Fantasy RBI Baseball League III Draft

[TβG]

good morning gentlemen and welcome to the 2005-2006 fantasy RBI baseball league draft. 

with the first pick, the world champion OC select Andre "the Hawk" Dawson from the national league all-stars.

next up beefmaster...

1. Teddyballgame (reigning Fantasy World Series Champ)
2. Beefmaster (last season's World Series runner-up)
3. Ultimate7 (last season's regular season champion)
4. fknmclane (tied for third place last season)
5. fightonusc (seventh place last season)
6. defen (eighth place last season)
7. Ryno
8. Shooty Babbit
9. Baines
10. Gerlost

[BeefMaster]

hJose Canseco, roid freak extraordinaire.

[Shooty]

Draft Order:

1. Teddyballgame - Andre Dawson
2. Beefmaster - Jose Canseco
3. Ultimate7
4. fknmclane
5. fightonusc
6. defen
7. Ryno
8. Shooty Babbit
9. Baines
10. Gerlost

[fightonusc]

ROUND 1

1. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Andre Dawson (OF)
2. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Jose Canseco (OF)
3. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Darrell Evans (IF)
4. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Jorge Bell (OF)
5. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Mark McGwire (IF)
6. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Reggie Jackson
7. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Eric Davis
8. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Don Baylor (OF)
9. Baines - Darryl Strawberry (OF)
10. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Tony Armas (OF)

ROUND 2

11. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Kent Hrbek (IF)
12. Baines - Dale Murphy (OF)
13. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Jim Rice (OF)
14. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Kirk Gibson (OF)
15. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Mike Schmidt (IF)
16. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc)- Tim Raines (OF)
17. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Chili Davis (OF)
18. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Gary Gaetti (IF)
19. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Jack Clark (IF)
20. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Dwight Gooden (SP)

ROUND 3

21. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Ellis Burks (OF)
22. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Will Clark (IF)
23. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Ruppert Jones (OF)
24. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Don Mattingly (IF)
25. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Tom Brunansky (OF)
26. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Gary Carter (C)
27. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Alan Trammell (IF)
28. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Tom Brookens (IF)
29. Baines - Wally Joyner (IF)
30. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Doug DeCinces (IF)

ROUND 4

31. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Dwight Evans (OF)
32. Baines - Glenn Davis (IF)
33. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Rich Gedman (C)
34. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Jeffrey Leonard (OF)
35. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Dick Schofield (IF)
36. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc)- Bill Madlock (IF)
37. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Matt Nokes (C)
38. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Tim Laudner (C)
39. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Chet Lemon (OF)
40. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Candy Maldanado (OF)

ROUND 5

41. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Keith Hernandez (IF)
42. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Dave Henderson (OF)
43. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Cal Ripken (IF)
44. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Lou Whitaker (IF)
45. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Kevin Mitchell (IF)
46. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - John Tudor (SP)
47. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Pedro Guerrero (OF)
48. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - George Brett (IF)
49. Baines - Brian Downing (OF)
50. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Bob Boone (C)

ROUND 6

51. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Jim Lindeman (OF)
52. Baines - Wade Boggs (IF)
53. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - George Hendrick (OF)
54. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Bob Brenly (C)
55. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Harry Spilman (IF)
56. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Mike Heath (C)
57. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Phil Garner (IF)
58. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Pat Sheridan (OF)
59. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Bobby Grich (IF)
60. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Rob Wilfong (IF)

ROUND 7

61. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Terry Pendleton (IF)
62. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Howard Johnson (IF)
63. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Chris Speier (IF)
64. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Randy Bush (OF)
65. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Kirby Puckett (OF)
66. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - John Morris (OF)
67. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Bert Blyleven (SP)
68. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Bret Saberhagen (SP)
69. Baines - Benito Santiago (C)
70. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Tim Teufel (IF)

ROUND 8

71. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Doyle Alexander (SP)
72. Baines - Mike Scott (SP)
73. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Greg Gagne (IF)
74. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Ryne Sandberg (IF)
75. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Davey Lopes (OF)
76. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Bobby Ojeda (SP)
77. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Mike Krukow (SP)
78. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Tony Pena (C)
79. Beefmaster - Willie McGee (OF)
80. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Fernando Valenzuela (SP)

ROUND 9

81. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Bill Buckner (IF)
82. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Marc Sullivan (C)
83. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Danny Heep (OF)
84. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Bruce Hurst (SP)
85. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Ray Knight (IF)
86. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Jimmy Key (SP)
87. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Rick Burleson (IF)
88. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Roger Clemens (SP)
89. Baines - Ozzie Smith (IF)
90. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Danny Cox (SP)

ROUND 10

91. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Craig Reynolds (IF)
92. Baines - Nolan Ryan (SP)
93. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Julio Franco (IF)
94. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - John Kruk (IF)
95. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Dave Bergman (IF)
96. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Rick Reuschel (SP)
97. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Paul Molitor (IF)
98. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Roger McDowell (RP)
99. Beefmaster - Joel Youngblood (OF)
100. The OC (Teddyballgame) - John Franco (RP)

ROUND 11

101. The OC (Teddyballgame) - Kevin Bass (OF)
102. The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster) - Mike Witt (SP)
103. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) - Vince Coleman (OF)
104. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) - Tony Gwynn (OF)
105. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Tom Henke (RP)
106. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Scott Garrelts (RP)
107. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Frank Viola (SP)
108. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Harold Baines (OF)
109. Baines - Lenny Dykstra (OF)
110. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Juan Berenguer (RP)

ROUND 12

111. The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost) - Mookie Wilson (OF)
112. Baines - Steve Lombardozzi (IF)
113. The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babitt) - Charlie Kerfeld (RP)
114. The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno) - Willie Hernandez (RP)
115. The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen) - Jesse Orosco (RP)
116. The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc) - Jose Cruz (OF)
117. The Poopydicks (fknmclane) -
118. The Nimrods (Ultimate7) -
119. Beefmaster -
120. The OC (Teddyballgame) -

THE OC: 4 OF, 4 IF, 2 SP, 1 RP

1. Andre Dawson (OF)
2. Dwight Gooden (SP)
3. Ellis Burks (OF)
4. Candy Maldanado (OF)
5. Keith Hernandez (IF)
6. Rob Wilfong (IF)
7. Terry Pendleton (IF)
8. Fernando Valenzuela (SP)
9. Bill Buckner (IF)
10. John Franco (RP)
11. Kevin Bass (OF)

THE UNHOLY LEGIONS OF DOOM: 5 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 1 SP

1. Jose Canseco (OF)
2. Jack Clark (IF)
3. Will Clark (IF)
4. Chet Lemon (OF)
5. Dave Henderson (OF)
6. Bobby Grich (IF)
7. Howard Johnson (IF)
8. Willie McGee (OF)
9. Marc Sullivan (C)
10. Joel Youngblood (OF)
11. Mike Witt (SP)

THE NIMRODS: 4 OF, 4 IF, 2 C, 1 RP

1. Darrell Evans (IF)
2. Gary Gaetti (IF)
3. Ruppert Jones (OF)
4. Tim Laudner (C)
5. Cal Ripken (IF)
6. Pat Sheridan (OF)
7. Chris Speier (IF)
8. Tony Pena (C)
9. Danny Heep (OF)
10. Roger McDowell (RP)
11. Vince Coleman (OF)

THE POOPYDICKS: 4 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP

1. Jorge Bell (OF)
2. Chili Davis (OF)
3. Don Mattingly (IF)
4. Matt Nokes (C)
5. Lou Whitaker (IF)
6. Phil Garner  (IF)
7. Randy Bush (OF)
8. Mike Krukow (SP)
9. Bruce Hurst (SP)
10. Paul Molitor (IF)
11. Tony Gwynn (OF)

THE CREAMY PIRATES: 4 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 1 RP

1. Mark McGwire (IF)
2. Tim Raines (OF)
3. Tom Brunansky (OF)
4. Bill Madlock (IF)
5. Kevin Mitchell (IF)
6. Mike Heath (C)
7. Kirby Puckett (OF)
8. Bobby Ojeda (SP)
9. Ray Knight (IF)
10. Rick Reuschel (SP)
11. Tom Henke (RP)
12. Jose Cruz (OF)

THE FIGHTING TONY DANZAS: 3 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 2 RP

1. Reggie Jackson (OF)
2. Mike Schmidt (IF)
3. Gary Carter (C)
4. Dick Schofield (IF)
5. John Tudor (SP)
6. Harry Spilman (IF)
7. John Morris (OF)
8. Davey Lopes (OF)
9. Jimmy Key (SP)
10. Dave Bergman (IF)
11. Scott Garrelts (RP)
12. Jesse Orosco (RP)

THE SOUTH ARKANSAS PENIS: 4 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 1 RP

1. Eric Davis (OF)
2. Kirk Gibson (OF)
3. Alan Trammell (IF)
4. Jeffrey Leonard (OF)
5. Pedro Guerrero (OF)
6. Bob Brenly (C)
7. Bert Blyleven (SP)
8. Ryne Sandberg (IF)
9. Rick Burleson (IF)
10. John Kruk (IF)
11. Frank Viola (SP)
12. Willie Hernandez (RP)

THE FRANK TANANA ALL-STARS: 3 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 1 RP

1. Don Baylor (OF)
2. Jim Rice (OF)
3. Tom Brookens (IF)
4. Rich Gedman (C)
5. George Brett (IF)
6. George Hendrick (OF)
7. Bret Saberhagen (SP)
8. Greg Gagne (IF)
9. Roger Clemens (SP)
10. Julio Franco (IF)
11. Harold Baines (OF)
12. Charlie Kerfeld (RP)

BAINES: 4 OF, 5 IF, 1 C, 2 SP

1. Darryl Strawberry (OF)
2. Dale Murphy (OF)
3. Wally Joyner (IF)
4. Glenn Davis (IF)
5. Brian Downing (OF)
6. Wade Boggs (IF)
7. Benito Santiago (C)
8. Mike Scott (SP)
9. Ozzie Smith (IF)
10. Nolan Ryan (SP)
11. Lenny Dykstra (OF)
12. Steve Lombardozzi (IF)

THE HIP YOUNG POPES: 4 OF, 4 IF, 1 C, 2 SP, 1 RP

1. Tony Armas (OF)
2. Kent Hrbek (IF)
3. Doug DeCinces (IF)
4. Dwight Evans (OF)
5. Bob Boone (C)
6. Jim Lindeman (OF)
7. Tim Teufel (IF)
8. Doyle Alexander (SP)
9. Danny Cox (SP)
10. Craig Reynolds (IF)
11. Juan Berenguer (RP)
12. Mookie Wilson (OF)

[ultimate7]

Darrell Evans

[RedBarron]

you have my team name wrong.

we are the South Arkansas Penis.  Similar to the Stanford Cardinal only we're a Penis.  One penis.  not multiple penisieisisiseses.

Whap whap!

[fknmclane]

Horhay Bell

[fightonusc]

I'll take Mr. Injected in the Ass by hJose Canseco himself, Mark McGwire.

defen is up. I'll IM him to get his first pick.

[fightonusc]

Actually, I just looked at defen sent me some proxy picks. So, with his first selection, he takes the man who must kill the Queen. Reggie "Po-ta-toes" Jackson.

[fightonusc]

And Ryno had sent some proxy picks as well, so with his first pick, he selects Eric Davis.

Shooty is now up.

[Shooty]

I select Don Baylor

[RedBarron]

goddamnit, where's baines!?!?!

[Mike D.]

goddamnit, where's baines!?!?!

I know where he's not.  And that's forming alliances.

[Baines]

My bad fellas.  Didn't know we were getting started already.

I'll take Strawberry.

[TβG]

nice pic, get ready for your wraparound pic right after gerlost posts his two. 

[Gerlost]

With the 10th pick of the draft, The Hip Young Popes select...

"Turbo" Tony Armas

Beginning the second round, with the 11th pick, The Hip Young Popes select...

Kent Hrbek

[Baines]

I'll go with Mr. Reverse Negative himself, Dale Murphy.

[Shooty]

Jim Rice

[RedBarron]

kirk gibson

[RedBarron]

i'm going to bed.

if i can't get back to the draft, fighton can do my proxy picks.


fighton--- i don't want any pitchers til I have at least 6 regular players.