Worst RBI Moments....

[Baines]

All, the old leaving the game in the middle.  I've done it myself a couple times, disgraceful as it is.  Though the couple times I did I was drunk.  Was this a sober walkoff?

This actually was a sober walkoff.  Now that I think of it though I have walked out one other time where I was drunk, walked out and fired half a Keystone down the street.  I think I had the Twins that time also.

I've perfected the "I choose not to play" routine after a series of agonizing defeats.

Also did this one for the first time last night.

Think of this as group therapy. We're not here to judge, just to help you feel better about yourself.
Let's concentrate on the good points. What did you do well last night?

Danny Heep was clutch.  Other than that all I did well was give up homers to below average hitters and lose twice to the worst RBI player we know.

This is sad but for the first time ever, I'm so bitter toward RBI that I refuse to play it tonight.  Fuck it.  We're drinking and playing Halo.

[Gantry]

Taking a break can definitely help.  Our RBI level is pathetic lately, but when we were all living together and playing RBI, everyone had slumps.  It was like you couldn't win even if your opponent had Houston.  You just get so mad and can't time that swing.   Nothing worse than losing your swing in straight pitch.  And yes, it does happen...

[Flood]

Losing 1-0 to BigVanilla (he was Boston and I was Houston).  Fucking horrible game.