reading the old shit

[fknmclane]

On the third page of posts you guys were talking about power numbers.  How exactly do you know these numbers and are the power numbers for every player posted on this site?

[Lips]

The power numbers are embedded in the programming code that makes up RBI.  And yes, all the power numbers are documented on the team pages.  Just click on a team under NES or Arcade in the left-hand side navigation of dee-nee.com.

[doveRBI]

look mclane im drunk as fuck and i can only hope that your gay ass name is in reference to bruce willis' character in die hard.  stop asking gay stupid questions.  this is the third one you'd asked and around here.... like rbi.... it's three strikes you're out... suck it up or get the fuck out.

[fknmclane]

Ouch!  I guess you're an angry drunk.  I can't help but ask stupid questions.  That's what stupid people do.

My gay ass name?  McLane is my last name.  So suck Donnie Moore's dead dick.

[doveRBI]

Wow!  I have to say that I have out done myself.  I just read the post before last, the one shamelessly insulting mclane and I was laughing outloud hysterically mentally congratulating whatever asshole wrote it.

Then I realized that I had written it.

No memory do I have of doing so.  Of course, as the post states, I was drunk as fuck so I suppose that explains it.  I would apologize, but mclane your signature line further inscenses me.  Are you refering to a skin flute?  As usual I have cracked myself up.  I hope someone is keeping track of my drunk posts.  I'm going to set a goal that 5% of my posts should be so drunken that I don't remember.  I think I'm right on track.
Dove

[fknmclane]

That's rather impressive that you don't remember posting at all.  I once took a leak on my brother's bed when I was drunk.  Don't remember and thank God he wasn't in it.

If I further incensed you with my quote, relax.  Haven't you ever seen Caddyshack?  Chevy Chase is quoting a Zen philosopher.

[doveRBI]

That is understandable... I once pissed in my friends pantry because I was convinced it was the bathroom  

[fknmclane]

You're not the only one.  In my first year of college my friends had this huge house rented out and we partied all the time.  Last I heard it took the landlord a year before he could re-rent it.

Anyway, I drank an 18 pack of Keystone (most beer ever for me at that point) and passes out on the couch outside.  I was told the next morning that I walked into the kitchen, bent down and opened both cupboard doors underneath the sink.  I then proceeded to meticulously take everything out and set it off to the side.

After completing this task I dropped my shorts and boxers down to my ankles and pissed in the cabinets.  I shook, put everything back where I found it and went back to the couch and passed out.

My friend was playing N64 when I did this and witnessed the whole thing.  I guess I was sleepwalking. I'm sure the alcohol didn't help.

Oh yeah...my name is gay and so's my quote.  What the fuck is Dove?

[vgp100]

look mclane im drunk as fuck and i can only hope that your gay ass name is in reference to bruce willis' character in die hard.  stop asking gay stupid questions.  this is the third one you'd asked and around here.... like rbi.... it's three strikes you're out... suck it up or get the fuck out.

Even drunk, he guards the integrity of these boards. I guess you could say he guards them like someone from Lowell guards a crack pipe.

[Mike D.]

I'm much tougher with my cack pipe, thank you very much.  It's tough to find some good broken lightbulbs these days....

[vgp100]

You know Mike D, I'm surprised more people aren't familiar with that special on HBO. At least one Dickie and Boo reference occurs in my office every week.
In fact, I'm not sure if you saw the Gatti / Ward fight lst year, but Dickie was in the corner of Mickey Ward. At least he's making something of himself.

[GDavis]

So suck Donnie Moore's dead dick.

Great line.  I'm definately stealing that one.  I tried it the other day but i was drunk and said "Dudley Moore's dead dick".  Worked just fine though.

[Mike D.]

I'm friends with both the Mick and Dickie Eklund.  Good guys, Mick works on a paving crew with one of my high school buddies.  I've been to all three of the Ward/Gatti bouts.  

[fknmclane]

You know Mickey Ward?   That's fuckin' unbelievable.  I can't believe you went to all three fights as well.  That's like, well I don't know what it's like but I'm insanely jealous.  I've been scrambling to get all three on tape.

[Mike D.]

I could probably score the fights on tape, if you want them.  Funny Mickey Ward story:  A bunch of us are in a bar called the Sports Page in Lowell, MA.  Everyone's driking, getting rowdy and whatnot.  All of a sudden Mick stands up, and being both punch and liquor drunk, yells "Hey, let's go to the Sports Page!".   His fiancee just turns red and says "Mick, we ARE at the Sports Page."  Soooo funny.

[fknmclane]

If you could get the fights for me that would be awesome.  I'd pay for shipping and all that shit and whatever else expenses you may want to throw at me.  Let me know.

[Mike D.]

If you could get the fights for me that would be awesome.  I'd pay for shipping and all that shit and whatever else expenses you may want to throw at me.  Let me know.

I never did this for mclane.

[BDawk]

What a friend

[Mike D.]

I did mention it to him again a few weeks back, though.  Just to rub it in I guess.

[JoeDirt]

I guess that sorta counts