Official Fantasy RBI Week 7 Thread

[fightonusc]

The Empire Fends Off The CommieHitlers, 16-12

DEE-NEE CITY - Don Mattingly homered twice to lead The Empire to a less-than-inspiring 16-12 victory over The CommieHitlers on Tuesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium. The Empire (5-2) won despite almost blowing an early 8-0 lead.

"This is the problem we have," said Empire manager Dark Side after the game, "is that we blast it hard early but then we shoot our load too early. We need to do something to extend our offensive explosions and not become flaccid too soon. Like a penis pump for our offense."

Jose Canseco broke out of an early-season slump with two home runs for the CommieHitlers (3-4), but seemed distracted after the game.

"Honestly, I'm just disappointed that they didn't select me to be on Dancing With The Stars," Canseco said. "I totally could have rumbaed better than John Ratzenberger! Plus, I'm also depressed because, due to the massive amounts of steroids, HGH and horse pituitary glands that I take, my testicles have now completely receded."

[ryno]

Dale Murphy is a fucking god. . . .

[ultimate7]

Week 7 spreadsheet attached

Note that the Traded players show team only stats on the current team page, but combined stats on the "Batters" or "Pitchers" pages, this is so that I can easily keep team stats.

[nomaaa]

for the record, i suggested starting ryne was in bad taste.



and the kegger was so much better without our gm...

[Darky]

for the record, i suggested starting ryne was in bad taste.

No quarrels there. But more at bats are needed to fully make an accurate assessment.

Now Walling will be given an opportunity to play his first game for The Empire. It is not a sink or swim situation. I have stated earlier that Walling and Sandberg will be platooning for an undetermined period.

ryno has agreed to join The Empire.

He shall assume duties as the Assistant General Manager, Director Of Player Development, Executive Consultant, and Hitting Coach.

We feel that nomaa will learn from this past experience and use it as a tool for his evolution to a Jedi Knight as well as coach The Empire to a Fantasy Championship.
We have set very high demands for our disciple but we believe in him very much like Morpheus believed in Neo.
We understand that he is raw and young and that he is trying to be one with The Force. He is a players coach and is able to bring in the high school muff to take the edge off our players. Considering his experience and young age in RBI years, he has done an impressive job. 

May The Force bless our Empire.

[ultimate7]

OK week 7 spreadsheet really attached now

[Shooty]

I have Carter, Schmidt, CDavis, McGwire, and Maldanado and my team is last in slugging.  Jesus.

[TβG]

we'll take mcwire or schmidt off your hands.