Stock Fantasy Stats/Standings

[Stock]

Week 7 Matchups:

SF vs   fS
Gn vs   SL (both teams averaging 5 runs/inning).
PB vs   WS
ON vs   RN
SW vs   JW

[WeatherMatt]

Just the cure for a two game losing streak. I get to play the Royals of the Stock league.

[Mr. Blubbo]

I don't think Stock is worthy of my straight pitch RBI time come July.  It would be a massacre.

Challenge accepted.
I actually feel bad that I cannot play for shit with your drafted team.

As you should.  Fucking start winning with my team!

[ultimate7]

I don't think Stock is worthy of my straight pitch RBI time come July.  It would be a massacre.

Challenge accepted.
I actually feel bad that you drafted a shitty team.

[Big Hath]

hey Stack, it seems like you're having a hard time getting Mookie on base at lead-off

did you say we will have an opportunity for line-up changes?

[Stock]

hey Stack, it seems like you're having a hard time getting Mookie on base at lead-off

did you say we will have an opportunity for line-up changes?

Yep, after weak 9 is complete (1/4 through the season), anyone can make line-up changes.

[Gantry]

Lesson #1 learned from the first quarter of the season - fast guys with no power suck.  Why the fuck did I draft Gary Pettis?  Thank god I didn't bat him leadoff, I probably wouldn't have that win over Rack...

[Stock]

Week 7 Results:

SF vs   fS 44-37;  DWEvns, 9/9, HR, 4 RBI
Gn vs   SL 23-34 (5);  Murphy, 6/6, 3 HR, 7 RBI
PB vs   WS 54-40 (8 );  CDavis, 10/10, 4 HR, 4 2B, 9 RBI
ON vs   RN 36-38;  McGwir, 7/8, 5 HR, 12 RBI
SW vs   JW 34-45 (7); Gibson, 8/8, 4 HR, 9 RBI

Other Notables:

Gedman (SF); 6/8, 3 HR, 10 RBI
Burks (fS); 7/8, 2 HR, 5 RBI in a losing effort
Lemon (fS); 7/8, 4 HR, 11 RBI in a losing effort
Hndrck (fS); 7/8, 2 HR 4 RBI in a losing effort
Mldndo (SL); 5/6, 3 HR, 8 RBI
Mattingly (Gn); 5/5, 2 HR, 5 RBI in a losing effort
Jackson (PB); 8/9, HR, 5 RBI
Lindmn (PB); 8/10, 2 HR, 10 RBI
Santiago (PB); 6/9, 4 HR, 8 RBI
DaEvns (WS); 8/8, 4 HR, 6 RBI in a losing effort
Burlsn (WS); 7/8, 3 HR, 7 RBI in a losing effort
Dawson (ON); 7/8, 5 HR, 11 RBI in a losing effort
Strbry (SW); 6/7, 3 HR, 7 RBI in a losing record

PLAYER OF THE WEEK:
CDavis

Season leaders:

Home Runs:  Gibson (16)
Average:  Burlsn (.889)
RBI:  Lemon (41)
Slugging:  McGwir (2.161)
Doubles:  Burks (12)
Triples:  Gwynn (7)
ABs/HR:  McGwir (1 HR every 2.2 Abs)
Longest hitting streak:  DWEvns:  11 for last 11 ABs.

Season laggers:

Coleman/JCruz:  Only 2 players w/o a homer.
Coleman:  Worst batting average (.364)
JClark:  Only player w/o a double on the season

[Stock]

Lesson #1 learned from the first quarter of the season - fast guys with no power suck.  Why the fuck did I draft Gary Pettis?  Thank god I didn't bat him leadoff, I probably wouldn't have that win over Rack...

Maybe spoke too soon?

Week 7
Pettis:  4/9, 2 HR, 3B, 3 RBI in 54-40 victory.
IMO, Pettis was the worst pick in the entire draft.  So he is actually outperforming my expectations. 

[WeatherMatt]

Lesson #1 learned from the first quarter of the season - fast guys with no power suck.

Ozzie Smith has not one, but two home runs thank you very much. I believe he was the second worst power hitter to be drafted (behind Gwynn).

Also, I'd like to send out a personal fuck you to my team for the pisspoor performances of late. Dawson has been producing, but who else?

[Mr. Blubbo]

Jesus, the Racktacular Nation with 38 runs?!  How do you go from 7 runs in the last 3 games (or something like that) to 38 in one game?  However, you do it...keep it up.

[Stock]

Week 8 Matchups:

SF vs   WS
JW vs   ON One Nut Kruks look to stop a 3 game skid.
SW vs   PB
fS vs   SL (Nomaas looks for revenge on Slim for taking Boggs... could put him in first place too)  Slim looks for his 7th straight win.
RN vs   Gn

[nomaaa]

i'll need some extra heart from my boys, but i know they've got it in them. the faux sox are an incomplete team without boggs.

[ultimate7]

IMO, Pettis was the worst pick in the entire draft. 

I think you may have forgotten that Nokes was picked in the 2nd round.  Holy shit that joke is never gonna get old.

[Gantry]

Yeah, I don't see how Pettis at the end of the 8th was the work pick.  Look how early players with similar stats were taken - fuck Mookie Wilson is the same player and he was taken a round and a half before.  Ozzie Smith was taken at the beginning of the 7th.  Matt Nokes was drafted in the second round.  I demand how you figure that Mookie Wilson 14 picks earlier was a better pick (no offense BigHath) or apologize to me immediately...

PLAYER OF THE WEEK:
CDavis

You didn't list his stats...

54 runs in 8 innings, BOOYAH!  Is that the high this year?  Yes, I'm too lazy to look...

[GDavis]

The Nokes pick was worse than the Chargers taking Ryan Leaf.

[GDavis]

The Nokes pick was worse than the Trail Blazers taking Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan

[WeatherMatt]

I think I had 54 in 9 innings around week 2, so yours was slightly more impressive.

Matt Nokes could become a running joke alongside the likes of wumpst and aviator if it keeps up like this.

EDIT: Actually, it was 51 runs. So the Poopybutts were very impressive in their beatdown.

[nomaaa]

PLAYER OF THE WEEK:
CDavis

You didn't list his stats...

PB vs   WS 54-40 (8 );  CDavis, 10/10, 4 HR, 4 2B, 9 RBI

[Gantry]

My bad....  I still expect Stock's apology about Pettis on my desk before the end of the business day...