Official Fantasy RBI World Series Thread

[BDawk]

I heard there was a lot of action on the Poopydicks for game 4... I'm not accusing...just saying.

[fknmclane]

Fuck yeah.  This team has no quit.  And no urge to clean themselves.

[fightonusc]

Game 5 of the Fantasy RBI World Series is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[BDawk]

Where's my champagne?

[fightonusc]

In your gape.

[BDawk]

Oh...did you put it there?

[fightonusc]

More like that Matt Nokes raped you with it and left it there...

[BDawk]

More like that Matt Nokes raped you with it and left it there...

I didn't consider it rape...we made love, thank you very much

[fightonusc]

POOPYDICKS STAY ALIVE IN WORLD SERIES
WITH 17-9 VICTORY IN GAME 5

Krukow's complete game, Nokes' five RBI help send Poopydicks
back home for a crucial Game 6 against The OC

The Poopydicks shocked a sellout crowd of OC supporters by taking a dominating 17-9 victory in Game 5 of the Fantasy RBI World Series on Monday, cutting their deficit to 3-2 and regaining home-field advantage as the series shifts back to Poopydickville for a final time.

Mike Krukow had an epic performance on the mound for The Poopydicks, scattering 15 hits and nine runs in throwing a complete game. Matt Nokes was the hitting hero for The Poopydicks, going 3 for 4 with a home run, five RBI and three runs scored.

"Poopywhat?!?," shouted ecstatic Poopydicks coach fknmclane as his team exited the locker room and boarded their jet to return home. "The OC are a bunch of choking dicksmokers, and their management is sucking the pipe right now. Especially that douchebag BDawk - what a maroon!"

The OC held a 20-minute, closed-door meeting after the game, called by team owner and coach TBG. Afterwards, he and GM BDawk had a heated argument in the team offices that, according to some reports, either esclated to blows and/or lovemaking.

The OC's Andre Dawson was again held in check, going 2 for 5 with only one RBI on a solo home run.

BOX SCORE:

[BDawk]

What a bunch of pussies... I'll say this right now, if these guys don't win one game here, I'll go out and find some others that will. The bench will be starting if game seven happens.
Doc Gooden may be castrated

[fknmclane]

Jack Morris/John Smoltz can't hold Mike Krukow's jock.  Unbelievable. 

We've got the OC right where we want them.

[TβG]

it's time for a rally.  let's put this series away. 

[fightonusc]

Game 6 is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap tomorrow morning.

[fightonusc]

THE OC WINS FANTASY RBI WORLD SERIES WITH 19-15 VICTORY IN GAME 6

Early lead holds as both teams score five times in the ninth

It was a long time coming, but for The OC, it was worth the wait. Despite having nearly squandered a 3-0 series lead, The OC clinched the Fantasy RBI World Series on Wednesday night with a 19-15 victory in Game 6 over the host Poopydicks. The victory gives The OC back-to-back World Series titles, and marks what owner and manager TBG hopes is the start of a dynasty.

The OC's dramatic near collapse is rumored to have caused tension between TBG and GM BDawk. However, both parties were all smiles ina racous post-game celebration in The OC's locker room.

"I always knew that we had the organization and players that were capable of doing this," said TBG. "I knew it was a matter of time, and I never stopped believing in our team."

However, BDawk admitted to having some lingering concerns.

"I absolutely stopped believing in this team," he said. "I'm glad to be wrong, but I was sure that they were nothing but a bunch of spineless choke artists. Then again, I am a Phildelphia sports fan, so it's what I'm used to."

The celebration took a near-tragic turn later in the evening, when TBG accidentally had a sip of real champagne instead of his apple cider. After stumbling around the locker room and making many misspelled posts on Dee-Nee.com, TBG later passed out in the team's laundry room. As of this morning, he was reported to be resting uncomfortably with "a monster headache".

Not surprisingly, the Game 6 hero was Andre Dawson, who went 6 for 6 with two home runs and six RBI. Fernando Valenzuela picked up the win in relief, going giving up three runs in 3 2/3 innings.

The OC was finally able to get the The Poopydicks' bullpen after two frustrating games. Although Mike Krukow gave up only four earned runs in 4 2/3 innings of work, The Poopydicks were undone by Bruce Hurst, who allowed seven earned runs in 2 2/3 innings.

The Poopydicks still had a chance late, scoring five times in the ninth inning, capped by Lou Whitaker's three-run homer. But Don Mattingly's ground out ended the game and the season for The Poopydicks.

Poopydicks manager fknmclane was not pleased with his team's performance.

"I hate my team," he repeated over and over in the loser's clubhouse. "What a bunch of pussies. I hate the pitchers, the hitters, the bat boys, the concession workers...fuck them all, right up their fucking fuckasses!"

BOX SCORE:

[TβG]

we are the champions of the world.

"you hear me?  bang, phhffff, the world!"

[fknmclane]

Congratulations, bitches.  We'll get you next year.

[TβG]

Congratulations, bitches.  We'll get you next year.

you'll get nothing, and like it!

[BeefMaster]

My congratulations to TBG - your consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series wins is almost as impressive as my consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series losses.

[BDawk]

My congratulations to TBG - your consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series wins is almost as impressive as my consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series losses.

Hey!!! What about me?

[BeefMaster]

My congratulations to TBG - your consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series wins is almost as impressive as my consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series losses.

Hey!!! What about me?

You only won once.

But congratulations anyway.