Fantasy RBI Baseball League III Draft

[RedBarron]

Frank Viola

[Shooty]

Whats the answer to the following questions?

A) Who is my pick?

B) Who's next?

A: Baines

[RedBarron]

you're a bastard for taking baines from baines.

its not like baines is worth a shit. . . . either of them.

[Shooty]

you're a bastard for taking baines from baines.

its not like baines is worth a shit. . . . either of them.

Its a devestating emotional blow.  My team won't win with talent alone so it has to mind fuck with the other teams. 

[Baines]

Dykstra

[RedBarron]

with the 8th pick of the 80s babe draft. . . .  . .

[Gerlost]

Round 11
Juan Berenger

Round 12
Mookie Wilson

[Baines]

Lombardozzi

[Shooty]

Kerfeld

[RedBarron]

willie hernandez, rp

[defen]

Uncle Jesse

[fightonusc]

I select hJose Cruz

[fknmclane]

Bedrosian

[ultimate7]

Bob Stanley

[fightonusc]

ROUND 1

1. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Andre Dawson (OF)
2. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Jose Canseco (OF)
3. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Darrell Evans (IF)
4. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Jorge Bell (OF)
5. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Mark McGwire (IF)
6. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Reggie Jackson
7. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Eric Davis
8. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Don Baylor (OF)
9. Baines - Darryl Strawberry (OF)
10. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Tony Armas (OF)

ROUND 2

11. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Kent Hrbek (IF)
12. Baines - Dale Murphy (OF)
13. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Jim Rice (OF)
14. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Kirk Gibson (OF)
15. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Mike Schmidt (IF)
16. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc)- Tim Raines (OF)
17. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Chili Davis (OF)
18. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Gary Gaetti (IF)
19. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Jack Clark (IF)
20. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Dwight Gooden (SP)

ROUND 3

21. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Ellis Burks (OF)
22. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Will Clark (IF)
23. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Ruppert Jones (OF)
24. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Don Mattingly (IF)
25. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Tom Brunansky (OF)
26. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Gary Carter (C)
27. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Alan Trammell (IF)
28. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Tom Brookens (IF)
29. Baines - Wally Joyner (IF)
30. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Doug DeCinces (IF)

ROUND 4

31. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Dwight Evans (OF)
32. Baines - Glenn Davis (IF)
33. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Rich Gedman (C)
34. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Jeffrey Leonard (OF)
35. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Dick Schofield (IF)
36. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc)- Bill Madlock (IF)
37. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Matt Nokes (C)
38. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Tim Laudner (C)
39. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Chet Lemon (OF)
40. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Candy Maldanado (OF)

ROUND 5

41. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Keith Hernandez (IF)
42. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Dave Henderson (OF)
43. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Cal Ripken (IF)
44. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Lou Whitaker (IF)
45. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Kevin Mitchell (IF)
46. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - John Tudor (SP)
47. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Pedro Guerrero (OF)
48. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - George Brett (IF)
49. Baines - Brian Downing (OF)
50. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Bob Boone (C)

ROUND 6

51. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Jim Lindeman (OF)
52. Baines - Wade Boggs (IF)
53. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - George Hendrick (OF)
54. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Bob Brenly (C)
55. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Harry Spilman (IF)
56. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Mike Heath (C)
57. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Phil Garner (IF)
58. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Pat Sheridan (OF)
59. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Bobby Grich (IF)
60. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Rob Wilfong (IF)

ROUND 7

61. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Terry Pendleton (IF)
62. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Howard Johnson (IF)
63. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Chris Speier (IF)
64. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Randy Bush (OF)
65. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Kirby Puckett (OF)
66. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - John Morris (OF)
67. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Bert Blyleven (SP)
68. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Bret Saberhagen (SP)
69. Baines - Benito Santiago (C)
70. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Tim Teufel (IF)

ROUND 8

71. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Doyle Alexander (SP)
72. Baines - Mike Scott (SP)
73. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Greg Gagne (IF)
74. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Ryne Sandberg (IF)
75. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Davey Lopes (OF)
76. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Bobby Ojeda (SP)
77. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Mike Krukow (SP)
78. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Tony Pena (C)
79. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Willie McGee (OF)
80. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Fernando Valenzuela (SP)

ROUND 9

81. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Bill Buckner (IF)
82. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Marc Sullivan (C)
83. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Danny Heep (OF)
84. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Bruce Hurst (SP)
85. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Ray Knight (IF)
86. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Jimmy Key (SP)
87. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Rick Burleson (IF)
88. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Roger Clemens (SP)
89. Baines - Ozzie Smith (IF)
90. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Danny Cox (SP)

ROUND 10

91. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Craig Reynolds (IF)
92. Baines - Nolan Ryan (SP)
93. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Julio Franco (IF)
94. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - John Kruk (IF)
95. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Dave Bergman (IF)
96. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Rick Reuschel (SP)
97. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Paul Molitor (IF)
98. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Roger McDowell (RP)
99. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Joel Youngblood (OF)
100. The OC (Teddyballgame) - John Franco (RP)

ROUND 11

101. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Kevin Bass (OF)
102. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Mike Witt (SP)
103. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Vince Coleman (OF)
104. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Tony Gwynn (OF)
105. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Tom Henke (RP)
106. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Scott Garrelts (RP)
107. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Frank Viola (SP)
108. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Harold Baines (OF)
109. Baines - Lenny Dykstra (OF)
110. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Juan Berenguer (RP)

ROUND 12

111. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Mookie Wilson (OF)
112. Baines - Steve Lombardozzi (IF)
113. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Charlie Kerfeld (RP)
114. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Willie Hernandez (RP)
115. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Jesse Orosco (RP)
116. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Jose Cruz (OF)
117. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Steve Bedrosian (RP)
118. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Bob Stanley (RP)
119. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Tom Herr (IF)
120. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Dickie Thon (IF)

ROUND 13

121. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Todd Worrell (RP)
122. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Don Sutton (SP)
123. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Terry Puhl (OF)
124. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Dave Righetti (RP)
125. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Don Robinson (RP)
126. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Gene Larkin (IF)
127. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Donnie Moore (RP)
128. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Robbie Thompson (IF)
129. Baines - Bill Doran (IF)
130. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Mike Aldrete (OF)

ROUND 14

131. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Jeff Reardon (RP)
132. Baines - Billy Hatcher (OF)
133. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Bill Schroeder (C)
134. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Denny Walling (IF)
135. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Gary Pettis (OF)
136. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Dan Gladden (OF)
137. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Andres Gallarraga (IF)
138. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Alan Ashby (C)
139. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Doug Corbett (RP)
140. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Curt Ford (OF)

ROUND 15

141. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Kevin Seitzer (IF)
142. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Jose Oquendo (IF)
143. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Rick Sutcliffe (SP)
144. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Roy Smalley (IF)
145. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Larry Herndon (OF)
146. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Marty Barrett (IF)
147. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Lee Mazilli (OF)
148. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Calvin Schraldi (RP)
149. Baines - Eric King (RP)
150. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Jose Uribe (IF)

ROUND 16

151. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Mark Davidson (OF)
152. Baines - Ken Dayley (RP)
153. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Willie Randolph (IF)
154. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Spike Owen (IF)
155. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Wally Backman (IF)
156. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Al Pedriq (IF)
157. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Rafael Santana (IF)
158. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Jack Morris (SP)
159. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Dave Smith (RP)
160. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Steve Lake (C)

[fightonusc]

THE OC: 5 OF, 6 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Andre Dawson (OF)
2. Dwight Gooden (SP)
3. Ellis Burks (OF)
4. Candy Maldanado (OF)
5. Keith Hernandez (IF)
6. Rob Wilfong (IF)
7. Terry Pendleton (IF)
8. Fernando Valenzuela (SP)
9. Bill Buckner (IF)
10. John Franco (RP)
11. Kevin Bass (OF)
12. Dickie Thon (IF)
13. Todd Worrell (RP)
14. Curt Ford (OF)
15. Kevin Seitzer (IF)
16. Steve Lake (C)

THE UNHOLY LEGIONS OF DOOM: 4 OF, 6 IF, 2 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Jose Canseco (OF)
2. Jack Clark (IF)
3. Will Clark (IF)
4. Chet Lemon (OF)
5. Dave Henderson (OF)
6. Bobby Grich (IF)
7. Howard Johnson (IF)
8. Willie McGee (OF) TRADED
9. Marc Sullivan (C)
10. Joel Youngblood (OF)
11. Mike Witt (SP)
12. Tom Herr (IF)
13. Don Sutton (SP) TRADED
14. Doug Corbett (RP)
15. Jose Oquendo (IF)
16. Dave Smith (RP)

Acquired via trade: Tony Pena (C) and Jack Morris (SP)

THE NIMRODS: 6 OF, 4 IF, 2 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Darrell Evans (IF)
2. Gary Gaetti (IF)
3. Ruppert Jones (OF)
4. Tim Laudner (C)
5. Cal Ripken (IF)
6. Pat Sheridan (OF)
7. Chris Speier (IF)
8. Tony Pena (C) TRADED
9. Danny Heep (OF)
10. Roger McDowell (RP)
11. Vince Coleman (OF)
12. Bob Stanley (RP)
13. Terry Puhl (OF)
14. Alan Ashby (C)
15. Rick Sutcliffe (SP)
16. Jack Morris (SP) TRADED

Acquired via trade: Willie McGee (OF) and Don Sutton (SP)

THE POOPYDICKS: 4 OF, 7 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Jorge Bell (OF)
2. Chili Davis (OF)
3. Don Mattingly (IF)
4. Matt Nokes (C)
5. Lou Whitaker (IF)
6. Phil Garner  (IF)
7. Randy Bush (OF)
8. Mike Krukow (SP)
9. Bruce Hurst (SP)
10. Paul Molitor (IF)
11. Tony Gwynn (OF)
12. Steve Bedrosian (RP)
13. Dave Righetti (RP)
14. Andres Gallarraga (IF)
15. Roy Smalley (IF)
16. Rafael Santana (IF)

THE CREAMY PIRATES: 6 OF, 5 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Mark McGwire (IF)
2. Tim Raines (OF)
3. Tom Brunansky (OF)
4. Bill Madlock (IF)
5. Kevin Mitchell (IF)
6. Mike Heath (C)
7. Kirby Puckett (OF)
8. Bobby Ojeda (SP)
9. Ray Knight (IF)
10. Rick Reuschel (SP)
11. Tom Henke (RP)
12. Jose Cruz (OF)
13. Don Robinson (RP)
14. Dan Gladden (OF)
15. Larry Herndon (OF)
16. Al Pedriq (IF)

THE FIGHTING TONY DANZAS: 4 OF, 7 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Reggie Jackson (OF)
2. Mike Schmidt (IF)
3. Gary Carter (C)
4. Dick Schofield (IF)
5. John Tudor (SP)
6. Harry Spilman (IF)
7. John Morris (OF)
8. Davey Lopes (OF)
9. Jimmy Key (SP)
10. Dave Bergman (IF)
11. Scott Garrelts (RP)
12. Jesse Orosco (RP)
13. Gene Larkin (IF)
14. Gary Pettis (OF)
15. Marty Barrett (IF)
16. Wally Backman (IF)

THE SOUTH ARKANSAS PENIS: 5 OF, 6 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Eric Davis (OF)
2. Kirk Gibson (OF)
3. Alan Trammell (IF)
4. Jeffrey Leonard (OF)
5. Pedro Guerrero (OF)
6. Bob Brenly (C)
7. Bert Blyleven (SP)
8. Ryne Sandberg (IF)
9. Rick Burleson (IF)
10. John Kruk (IF)
11. Frank Viola (SP)
12. Willie Hernandez (RP)
13. Donnie Moore (RP)
14. Denny Walling (IF)
15. Lee Mazilli (OF)
16. Spike Owen (IF)

THE FRANK TANANA ALL-STARS: 3 OF, 6 IF, 2 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Don Baylor (OF)
2. Jim Rice (OF)
3. Tom Brookens (IF)
4. Rich Gedman (C)
5. George Brett (IF)
6. George Hendrick (OF)
7. Bret Saberhagen (SP)
8. Greg Gagne (IF)
9. Roger Clemens (SP)
10. Julio Franco (IF)
11. Harold Baines (OF)
12. Charlie Kerfeld (RP)
13. Robbie Thompson (IF)
14. Bill Schroeder (C)
15. Calvin Schraldi (RP)
16. Willie Randolph (IF)

BAINES: 5 OF, 6 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Darryl Strawberry (OF)
2. Dale Murphy (OF)
3. Wally Joyner (IF)
4. Glenn Davis (IF)
5. Brian Downing (OF)
6. Wade Boggs (IF)
7. Benito Santiago (C)
8. Mike Scott (SP)
9. Ozzie Smith (IF)
10. Nolan Ryan (SP)
11. Lenny Dykstra (OF)
12. Steve Lombardozzi (IF)
13. Bill Doran (IF)
14. Billy Hatcher (OF)
15. Eric King (RP)
16. Ken Dayley (RP)

THE HIP YOUNG POPES: 6 OF, 5 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Tony Armas (OF)
2. Kent Hrbek (IF)
3. Doug DeCinces (IF)
4. Dwight Evans (OF)
5. Bob Boone (C)
6. Jim Lindeman (OF)
7. Tim Teufel (IF)
8. Doyle Alexander (SP)
9. Danny Cox (SP)
10. Craig Reynolds (IF)
11. Juan Berenguer (RP)
12. Mookie Wilson (OF)
13. Mike Aldrete (OF)
14. Jeff Reardon (RP)
15. Jose Uribe (IF)
16. Mark Davidson (OF)

[fightonusc]

Beefmaster selects Tom (Him) Herr.

[TβG]

D. Thon, and Todd Worrell

[fightonusc]

By proxy, Beefmaster selects Don Sutton.

[ultimate7]

Terry Puhl