RBI Drinking Game qualifier today!

[Lips]

Ruperto homers, X-Factor Bunyans, Hendrick sacrifice, Corbet fo, Fong 2-out, 2-run dong.  DC Bunyans (they are everywhere), Joyner go.  Mark up 18-15.

Nokes s, Sheridan s, Bergman (last sub) fo at the warning track, Whitaker ties the game at 18.  Brookens GIGANTO...TAKES THE LEAD with a solo shot!!!!!!!!  Morris fo, Trammell go.  19-18 Gantry going to 9.

[Lips]

Reggie go.
Bread go.
Jones horrible swing/hit back to the pitcher...BOP!!!!  BOP!!!!  BOP!!!!
X-Factor s, followed by BOP!!!!
Hendrick s.  BASES LOADED!!!!
BURLY.....................line outs to 3rd.

Gantry wins 19-18.
Gantry 15 homers.
Sperling 12 homers.

Gantry (2-0)
Sperling (0-1)
Lips (0-1)

[Gantry]

HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was a game for the ages....   I almost lost it when Rupperto got that BOP, but I stayed tough and got the out.  Sperling played a hell of a game and should some managerial skill by saving the Burly Sac until the end...

[Mr. Blubbo]

Sperling is always involved in those thrillas.

[Gantry]

Sperling (Dt) vs Lips (Bo) up now

Trmml S, Gibby HR, Evans go, Nokes S, Shrdan S, Bergmn S, Whitkr S, double-play
Armas S, Burks HR, Boggs go, Rice HR, Baylor fo, Evans S, Gedmn go

Morris lo, Tramml go, Gibson go
Hndrsn HR, Clemns lo, Armas HR, Burks HR, Boggs S, J.Rice double-play

DaEvns go, Nokes go, Shrdan S, Bergmn S, Whitkr HR, Brookn S, Morris po
Baylor po, DwEvns HR, Gedmn S, Hndrsn S, Clemns intentional strikeout, Armas go

After 3 Innings:

Sperling (Dt) - 6
Lipitz (Bo) - 7

[OctoFranco]

Clemns intentional strikeout

This is simply unacceptable and enrages me.  I shall now go make a related thread..

[Gantry]

4th Inning

Tramml fo, Gibson go, DaEvns HR, Nokes HR, Shrdan fo
Burks S, Boggs po, J.Rice HR, Baylor go, DwEvns go

5th Inning

Bergmn go, Whitkr go, Brookn HR, Morris foul-out
Gedman fo, Hndrsn HR, Clemns lo, Armas po

6th Inning

Tramml HR, Lips brings in Hurst Gibson go, DaEvns fo BOP double, Nokes go, Shrdan fo
Burks fo, Boggs HR, Sperilng Brings in Alxndr, J.Rice S, Baylor S but terrible baserunning out at 3rd, DwEvns fo

After 6 Innings

Sperling (Dt) - 10
Lips (Bo) - 11

[Gantry]

7th Inning

Bergmn S, Whitkr S, Brookn S, Alexndr go, Tramml bases loaded double play!!!
Gedman po, Hndrsn lo, Hurst go

11-10 Lips after 7

[Gantry]

8th Inning

Gibson S, DaEvns 2-run HR, Nokes double, Shrdan go, Madlck RBI single, Whitkr go Sperling beautiful rundown to get out of the DP, Lips brings in Stanley Brookn go
Armas HR, Burks po, Boggs go, J.Rice po

13-12 Sperling after 8

[Gantry]

9th Inning

Heath pinch-hit single, Tramml go (slow Lips throw to screw up the DP), Gibson S, DaEvns fo, Nokes S bases loaded, Shrdan RBI Single, Madlck GRAND SLAM!!!!, Whitkr go

Sperling 18-12 to the bottom of the 9th

[Gantry]

Baylor HR, DwEvns HR, Gedman fo, Hendrsn HR, Sullvn go, Armas go

Final Score

Sperling (Dt) - 18 runs, 8 HRs 27 hits
Lips (Bo) - 15 runs, 13 HRs, 20 hits

Standings

Gantry 2-0
Sperling 1-1
Lips 0-2

[Sperling]

I can't do the fancy posts that Lips and Gant can do, so please bear with me.

Lips (DET) vs Gantry (CAL)

Pat Benatar still playing...ALL FIRED UP!

T1 - AT HR, Gibby po, Evans HR, Fatty Nokes HR, "PS I Love You" po BOP (double), Lemon fly out, Sweet Lou go
3 RUNS, 3-0
B1 - Rob Jr (sub) HR (up the butt over the scoreboard), DC HR, (G grabs a pillow) Meat HR, Potatoes single (top of the wall), Bread dp, Rupperto po
3 RUNS, 3-3
T2 - TB go, Alexander go, AT HR, KG go
1 RUN, 4-3
B2 - X-Factor HR, BOONE! go, Smutton s, Fong lo, DC 2-R HR, Wally BOP s, Reggie s, Downing 3-R HR, Jones HR, Schofield po
7 RUNS, 4-10
T3 - Evans HR, Nokes go, Sheridan HR, Copperpot HR, Whitaker HR, TB HR, Doyle fo, AT s, KG s, Evans s, Nokes s, BASES LOADED - PS po
6 RUNS, 10-10
B3 - The Boone Experiment is OVER - Hendrick sub HR, Sutton po, Wilfong po, DeCinces HR, (Morris sub) Joyner HR, Jackson fly out
3 RUNS, 10-13
T4 - Corbett sub, Lemon HR, Whitaker go, TB HR, Morris po, AT go
2 RUNS, 12-13
B4 - Downing bunyan s, Rupperto s, Factor fo, Hendrick dp (running error by G - 5 to 4 to 5)
0 RUNS, 12-13
T5 - Gibby s, Evans s (KG to 3B), Nokes 3-R HR, PS go, Lemon Party bunyan s, Lou po, TB go
3 RUNS, 15-13
B5 - Corbett s, Fong 2-R HR, DC lo, Joyner lo, Jackson s, Bread go 
2 RUNS, 15-15
T6 - Morris fly out, Witt sub, AT fly out (great run in), KG fly out
0 RUNS, 15-15
B6 - Rupperto po, Scho fly out, Hendu s, Witt go
0 RUNS, 15-15
T7 - Evans s, Nokes RF go, PS go, Lemon 2-R HR (HUGE), Sour HR, TB fly out
3 RUNS, 18-15
B7 - Rob Jr HR, DC po, Meat HR, Livan sub, Potatoes go, Downing fo 
2 RUNS, 18-17
T8 - Hernandez go, Trammell po, Gibson s (worthless BOP), Evans 2-R HR (on a slowball), Nokes s, PS fly out
2 RUNS, 20-17
B8 - Jones go, Factor s, Hendrick go (good job by Gantry staying out of the dp - Lips fucked up again), Burly sub po - Lips should've been punished, but he still holds a 3R lead
0 RUNS, 20-17
T9 - Donatello new pitcher, Lemon po, Whitaker go, TB go
0 RUNS, 20-17
B9 - Wilfong po, DC fly out, Joyner s, King sub (on 2 strikes), Reggie s, Downing s (1/2way up the wall), BASES LOADED, Jones s, Factor po (GREAT PITCH)   
1 RUN, 20-18

Det 20, 15 HRs
Ca 18, 13 HRs

Records:

Gantry 2-1
Sperling 1-1
Lips 1-2

[Lips]

Sperling Dt vs Gantry Ca

Sperling a few base hits in the first, scores one, two outs...Lemon is up.  Lemon go.  Mark, 1-0.
Fong (sub) s, DC 2-run homer, Joyner absorbing s, Potatoes s, Bread homer, Ruperto (sub) homer, Schfld go, Hendrick s, The Smutt fo dp.  6-1 Gantry

[Lips]

Whitaker go, Mustache go, Alexander s, Trammell fo.  6-1 G.

Fong fo (all of my fo's are fly outs), DC homer, Joyner homer, Potatoes homer, The Breadmeister walls it s, Ruperto s, X-FACTOR s, Hendrick (bases loaded) MAJOR LEAGUE BOP in foul territory, but gets the fo, Burly (sub) for the game.........BUNYAN 10-1.  Fong s after a poor misfielding by Sperling.  11-1. 

Sperling 0 homers
Gantry 6 homers

[Lips]

Gantry (3-1)
Sperling (1-2)
Lips (1-2)

This next game is fkn huge!!!!!!!!  Me vs Markus.  May the best RBI player win!!!!

[Gantry]

1st Inning

Wilfng fo, Decinces HR, Joyner S, Jacksn S, Dwning fo, Jones S, Schfld go
Tramml HR, Gibson S, DaEvns HR, Nokes go, Shrdan HR, Lemon HR, Whitkr fo, Brookn HR, Alxndr fo

2nd Inning

Hendrk HR, Witt fo, Wilfng fo, Dougie HR, Joyner go
Tramml po, Gibson lo, DaEvns HR, Nokes HR, Shrdan fo

3rd Inning

Jacksn sixer, Dwning fo, Jones go, Schfld go
Lemon go, Whitkr go, Brookn fo

Lips 8, Sperling 5

[Gantry]

4th Inning

Hendrk go, Witt go, Wilfng fo
Alxndr BOP, Tramml po, Gibson S, DaEvns HR, Nokes go, Shrdan fo

5th Inning

DCincs HR, Joyner go, Jacksn HR, Dwning fo, Jones HR, Factor single, Hendrk go
Lemon HR, Whitkr S, Brookn double-play, Morris foul-out

6th Inning

Witt go, Wilfng fo, DCincs go
Tramml HR, Gibson HR, DaEvns BOP, Nokes go, Shrdan HR, Lemon fo, Whitkr go

After 6 Innings:

Lips 16, Sperling 7

[Gantry]

7th Inning

Joyner go, Jacksn fo, Dwning go
Brookn out, Heath pinch hit homer, Tramml lo, GibsonHR

Lips 18 (Dt), 14 HRs
Sperling 8 (Ca), 7 HRs

Standings:

Gantry 3-1
Lips 2-2
Sperling 1-3

[Sperling]

Gantry (Det) vs Lips (Ca) - Game 3

T1 - AT po (BOP s), KG po, Evans s (wall), Nokes po, Sheridan go (BOP)
0 RUNS, 0-0
B1 - Wilfong fly out, DC fly out, Joyner fly out (to the wall)
0 RUNS, 0-0
T2 - Lemon po, Sweet Lou s, TB po, Alexander po
0 RUNS, 0-0
B2 - Jackson (SUPERBOP) s, Bread dp, Jones po
0 RUNS, 0-0
T3 - AT s (wall), KG lefty hit s, DaEvns po, Nokes fly out, (Gantry grabs the pillow) PS s, BASES LOADED, Bergman sub - up the butt GRAND SLAM (on a fastball) - "there's TEN OF DEM", Whitaker HR, TB po
5 RUNS, 5-0
B3 - Factor po, Burly po, Witt po (1-2-3)
0 RUNS, 5-0
T4 - Alexander (good stroke) fly out, AT HR (token), KG go, Evans HR, Nokes s, PS go 
2 RUNS, 7-0
B4 - Fong po, DC go, Joyner go (1-2-3 x2)
0 RUNS, 7-0
T5 - Bergman double, Whitaker 2R HR, TB HR, Alexander po, AT po, Sutton sub, Gibby HR, Evans po
4 RUNS, 11-0
B5 - Guillermo sub, Reggie po, Downing fly out, Jones fly out   

Det, 11, 7 HRs
Ca, 0, 0 HRs

SLAUGHTER - 5 innings of shut-out pitching by Gantry!!!!

[Lips]

Alright this game is pretty big!

Gantry (Det) vs Sperling (Ca)