if the offensive team hits a 'walzie', they must forfeit the rest of the inning by allowing their players to strike out
8. any violation of a rule during play, results in an automatic HR by the next batter
   8-b. if the player hits a HR over the fense in this instance it still counts for the defensive penalty
9. any rule you make up is legal during play, for the rest of the game
   9-b. the rule cannot take back a play in any way, it is enstated for the rest of the game only
   9-c. the rule cannot contridict, in any way, a previous rule made, or any of the original rules
10. there are no extra innings, after the ninth inning a tied game is decided by the tiebraker rules

Tiebraker Rules[/b]
1. whoever drank more beers during competion is the winner
2. the player with the smaller penis is the winner
3. the player with the largest areola (area around the nipple) diameter is the winner
4. whoever owns the NES is the winner
5. coin toss

ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR TIEBRAKER RULES?

Respectfully submitted,
          Underated Noobie 

p.s. anyone want to get a game going?

[TommyD (MrOJ)]

wut if the coin falls down the air condition register

[OctoFranco]

I have a new style of chess where the knights move like rooks, the rooks are immobile, and the pawns can only move backwards.  Also the bishops can teleport, you have three queens, and the king can't move unless he's attacking.  The object of the game is to arrange your pieces on the board in the shape of a swastika.

Anybody want to play?

[JerryD]

Sack races on consecutive Sundays.

[TommyD (MrOJ)]

i'd say u take the 119 pounders from each guys favorite wrestling team, and see which one has the biggest weiner.

[PHole717]

I have a new style of chess where the knights move like rooks, the rooks are immobile, and the pawns can only move backwards.  Also the bishops can teleport, you have three queens, and the king can't move unless he's attacking.  The object of the game is to arrange your pieces on the board in the shape of a swastika.

Anybody want to play?

I was captain of the chess team in highschool =D I rocked. Ill play you in this style

[OctoFranco]

I have a new style of chess where the knights move like rooks, the rooks are immobile, and the pawns can only move backwards.  Also the bishops can teleport, you have three queens, and the king can't move unless he's attacking.  The object of the game is to arrange your pieces on the board in the shape of a swastika.

Anybody want to play?

I was captain of the chess team in highschool =D I rocked. Ill play you in this style

Hey, really?  I'd love to play a game against you.  I was champ of my high school junior and senior years.  Also I once beat Attezzobal with only my king and eight pawns.  It was the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Seriously, A-ball, shame on you.  Even a novice should beat Bobby Fischer if he plays with no back row...

If you have AIM, PHole, drop me a message at NoPity4TheMasses if you see me online and we can play (standard rules though, I'm afraid).

[JoeDirt]

[If you have AIM, PHole, drop me a message at NoPity4TheMasses if you see me online and we can play (standard rules though, I'm afraid).

Clarification again, Oct, 'cause I'm still unsure: is that "No pity for the masses," or "No pity for them asses?"

Either way, the masses of asses deserve a little pity, do they not?

[Attezzobal]

Hey, really? I'd love to play a game against you. I was champ of my high school junior and senior years. Also I once beat Attezzobal with only my king and eight pawns. It was the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Seriously, A-ball, shame on you. Even a novice should beat Bobby Fischer if he plays with no back row...

In my defense, I had barely been awake for 6 hours, and had NO distractions or anything, and concentrated pretty hard.

Aww fuck off.

EDIT: I think Octo had a Queen or possibly a Rook or Horsie or something as well...But I could just be trying to save face.

[PHole717]

I have a new style of chess where the knights move like rooks, the rooks are immobile, and the pawns can only move backwards.  Also the bishops can teleport, you have three queens, and the king can't move unless he's attacking.  The object of the game is to arrange your pieces on the board in the shape of a swastika.

Anybody want to play?

I added you. my SN is DrumsforLife717. Can't wait to play!

I was captain of the chess team in highschool =D I rocked. Ill play you in this style

Hey, really?  I'd love to play a game against you.  I was champ of my high school junior and senior years.  Also I once beat Attezzobal with only my king and eight pawns.  It was the saddest, most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Seriously, A-ball, shame on you.  Even a novice should beat Bobby Fischer if he plays with no back row...

If you have AIM, PHole, drop me a message at NoPity4TheMasses if you see me online and we can play (standard rules though, I'm afraid).

[fknmclane]

Solid post, PHole.  You must have put a lot of thought into that.  You just blew my fucking mind 1,000 thousand times over.

[Flood]

Solid post, PHole. You must have put a lot of thought into that. You just blew my fucking mind 1,000 thousand times over.

ditto

[Mike D.]

I hate this fucking thread.  Hate it hate it hate it.  Grrrr.....

[Attezzobal]

I have a new style of chess where the knights move like rooks, the rooks are immobile, and the pawns can only move backwards. Also the bishops can teleport, you have three queens, and the king can't move unless he's attacking. The object of the game is to arrange your pieces on the board in the shape of a swastika.

Anybody want to play?

Bump for Winsoopledooples guy...

I loved the previous post so much.

[GDavis]

If anyone wants to play a game in this style let me know.  My AIM ID is mikeduofa.  I will not respond to PMs, only instant messages through AIM.

[Flood]

If anyone wants to play a game in this style let me know. My AIM ID is mikeduofa. I will not respond to PMs, only instant messages through AIM.

MikeD pm'd me the following message:
"I hate GDavis."

True story.